Y/n pov

I was send back to the past, and now I am in a room somewhere in Chaldea

Y/n: " So... I am now in the very first episode of my Mom journey? "

Alan: " Hehehe~ Yes we are in the very first chapter young Master "

Y/n: " Ugh... stop with young master I don't like the way you say it, it's give me goose bump "

Ywain: " I agree "

Alan: " alright, how about Main Actor? "

Y/n: " Sure that sounds cool, right I need to call the director "

I try touching the communication bracelet that the director gave me before I was sended

Y/n: " ............ How do I use this again... do i press the button on the middle or the right...? "

Ywain: " Sigh... did you got short circuited or something when the director was explaining?"

Y/n: " Well Director decide to tell on what material, how it was made and stuff so detailed that my brain stop remembering"

Ywain: " Haah... As usual, push the button on the left "

Y/n: " Thanks! As expected of Ywain "

I push the button on the middle and a small hollogram screen appears showing the control room

Mama: " Y/n! I was so worried because you didn't gave any report yet! "

Y/n: " Sorry! "

Director: " I see you arrive safely, right now you are in one of the room for new master, after the spiriton drive simulation"

Y/n: " Ah... that weird simulation thing "

Director: " Yes, that one, now thanks to Alan he has manipulate the staff memories and made them remember that you have pass the test and are currently resting "

Y/n: " Oooh, so I don't need to go on another one "

Director: " Yes, now I want you to go to the gathering for new master "

Y/n: " understood"

Future Director/ F.diretor: " alright do you have anything to say Mash? "

Mama: " I do! I have a lot to say! But for now since you don't have lot of time before the briefing start, let me say this! You will meet you real mom there for the first time since a long time... try to have fun with her okay... also you will also meet the younger me... ah right! Don't fall asleep at the briefing alright like your mom! Also watch out for the explosion! "

Y/n: " Oh right... the explosion thingy that you told me... so do I need to be at the room during the explosion? In order to be send to singularity F? "

F.director: " Wait no Y/n, I think it would be better if you get out of the briefing in order to not get caught in the explosion"

Y/n: " I see, so I just need to get kick out yes? "

F.director: " Yes do your worst"

Y/n: " You got it! Still don't explain if I need to be inside that room "

F. Director: " Well technically you don't need to do that thanks to the bracelet you can even sit outside of the room after it was locked, the bracelet you have are a special one... but I doubt you heard my explanation about it "

Y/n: " Ehehe... you know it... "

Mama: " Sigh... Y/n it's better if you don't go inside the room... you will see a rather bloody sight... which I rather you don't see especially since it will trigger some bad memories for you... "

Y/n: " Ah... I see... Mama... is gonna be hurt really bad right... "

Mama: " If you do get inside then... please don't panic if you see me being crushed to death basically, cause I survived okay "

Y/n: " Ah... I'll remember that... "

F. Director: " Alright that's enough talk for now I believe, time for you to head to the briefing place "

Y/n: " Yes sir! "

Mama: " Be careful alright! "

Y/n: " I know, I know! Talk to you again later Mama "

I end the call before Mama start nagging me even more

Y/n: " Yosh! So anyone of you know the way to the briefing place? "

Ywain: " Sigh... I'll lead you there "

Y/n: " As expected of my super smart servant"

We went out of the room as Ywain went into her spirit mode and lead me

While Foreigner is just following behind silently observing which was kinda creepy

I look outside and see snow

Y/n: " Hmm... do you think the taste of snow in the past different from the one in future? "

Ywain: " Hmm... Probably"

And soon I arrive at the briefing place and sit down, I see a white girl who is the current time director standing in front

Y/n: *yawn*

I yawn feeling bored because of the wait, and soon three people appears from it was Mama

,Weird man with horrible fashion sense

,and Mom... and she sitting beside me...

Y/n: ( Damm... Mama look so... soo... dead inside? She truly look like a shut in and book worms as she said... )

I thought looking at young Mama, cause she the first one come to mind rather than my real mom

Y/n: ( To be fair... I hardly even remember my mom... the only thing I still remember very clear is how... how I was the cause of her death... )

I feel down and Ywain seemingly seen it and gave me a pat and a smile of encouragement

Y/n: *I sigh* ( let's not thought of those kind of stuff... but hey... Let's just focus on trying to make the director pissed )

I taught of how and I already know how to do it after all pissing people off is my thing

Y/n: ( Now... let me think for a sec... the man is Lev the traitor demon, I can't exactly do anything about him unless he start diviate from the original script, hmm... but still what's up with that clothes? Why green with a fur... oh wait that's his hai... a weird large hat... and what even the point of the spikes on that tie... )

Soon the briefing start and the Director start speaking, I was about to start my plan as I see Mom dozing off beside me

And a light bulb turn on as I got a fun idea I wanna try even if it failed I would probably still got kick out which is a win - win situation for me

Y/n: " Psst, miss you can't sleep here "

Mom/miss: *asleep*

Y/n: *grin* " Time to use the legendary technique to wake up a sleeping mom "

I take a deep breath and shout

Y/n: " GYAYAGRAYYYBODODODODUOH!! "

Miss: " Huwaaaahh!? "

Mom woke up with great suprise and stand up

Director: " You two! Quiet down! "

Miss: " Soorry!? "

She sit down again while holding her head

Miss: " Ugh... what was that for... "

Y/n: " It's the best way to get up and feel energized"

Miss: " Who would feel like that!? What I got is an adrenaline rush from panic "

Y/n: Eeeeeeh!? Don't you just felt energized screaming and hearing GYAYAGRAYYYBODODODODUOH?!"

