https://youtu.be/vPrBiosnB7A

Palutena: And Since I'm not running for class president anymore this will be the last time i'll hold these golden scissors

She cuts the rope and walks "Sadly" away

John: I show go talk to her

Samus: John no, she's looking for attention god i'm so mad i could just kiss you

John Cena: What was that?

Samus: i said i could just.....piss glue......yeah

Palutena: *Crying* i can't be president anymore

Trump: There there

Palutena: My only is that someone, and i have no idea who, could run for president and give it to me

Trump: Uhh

Palutena: oh thank you Donald

*Meanwhile*

Samus: I think someone beside Trump should be president

John: well i don't know who should

Samus: I think you should John, here i'll set up your campaign, together we will fight for things that matter

John: Wow thanks Samus, alright let's do this

*Timeskip*

Trump: Ask not what you're student body president could do, ask what you could do to you're student body president's body

Samus: John there is nothing to worry about, he's just making empty promises and saying his workout routine

Trump: And on Friday, I do abs and legs, but not calf's and as you recall i do those with my legs on Wednesday's

John Cena: Hello, My Name is John Cena and i'm running for student president an-

AJ Styles: Get On With It Cena!

John: Shut it AJ, now as i was say-

https://youtu.be/ZcIYOgcCcnM

The Rock walks up on stage and grabs the microphone

The Rock: Finally The Rock Has Come Back To Clone High!

John: umm that's nice Dwayne, do you think you could maybe give me the microphone back

The Rock: The Rock Does What The Rock Wants, And Right Now The Rock Feels Like Talking About His Time Away From This School

John Cena: Can i please have the microphone back

The Rock: Oh this, You want this back sure here

John walks off the stage and starts banging his head on the door

Samus: Cmon Cena it wasn't that bad

Mario: Dang John, you really suck at this, Trump is beating you by 90 votes

John: Not no Mario

Mario: Good News I found some guys that can help you win the election

Waluigi: Waa

Samus: What's he going to do

Mario: trust me, he isn't in Smash, but he can do some crazy shit

*Timeskip*

Mario: John good news i pulled everyone in the girls bathroom, you are ahead

John: I new this was a ba- wait i'm ahead

Mario: Yep 

Palutena: *Crying*

Samus: Oh boy

John: Palutena why are you crying?

Palutena: I don't think i'm going to be able to go on with Trump anymore i need someone to comfort me, someone named John, you are named John

John Cena: to the max Palutena

Samus: That's it i'm going to kill her

*Timeskip*

John walks into the school next morning

John: Sup

Mario: Damn John, looking good

John: It's not John Cena anymore it's "The Doctor Of Thuganomics"

Mario: ooooooh you mean the one version of you that people wanted so desperately to return?

John: Don't make me slug you

Nick: Um guys you need to see this

John and Mario look at the phone

Samus: Did you know that John Cena, takes drugs before he wrestles each match, he's also threatend to walk out of the WWE if the company didn't paid more, He also states that he loves his fans but really he hates every single one of them, vote for Donald Trump

Mario: *Checks Phone* and now Trump is winning but at least things can't get worse

Palutena: Hey guys, sorry John but i don't think it's working out between us, i going to find Donald

Mario: Well i can't ge-

John: Mario SHUT UP!

John storms out of the school

Samus: Hello John

John Cena: You Son of a bitch, those are all lies!, I NEVER TOOK DRUGS, I HAVE NEVER THREATEN TO LEAVE, AND I LOVE ALL OF MY FANS

Trump: Well it looks like I'll get the girl and the potion

Vince McMahon: Sorry Boys but we student president isn't either of you

John and Trump: WHAT!

Vince: Yep sorry about that

Samus: Then Who Is It Then?

The Rock: It's The People Student President The Rock!

Palutena: Hey There Dwyane, i wanna know how Rock Hard you are

The Rock: Sorry Green Haired Lady But The Rock Makes His Own Rules

Trump: This is bullshit!