Day 147: Good responses to getting stabbed

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• What are you gonna do, stab me again?

• Bleeding, I guess

Pulls out a gun and shoot him in the chest

Never bring a knife to a gunfight

Collapses to the floor from severe blood loss

• Hey! That wasn't very knife!

• Look mate, if you keep stabbing me I'm going to die

• Sweet, free knife

• Dang, dude! Not even a dinner and a movie?

• Tis a flesh wound

• Thanks for the extra pocket

• NANI!
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