Miss: " What the hell does GYAYAGRAYYYBODODODODUOH?! Even mean!? "

Director: " You two pipe down! Your disturbing the briefing, Or I'll kick both of you out! "

Y/n: " We're not disruptive! We're just GYAYAGRAYYYBODODODODUOH-ing!! "

Miss: " Yeah! We're just GYAYAGRAYYYBODODODODUOH-ing!! I don't even know what it means!! And my head is killing me dammit! "

Y/n: " It's the battle cry of my soul dammit! And I'm super hungry! "

Director: " Grrr! both of you out!! "

And so we both got kicked out of the briefing room

Y/n: ( Mission success! And more interesting than faking sleeping or doing dramatic air guitar )

Miss: " We got kick out... "

Y/n: " Yeah... "

Young Mama: " That was something... "

Miss: " So what's your name? My name is Fujimaru Gudako! "

Y/n: " Ah my nane is f-"

Y/n: ( Wait shit! I can't use my mom family name, and I also can't use mama family name either... Think of something smart! That's right let's just combine the name and add something cool in it! )

Y/n: " Fujiarchlight Y/n! Nice to meet you! "

Gudako: " ... that name sound fake... "

Y/n: ( Shit! )

Gudako: " But it sounds cool, so I'm gonna ignore it "

Y/n: ( safe )

Gudako: " And the girl here is Mash! "

Mash: " Ah yes... nice to meet you... "

Y/n: ( Wow... Mama really different when she's young, she was pretty lively as far as I know, guess the journey with Mom change it )

Y/n: " So... wanna go out and do snow ball fight? "

Gudako: " Sure "

Mash: " Wait senpai! Shouldn't you go to your room and get some rest first? "

Gudako: " Gah! I guess so... "

Y/n: " Guess I'll go to cafeteria"

I take my leave to find something to eat before the whole thing start

Time skip brought to you with a meme

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*alarm sound*

Y/n: " really now!? When I was just about to try the sandwich with seven layers of wonder!? "

I decide ti finish it before I start running to the briefing place, and wait outside getting ready to tag along to singularity F

Y/n: " So I just need to touch the button on the right yes? "

Ywain: " Yep "

I touch it and I was instantly changed into some kind of hazmat suit wait no it's like those high tech anime soace suit

Ywain: " Well this supposedly act like a compact coffin or so he explain, if we're not in coffin "

Y/n: " And now I just need to touch the middle and then put in the date and such... Alan can you please put the date and stuff... "

Alan: " With pleasure"

Alan put in the dates and so...

Y/n: " Off we go to singularity F! " I push the start option and I got rayshift to singularity F

After a bit I arrive at a burning city and Ywain in his physical form

Y/n: " we're saaaafe! "

*blaaarrrrr*

Something burst out of the burning apartment something big and scary

From the dust arise such terrifying and large creature

Y/n: " We're not saaaafeeeee!! "

Ywain: " Shiiitttt!! "

I jump to Ywain arm

Y/n: " Run Rider! Run! And carry me like a prince! Be my dependable ride!! "

Ywain start running while carrying me, and that thing is still chasing us super fast too

Y/n: " Gah! It still chasing us! Dammit! Why are we teleported here beside this creature of all things!? Rider! Use your noble phantasm to run! "

Ywain: " You want me to waste it to ruunnnn!? "

Y/n: " Weeeellll!? You want to try fight that!? "

Ywain: " Nooo! "

Something large was thrown at us and Ywain dodge it

It was the building pillars and cars being thrown at us

Ywain: " Gaaah! Dammit! I don't wanna waste my Noble phantasm to run! "

Y/n: " Stop talking! And more running! "

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Meanwhile in back in the future with Mama mash and the f. Director

Mash: " Gaaah!! Let me go Abby!! I can feel Y/n is in danger!! "

Mash was being hold down by tantacles from Abigail

Abigail: " Sorry! But Master promises pancakes if I can hold you down until big bro Y/n next transmission! "

F. Director: " that's right Abby keep holding her down "

Mash: " I'll give you five pancakes! So please let me go abby "

Abigail: " Five pancakes!? "

F. Director: " No Abby! I will give you ten pancakes if you can keep holding her down "

Abigail: " Ten pancakes!? Are you sure Master!? "

F. Director: " Yes so keep holding her down "

Mash: " how about fifteen pancakes abby? I will give you fifteen pancakes if you let me go now "

Abigail: " Fifteen!? "

F. Director: " No abby, I'll give you twenty so hold her down and cover your ears "

Abigail: " Okay!! "

Abigail cover her ears

Chapter end