Izuku woke up the next morning with his head hurting. He mentally groaned rubbing his head. Dabi didn't tell him anything about mixing beer and liquor would be a lethal combination that resulted into a hangover but why would he? He probably assumed Midoriya had drank before when he hadn't.

Izuku turned over slowly when his eyes landed on the person sleeping beside of him. His face heated up to a red color seeing Tomura's sleeping face. His mouth opened a little bit trying to rack his brain for what the fuck happened the night before. He saw he was wearing different boxers than he was and the man beside of him had no shirt on.

'WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK'

His poor head was pounding and he almost screamed. It wasn't like it would've been a horrible idea or anything but he never slept with anyone when he was drunk. Now.... He felt horrible. Did he vomit? What embarrassing things did he say? Were they together now? How the hell did he get into his bed?!

'I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING OH MY GOD! WHAT DID I DO?!'

His bedroom door swung open revealing Dabi and Himiko. His mouth opened up but no words came out. Dabi's face was twisted into the evilest grin Izuku had ever seen on anyone's face and Himiko was bright pink with a delighted expression on her face. She squealed jumping up and down. He was frozen in his spot on his bed he couldn't even protest what had happened.

"Fuck!" Tomura grumbled, "So early in the morning.... Why are you screaming?"

He opened his eyes to see the hero staring at him with a horrified look on his face staring at the doorway. Shigaraki turned over to look at the door too see Himiko and Dabi standing there. He sat up and rubbed his eyes trying to bring himself to be more awake than he was. Izuku rolled over to the face the window because he couldn't bare to look at Dabi's face anymore.

"You don't know how to let people sleep in or what?" Tomura asked.

"Did you two hook up last night!?" Himiko screamed, "I knew there was something there!"

Everything from last night came back to the villain. Izuku stared at her funny.

'Something there? What's she talking about?'

"NO!" he yelled turning pink as well, "He was drunk so I brought him to bed!"

Izuku looked shocked as his face turned a deeper impossible red color.

'That doesn't sound any better!'

"To have your way with him?!" she cried in delight.

"No!" he yelled with pink cheeks.

Izuku looked back at Tomura.

"W-we didn't do anything?" the hero asked.

"No."

"Oh."

For a moment Izuku looked disappointed but hid his face quickly. Tomura grab him a weird look.

'Why the hell did he say it like that?' Shigaraki thought.

"Oh well.... that's good. I wouldn't want to be drunk for that..." he muttered.

Click!

Tomura and Izuku turned around to see Dabi snapping a photo.

"What are you doing?!" they yelled in unison.

"I need a picture to remember this for the rest of my life. Oh, don't forget you owe me a party for buying you alcohol."

Dabi walked back down the hallway.

"LEAVE!" Tomura yelled.

Himiko giggled and closed the bedroom door.

"You had him buy you alcohol?"

The hero nodded looking ashamed.

"Why?"

"I was throwing myself a pity party. Just things haven't been all that great lately and I didn't know what else to do..."

Izuku sighed.

"I'm sorry if you had to babysit me."

"It didn't bother me really. You were quite bold though."

"B-bold?"

"You like cuddling apparently and you think my hair is soft like a kitten."

Izuku smiled, "Can I touch your hair again since I don't remember that?"

It was like all his shame melted away.

Shigaraki raised his eyebrows but gave a quick nod anyways. Izuku reached out and stroked his grayish blue hair. It was very soft. He smiled as he petted the villain's hair a little more. The door opened up again revealing Dabi once again.

"What the hell are you doing now?"

"KNOCK!" Tomura yelled.

"Hey, Izuku is petting him like he's a fucking cat!" the villain yelled down the hallway.

Tomura got out of bed and slammed the door shut then locked it.

"One day I will kill you!"

"Good, I can't wait!"

Tomura smacked his head against the door.

'I should've slept on the couch. This is too much bullshit in the morning for me.'

"Are you ok?" Izuku asked looking concerned.

"I'm fine."

"Are your hands ok? That looks uncomfortable."

Tomura looked down at his taped up hands.

"It's fine. I usually do it every night anyways."

"I can take it off if you want."

"Ok."

Even with one hand, the hero took all the tape off both hands, though he struggled a little bit. Tomura was expecting Izuku to be feeling some kind of regret from last night but he acted like he didn't have any. Even though he conned his way into Izuku's life for a cake it was like the new hero didn't really mind. He wondered what happened exactly to make him care very little to have villains in his apartment.

Tomura helped Izuku put on pants and a tank top even though he couldn't figure out how Deku managed to strip off all his clothes last night. Izuku murmured a thank you and they headed into the kitchen. Dabi was drinking coffee and giving his boss an evil grin and Himiko looked like she was in love with the idea of them being together.

