Well, it seems like everyone wants sloppy writing. Here it goes IG. Take this as you will ☠️
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AS TRUMP LAID THERE SUDDENLY OBAMA RAN THROUGH THE DOOR

" I LUV YOU MY KITTEN, FORGET ABOUT THAT CRIPPLED LOSER AND BE WITH ME ❗❗❗😈♥️♥️♥️"

TRYMP BLUSHED AT THE COMMENT AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED TO MAKEMOUT WITH JIM

BIDEN RAN THROUGH THE DOOR, IN TEARS WITH FLOWERS 😨

" BBG WHY? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR WRINKLED MASTER??"

BIDEN CRIED AND THEN PULLED OUT A GLOCK 18 AND SHOT BOTH OF THEM

"HEHE.. LOOKS LIKE HE COULDN'T SURVIVE THIS ONE 😈❗❗❗❗" BIDEN THEN RAN AWAY WHILE OBAMA AND TRUMP BLED OUT WHILE THEY WERE STILL MAKING OUT

Kill me.

Should this be the true ending? 😋✌🏽