Tomura sat at the kitchen table with a glass in his hand. It might've been eight in the morning but he sure as hell needed that drink. He was already on his third glass kind of missing the old bar they were in. It was blessing in disguise at that time.

He was thankful that Dabi was still asleep on the couch and Kurogiri was at their base. At this point he didn't even know why they had the base anymore. Izuku had offered to get a bigger apartment so they had more room but Shigaraki shut him down like they were only there temporarily. His hero boyfriend would've got a fucking house for them without having a second thought but he didn't want that either.

He placed his elbows on the table with his hands on his head. The very thought of leaving had been on his mind since six days ago when they had that serious conversation about him being jealous. Tomura didn't want to hurt Izuku at all. The idea of telling the hero to his face that he didn't want to be with him was enough to make him sick to his stomach.

What a fucking mess. I don't know how it ended up like this. I do.... All because I thought I was being a smart ass by getting that cake.

The Villain to Civilian Act was heavy on his mind now. Himiko and Jin would definitely want to be civilians now with a baby on the way. Dabi probably wanted it now too since he managed to connect with his little brother Shouto. The League of Villains is almost gone. Who knew what Kurogiri thinking with everything. The almost five years they all had together was coming to an end.

Thanks to his inability to tell Izuku no.

This is not what I wanted. What the fuck did I want anyways? Everything that we worked for was for nothing.

He ran his hands through his hair for the umpteenth time and downed the next glass. He picked up the bottle and started chugging trying to drink away the sour feelings and uneasiness he felt.

Wasn't supposed to be like this.

Shigaraki thought about that lovable, chubby face. The big green puppy dog eyes that always sparkled when he talked. That wild mossy green hair that was soft like silk. Those freckled cheeks that made him look so innocent. Those lips....those lips that do the dirtiest pleasurable things they do.

His face was flushed now. Never in his life had he thought he'd be gay. Tomura liked women, found them sexy. Hell, he even thought Himiko was pretty hot when she came along but Twice had bonded with her first after he saved her life. Now he was head over heels for a fucking All Might loving hero.

Fuck.

This is what he got for messing around. Trying to have fun. It was hilarious when Izuku got flustered but then he suddenly got comfortable with Tomura's whole existence. The whole turning point for them was when Bakugou came to the door and revealed the hero's deepest darkest secret. That's where they fucked up. They should've left.

Should've exposed him to the world but they didn't

Each one of them felt some kind of pity for him. They each knew how he felt because they each were him at one point in their life. The struggles he had behind closed doors. He was the embodiment of everything they struggled for and wanted.

"Man, it's been a while since you day drank."

Tomura jumped. Dabi was sitting up on the couch scratching his chest.

"Can I join you?"

"Need more alcohol."

"Be right back."

Dabi sent a text and a warp opened up. He was back after fifteen minutes. He placed eight bottles onto the table then a carton of orange juice. Shigaraki arched an eyebrow at him.

"What? It's morning and you're supposed to have orange juice!" he said with a bright smile as he poured vodka into a glass.

Tomura cracked a grin. It was a loopy smile because he was drunk.

"Want a screwdriver?"

Tomura nodded. Dabi mixed him a drink and poured out twenty tequila shots.

"You trying to fuck me up or what?"

Dabi grinned, "Won't take much."

"Wanna fucking bet?"

"Before that, here."

Dabi pulled out two gloves from pocket.

"Hold out your hands. I know how you are when you're drunk. You have to wear them because of Kurogiri's rule."

On both hands had three fingers cut out for him. He despised wearing gloves but Dabi was right. The first time they got plastered together, Shigaraki decayed the table, two chairs and half of the floor. After that, Kurogiri made rule he had to wear gloves.

It was pretty funny though. Which made them friends after that one as long as alcohol was involved.

An hour passed by, three of the eight bottles gone and the carton of orange was close to being gone too. After two glasses, Dabi just stared pouring vodka and orange juice into their mouths and they used it like mouthwash before swallowing. It definitely had been a while. Tomura was already hanging off his chair laughing.

It was nice just to cut loose.

"Why you drinking so early anyways?" Dabi slurred slightly with a goofy smile.

"I was thinking... Thinking about stuff."

The fire user wiggled his eyebrows, "Is stuff, Deku?"

"Shuddup!"

Tomura reached for the next bottle to stare at it.

"Is that a damn cupcake?"

He reached over grabbing the bottle.

"Looks like Birthday Cake Vodka. I must've grabbed it by accident."

He twisted the top off and took a swig then chugged it some.

