Countdown: 3

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• What falls, but never needs a bandage?
The rain.

• I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.

• Why did the egg hide?
It was a little chicken.

• I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.

• What month is the shortest of the year?
May, it only has three letters.

• What did the snail who was riding on the turtle's back say?
Wheeeee!

• I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

• What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.

• Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.

• What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

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