"How are the love birds this morning?" Twice asked with a smile.

"Fine," they said and sat down.

"Would you both like bacon and eggs with toast?" Kurogiri asked.

"Yes please," Izuku said with a smile.

"Sure."

Kurogiri placed a glass of water and a cup of coffee with Tylenol in front of Izuku.

"T-thank you. I forgot my head was hurting until now."

"You're welcome."

"Um.... did anyone come by?" Izuku asked, "I'm just asking because no one woke us up."

"No one stopped by yet."

"Are you expecting a visit?" Tomura asked.

"No, not yet. Mom doesn't like seeing me hurt but if I need anything she'll get it for me."

"I'd like to meet her sometime," Himiko said with a smile.

"I hope so too. I might have to arrange something."

"You have so much free time!" Himiko cried, "What are you going to do with your time?"

"I don't know yet. I guess I can chill.... I don't have to worry about money."

They all finished breakfast and Dabi took his place on the couch for the console. Izuku didn't mind watching but he for once he was bored sitting at home and he didn't want to leave the apartment alone. He wished they all could go out and see a movie or something. It seemed to be one of many downfalls of having evil friends.

"Whatcha thinking about?" she asked interrupting his thoughts.

"Huh?"

"You're muttering to yourself," Shigaraki stated without looking at him.

"Oh... Well I was thinking about wanting to go out and see a movie but I didn't want to go alone."

"Go out and ask one of your hero friends," Jin said shrugging.

"I kind of wanted to go with you guys."

Dabi paused his game.

"You're kidding me?"

Izuku looked embarrassed and sank into the couch, "Sorry."

"I can't remember the last time I saw a movie!" Himiko said excitedly, "It's been a few years!"

"We would get caught," Dabi snapped bursting that bubble.

"Yea," she said sadly, "You guys would, not me."

Dabi gave her the finger.

"You guys can't dress up?" Izuku asked nearly pleading now.

"Go ahead and go. I would love the peace and quiet," Kurogiri said.

"I'm sorry," Izuku said, "I didn't realize I was being loud."

"It's not you, it's them."

"Oh," Izuku said trying to suppress the grin threatening to appear on his face.

"Doesn't your head hurt?" Tomura asked.

"A lot less than before. I was informed to drink water next time and eat when I decide to drink. Now I know for the next time it won't be so bad."

"Can we really go?!" Himiko cried, "I want to go!"

"I do have a car. I can't drive right now but someone else can. There's a drive in movie theater we can go too and you guys wouldn't really have to hide too much."

"Are we really going to risk everything to go watch a movie?" Dabi snapped, "He's the most noticeable motherfucker here!"

"I can hide my hair," Midoriya said almost offended, "I have tons of beanies and Himiko can let her hair down."

"I hate my hair," she whined, "It frizzes way to easy."

Izuku tapped his chin.

"I think I have something for that. Lemme look in the bathroom."

He got up and she followed him down the hallway to the bathroom.

"As much as I love this, what are we staying here for?" Dabi hissed, "We are going to get caught!"

"No one said you had to stay."

"I like staying.... but I need an answer though."

Jin and Kurogiri stared at Tomura but the man had no answer at that moment.

"I like being here," he said a few minutes later.

"That's all?"

"I like being here too. He lets have the freedom we wouldn't normally have. We have everything we need. Himiko is very happy," Jin said, "I wouldn't want to leave either. I would like going to the movies though."

"Who else is going to be this nice?" Kurogiri asked, "We may be villains but this is the most normalcy that any of you ever had."

"What's wrong with being an outcast?" the fire user asked.

"It's nice to be accepted as we are by someone else. Though it seems our hero is quite unusual himself," Jin said.

"I don't know. I feel like we are pushing our luck. It seems we are getting too dependent on him and he's getting that way with us."

Kurogiri sighed.

"Then leave but I want to stay."

Dabi stared at Tomura.

"Why? There's no way we can take down All Might now. We haven't really done anything in a year. Are we just going to ignore this all? We are still in deep shit."

"What do you guys think!"

The three of them turned around. Izuku followed out behind of Himiko. She had her hair down and it was straight and silky looking.

"It looks good on you babe!" Jin said with a grin.

She jumped over the couch into his lap giving him kisses.

"Do I look like Himiko though?" she asked.

"You do but that's because I know who you are," he said kissing her neck.

"Are we really going?" Dabi asked looking pissed.

"If we go, I'll play a drinking game with you tomorrow night."

Dabi glared at him.

"Fine."

Izuku grinned. Tomura covered his face trying to hide a smile. He secretly couldn't to go to the movies too.

"Yay! I can't wait!" she cried, "I'm going to go do my makeup now!"

Himiko disappeared in a blonde blur. Dabi covered his face looking annoyed.

'Unfucking believeable', he thought.