"Damnit! Himiko would love that shit!"

Tomura ran a hand over his face with an exaggerated sigh.

"She's pregnant!"

"I didn't mean now dumbass!"

Tomura's drunken brain switched to Izuku once again. Him and his mother took Himiko baby clothes shopping. A small smile appeared on his face as he held out his glass for Dabi to fill it.

"Whatcha thinkin bout?" the fire user asked spilling a little alcohol into the table.

"Izuku.... He's so great and cute... I don't deserve him."

Dabi snorted, "Ya do! Marry him!"

He looked thoughtful as he drank some of the sweet liquor.

"Yea I'll fuckin marry him and we'll have babies!" Tomura announced slamming down his glass.

"Fuck yea! I wanna be best man and Uncle Dabi!"

"Alright Uncle Dabi let's play some video games! I think ima kick some ass!" Shigaraki yelled doing his best to stand up but he was too drunk to walk as he started going down.

He held onto the chair with stupidest smile on his face as he slid onto the floor.

"I think I gotta crawl."

Dabi giggled.

"Let's play!"

Tomura laid on the floor too drunk to get to the couch.

"I need some help."

"I don't wanna play."

"Wha?"

"I can't I'm too drunk and I don't wanna play with them."

The villainous leader blinked.

"Who's here? Did someone walk into the house?!"

He let out a long burp. Dabi wrinkled his nose before laughing.

"No- the game. I asked Shoutooooo for the tags of Natsuo and Fuyumi. They play and Dad does too. I even.... I even bought a headset to talk to them but I haven't been able too. I don't want to be drunk... talking to them..."

The fire user covered his face as his eyes threatened to overflow with tears. Shigaraki found some renewed strength and crawled to Dabi. He got up on his knees and hugged the man's waist while laying his head on his chest.

"It's ok! We'll find way to fix stuff."

"Noooo."

He looked upset like he was going to cry. Dabi put his hand on Tomura's head to push him away when he felt how soft his hair was.

"You do feel like a kitty!"

"Shuddup!"

"I wanna get a cat. Let's get the cat."

"Where we gonna get a cat at?"

"You see. I know a cat."

Dabi pulled put his phone, concentrating as hard as he could. Within a minute a warp appeared and the two of them stumbled through clinging to each other like it was going to work better than walking alone.

About twenty minutes later and Izuku returned with his mom and Himiko. Jin wasn't home but Dabi and Tenko had been so where were they? Even Himiko looked slightly worried. She walked into the kitchen.

"Ah shit!"

"You ok dear?" Inko called out.

"I am but I think Dabi and Tomura are drunk. I wonder where they're at."

Izuku walked into the kitchen to see the insane amount of large alcohol bottles empty laying around.

"Wow...."

"Tomura may not look like it but he's good at handling liquor but at that amount he's totally gone and even if Dabi drank some of it, he's plastered and his tolerance isn't good."

"Oh no-

Laughter filled the living room making Izuku jump. They turned to see Dabi and Tomura stumbling in. The two of them were giggling like a couple of idiots and Dabi was carrying the stray alley cat that Shouto and Izuku always visited.

" You went to get Fishstick?" Izuku asked looking slightly amused.

"Shouto always talking about him and I wanted a kitty after petting Hand Man over here."

The cat looked comfortable in Dabi's arms.

"Izu... Izuku!"

Tomura stumbled forward into his boyfriend's arms.

"I missed you!"

"Oh.... Did you? Um... is there anything bothering you? I think it's a tad early to be drinking?"

"Not for them. They drank a lot actually about twice a week," Himiko answered.

Dabi was laying on the floor with Fishstick on his chest. The cat looked happy being petted and it started to close it's eyes for a nap.

"What ya know, To... Himiko."

This is how he must've felt taking care of me. It's kind of funny.

"Izuku!" Tenko yelled making him jump.

He slid down his hero boyfriend's body and grabbed his hand.

"Izuku Midori... Midoriya! Will you marry me?"

The hero's jaw dropped. Himiko squealed like a school girl. Inko was grinning sitting at the kitchen table. It was quite hilarious in her opinion.

"What?!"

"I wanna have babies!"

"Fuck yea! I'm Uncle Dabi and the best man!"

Himiko was rolling with laughter now.

"Wha- babies? Where is this coming from?"

"I love you so much!" Tenko said hugging his legs, "I don't wanna be without you and everything. I love you... I wanna be... I wanna be a civil... lan."

Izuku's eyes widened.

No, don't get excited. He's drunk and he may not know what's talking about.

