LUIGI

You know what? I've had enough of Wario and his nonsense. I wonder how he's even gotten this far anyway. P̺r̻o̽b̫a̗b̵l̴y͓ ̇c̠h̓ȅa͠tͣe̼d̥.͙ A̬ͨn̘̻y͍͎w͆͜a͇͗ỷ̘ṡ̵.̈̑.̶̈.̻͘ 

I̢ͮ͟.̩͕ͫ

D͛ͤ̋̔͟o̶̸̟͑͜n͙͍̎ͪ̏'̨͇̜̄̓t̛̙̥̉̈́.̄͑̏̉́

C̴̹͈̲̄ͧͦ̑̄͢A̱͎̬̱͓͚͛̑ͣ͠Ṟ̳ͬ̉̀̌̑ͥ͑͠Ë̶̷̱́ͦ̃ͦ̈́́̃.̨̙͈̲̱͂ͥ̈́͜͢

I̚ ̝bͫu͢i͇lͅd͟ ̡ūp͔ ̔a͔lͪl̗ ̺t҉h̹e̵ ͐h̰a̯t̘r̍e͍d͑ ̹I̓ ̄h̰a͊v̊ḛ ́f̒ör̘ ̕h̝i͘m̖ ͊a̓n̕dͫ ̀s̬h́ö́o҉t͜ ̫W̽a͂r̆i̟o̿ ͅo͇n̉e̙ ͟o͑fͬ ͠m̓y̱ ͗m̔e̹a̔n̡e͗s̕t̶ ͑dͧêa̝t̊h̠ ͦs̗tͥa͛r̨e̓s̖.̶

He shuts up instantly, his face paling. Mario saw it too. He also went pale. But, eh. At least W͔͈̹̓̐͠À̗ͥ͊͜͠Ŕ̸̨̜̾͢Ị̧̽̿̾ͯO̳̐͒̓҉͉ learned his lesson.

The rest of the bus ride was smooth sailing.

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