1.  Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
     - She was a little horse.

2. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
     - Because the chicken wasn't born yet.

3. Why can't Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
     - Because she will "let it go, let it go."

4. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
     - A tuba toothpaste.

5. What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
     - Twister.

6. How does the moon cut his hair?
- Eclipse it.

7. Why did the kid cross the playground?
- To get to the other slide.

8. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
- R2 detour.

9. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
- Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

10. Why did the student eat his homework?
- Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

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