"I have... I got a ring."

Tenko dug around in his pocket and fished out a little ring from the quarter machine by the entrance of a store or gas station.

"I love you. Marry me."

He grabbed Izuku's hand to put the plastic ring on his finger but his finger was too big. It fit a little bit on his pinkie instead leaving Tomura satisfied.

"Let's go to bed."

"I'm getting married!" Tomura yelled going down the hallway.

"Fuck yea!" Dabi screamed, scaring the cat.

Himiko and Inko smiled.

"I recorded that whole thing," the blonde said with an evil grin on her face.

X

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Tomura woke up sometime later. It was about four in the afternoon. His head was pounding enough to almost make him want to vomit. He sat up grabbing his head . There was a trash can beside the bed with a water bottle and a small bottle of pills. Izuku had thought of it to give him the things he would need when he got up.

Thoughtful ass.

He grabbed them both, slowly drinking his water trying his best not to vomit at the same time. He always said it would be the last time he drank that much but it wasn't the biggest lie he always told. He couldn't remember too much once he started drinking but he remembered the screwdrivers with Dabi and the rest was gone.

Tomura picked up his phone and glanced at it. There was a video message from Himiko. He frowned wondering if it was a baby clothes video or something her and Izuku had done together. He stood up, clicking the video. To his horror, it was him and Dabi hanging on each other with a cat.

"The fuck-

The video progressively got worse. He was hanging all over Izuku like Izuku was all over him that one night. Telling him how much he missed him. He opened the bedroom door and walked down the hallway as he asked Izuku to marry him and have babies with him. Then Dabi screaming something about being an uncle and the best man.

Tomura stopped in the living room seeing himself put a little plastic ring on Izuku's pinkie and his fucking mother was in the video. Next he saw Izuku carrying him saying it was time for bed and he screamed about he was getting married with Izuku laughing afterwards. How the hell did it come to that? How did he decide he was going to marry Izuku and have kids?

"Hello future bride!"

Tomura looked up to see Himiko sitting there with Inko. The two of them were drinking tea with baby magazines all over the table.

"What?"

"How's your head sweetie?" Inko asked sweetly.

"It hurts horribly," he muttered.

"I'm sorry. Maybe you should try drinking in the afternoon instead. I had to do the same thing when I was your age."

He blinked.

"You partied?"

Inko grinned, "Of course. I was young once too."

He sat down.

"You want some dry toast and some coffee? Maybe some orange juice?"

"Ugh, no orange juice. Yes to everything else."

Inko smiled and stood up. He placed his head on the table to look at Himiko.

It seemed so strange but it was like he was looking at someone else. The same girl who had been sixteen and joined his league was now twenty and pregnant. She looked so happy. The idea seemed so foreign to him. Even at one point he would've fucked the shit out of her if given the chance but now she was like a little sister.

He would be an uncle in eight months.

Their whole life had become domesticated in just a few months time. His two friends would be married. Dabi would probably be married to Izuku's Playstation at this point. Kurogiri would just do what he did now, reading and talking to Izuku about whatever they talked about.

His red eyes landed on Inko. She was so nice and was certainly a great woman. She didn't have anything smart to say to them about what they've done. It was like if her son trusted them, she did too. He wouldn't mind her being his mother in law.

"You ok Tomura?" Himiko asked.

"Huh?"

"Are you still a little drunk?"

"No... Just thinking."

"You like your video?"

Tomura glared at her.

"Despite you being pissy drunk, it was kind of cute."

Inko giggled.

"I have to agree! I found it rather cute. Of all the things you could think about and it would be babies and marriage with my son."

His face turned pink.

"Here you go, son."

Tomura raised his head to look at her more.

"I don't bother you?"

Inko shook her head and shrugged.

"Is there a reason why you should?"

He didn't say anything.

"If Izuku trusts you, I trust you. He's good at reading people and I prefer you over Katsuki. No matter how nice Izuku was, he was always so rude. You actually have some respect for him. I know he told you he was quirkless."

"Well, not really. We over heard," Himiko said.

"Doesn't matter. You accepted him as he was. I know it's rough for him knowing his power was borrowed and now he's not making any head way. He did mention he did have some help from unlikely friends. I suppose that's you guys?"

Tomura gave a slight nod.

"I couldn't ask for anything else."

Inko took his gloved hand and gave it a gentle squeeze. A small smile appeared on his lips.

"Eat some and maybe go lay back down to relax. Dabi is in their room sleeping it off and Jin will be home from the store shortly."

He nodded as Inko returned the magazines.