On the summit of life, you look down on your contemporaries. Abortion, immigration, healthcare, energy transition, dog licence fees, world peace. You know the solution. Love thy neighbour. Make love not war. Guns don't kill people; people do. Why be politically correct when you can be right?

Fucking idiots. Don't they know what is going on? Fucking bastards with their hate and scaremongering. Propaganda everywhere you look. The hate these sad fucks are throwing around. Hasn't history taught them anything? Unfuckingbelievable.

Where is the fat gits' compassion? The burglar who was killed by the homeowner was also a valuable human being. He was practically still a boy. Family living on benefits. The OAP had no right to take this life. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Where is their common sense? The OAP had every right to defend his life, his loved ones and his property. Jesus, the old man must have been scared shitless, being threatened by some fucking waste-of-space lowlife? How fucking stupid must one be to defend a fucking criminal? An animal which threatens our elders?

How can they not see? Didn't they see the latest meme about Russia? That said it all. Just check out Facebook, for fuck's sake. It's all there.

You want a conspiracy theory to be true? YouTube will have all the proof. You want a political opinion to be right? Instagram and Twitter will prove its exclusive validity.

So your hate is valid. Your hate is justified. Your hate is necessary for the survival of democracy, of society, maybe human life itself. If you didn't spout it, how would the human race survive?

What the hell is the alternative anyway? Listen to an uncomfortable opinion? In a fucking democracy? If you are pro-life, how can you listen to the not-likeminded? They would be fucking anti-life, wouldn't they? Who would willingly share a table with filth like that, listen to their repelling attitudes? Why give people space who opine that we should help people in their countries rather than support migration? Fucking Nazis. And don't let me get started on bastarding dog owners? Letting their dogs shit all over the place. Sticking little pink bows in their dogs' hair, calling the freaking things Elsie or something stupid like that. The flipping kid owners aren't much better, I tell you. All men are created equal, and all ankle biters are created evil and annoying, no matter what species.

There ought to be a law against shit like that. Just saw a post on Facebook that proved it.

The earth is flat, and so are those people's brains that don't see the unalienable truth of my opinion. I don't need political discourse. I don't need expert opinion. I don't need the exchange of controversial ideas. I AM the expert, on everything and anything. The Middle East, gender identity, religion, big pharma, punishment and rehabilitation, the tax system and environmental laws. You name it; I explain it. If you don't believe what I know, you are fucking useful twats. I am right, and you are beautifully wrong.

I am looking down; you are looking up. Morons. Do not for a second believe that I would ever listen to your abhorrent ideas. Your attitude pleasantly disgusts me. You make me feel physically sick and morally sane. You are evil. I am good. Consider yourself unfriended.

But, for God's sake, whatever you do, do not adopt my belief system. Please, keep swimming in your Mephistophelian cesspit forever. I need you to. Without you, I would lose my identity, my purpose, my sole reason for being. I would lose my moral high ground.