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• Where do you take a sick boat?

To the dock-ter

• I invented a new word!

Plagiarism

• Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"

Because every play has a cast

• Do you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was going through a stage

• Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything

• What does a nosy pepper do?

Get jalapeño business

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