Jamason: my opinion on it hmmm

"As Jamason thinks for a bit and,he comes up with an answer"

Jamason: it's retarded i mean seriously if they are gonna treat men,like nothing but toys then their obviously fucking themselves over like seriously why would i be in this type of story i mean i know author made me,so i don't have to deal with uninteresting crap and,i can just kill eat meat and human flesh like seriously if they think putting an eldritch entity in a world of females would prove they can do something against said reader who becomes an eldritch being then it shows their dumbasses.

Jeff; Well thATS Just those fanfics in a nutshell they usually,do that without thinking about having the dude be asexual and end the world

Jamason: Who are you cause i don't know you

Jeff; Im jeff the killer-

Jamason: you mean jeff the emo fuck 

Jeff: O_O

Jamason: yeah that's what i thought but as my preference on these types of stories it doesn't interest me one bit