"hi this is golden willow how may I help you?"

"hey babe."

"...honey what have i told you about calling me that?"

"i believe your exact words were 'do...don't call me that' in a high, squeaky voice."

"shut it daisy my voice isn't squeaky."

"tell me a secret."

"what?"

"i'm bored tell me a secret."

"on one condition."

"what'cha want from mama daisy?"

"i really wish you could see how hard i'm rolling my eyes. don't refer to yourself in third person. ever."

"whatever."

"okay so if i tell you one thing you have to tell me two things."

"that's not fair! why do you get to know two things? i want to know twenty things about you then!"

"two things or no deal."

"ooo, look at you taking charge. how attractive babe."

"what did!...what did I tell you about calling me babe?!"

"you can take charge but I'll always rebel a little bit. anyways fact numero uno: i am a vegetarian."

"i knew that."

"oh really mr. cocky give me a fact about you,"

"i'm part korean, part chinese, and part french."

"interesting."

"i know."

"fact numero dos: i'm italian and spanish."

"tell me daisy what do you look like?"

"a hot brunette."

"that's kind of broad. are you elizabeth gillies hot or megan fox hot?"

"is liz gillies from victorious?"

"ya."

"then i'm more like a liz gillies hot."

"cool. i can't wait to actually see you and meet you then."

"who said we're going meet?"

"i just did."

"well we're not."

"pfft how do you know i won't start delivering the food to your house."

"because you're a good guy. you'll respect my boundaries."

"fuck you and your knowing-ness."

"i know you'd like to."

a/n:

hey guys, I think this one is longer than usual so enjoy. Sorry if the ending is weird I wrote this at like 2am. So try to enjoy :)

This chapter was inspired by a chapter in stereoactive 's story

qotd: how cold is where you live?

aotd: not very cold, it's been like 60-70°