I wake up to Bill jumping on the bed and Will shaking Ty awake.

"Get up get up get up breckfast for dinner! We leave in two hours!"

I grabbed Bill with an arm and pulled Will over Ty and snuggled them.

"Hey you gotta share." Tyrone pulled the two twins in the middle of us and we sandwiched them between us.

"NOOOO off! Get off get off get OFF!"

Bill yelled and Will laughed. I sat up and tickled them.

"You act like a mommy!"

Will shouted out. I stopped and Tyrone sat up.

"You do act like a mom... Mama!"

I push Tyrones face away sitting up more.

"You act like a daddy!" Bill shouted.

"What will happen to us if you got married?" Will asked. I opened my mouth to respond but just looked at Ty.

"W-well that depends on what would be best. I guess. I mean we could just say that you're our children and we will be your mommy and Daddy. But there are other options as well. So I really don't know."

"I mean I would like to have a child that is ours by blood. But I also don't mind having twin sons." I added.

The two smiled at each other.

"Why do you ask?"

"We were Curious."

They said in unison.

They're too fucking  cute! Bill and Will jump down from the bed and run out of the room. Tyrone follows and helps me up. I change into clean clothes and open a portal to send Tyrone home to wash up. I walk downstairs to Mable baking eggs and bacon. I grab the loaf of bread and pop it into the toaster.

"Hey dip n dots, how did you sleep?"

"Pretty good even from being out of a coma. breakfast for dinner?"

"yep!"

The toast popped. I butter them and put one on each plate as Mable puts eggs and bacon on.

"Hey bro I was just wondering if umm..."

"What is it?" i drink down some  water

"canyouwearadresstonight!?"

I choke and spit out the water in a mist.

"WHAT? you want me to wear a dress, for your graduation?"

Mabel nods.

"why?" I asked

"because i really think you should. you can pull it off you have a curve like a girl you are thin"

"Pine tree should wear a dress." Bill shouted Will nod in agreement. "A p-pretty blue one." Will added I roll my eyes and groan.

"Fine! one of you are going to join me then." i point at the Cipher twins. Bill fell out of his seat and hid under the table.

"but Bill I don't wanna."

"OH WELL TO BAD!" Bill yelled.

"It's ok Will if you do it with me we can have some snuggle time after the Graduation. I'll even let you call me mama and Ty daddy or papa." 

"YAAA!" Will said happily. "Mabel picked out your dress already."

I shake my head and continue to eat.

"How do we look?" Stan and Ford came into the kitchen wearing a full tux with a tie. 

"Very nice!" Mabel says turning the stove off.

Bill got back up and finished eating with me and Will. My twin comes into the room which I haven't even realized she left wearing the cap and gown for graduation which was all black. 

"Well now we are all ready except those three." She points at me and the Cipher twins.

The two jumped from there seats and latched onto my legs for dear life.

"NO BATH!"

"but you two need to take a bath."

The two looked up at me with large puppy eyes. I sigh pulling the kids up and holding them on my waist and take them upstairs to the bathroom. I run warm water as they pull off their clothes tossing them to the side. I lift the two of them up into the warm water.

"Mama? Why do we take baths?"

Will asked

"Well we do it because it you get to dirty then you smell and nobody likes smelly kids. And you get infections and could get sick."

"Oh" they both say. They shrugged and played in the water. I wash their hair and bodies rinse them off and dry them with a towel. A light blue dress was poofed onto Will and Bill in black dress pants a yellow dress vest and white button down shirt.

"Aww they look so cute!" Mabel squealed from the doorway.

"Be glad she didn't add glitter." I whispered to Will.

"YOUR TURN!" She yells taking my hand and pulling me out of the room down the hall to the attic.

"No peeking!" Mabel covered my eyes.

I was pushed into the room. "Mabel?"

"Give me a sec......ok ready open."

I open my eyes to see Tyrone dressed up in a suit.

"Look down!" Mabel commanded.

I look. I'm in a short white dress the sleeves hanging off my shoulders.

"You look lovely Dipper." Tyrone takes my hand.

"You to. I mean, handsome as always." 

he kissed my heating cheeks.

"Ok come on people before we are late!" Pacifica yells from down stairs.

"I'll race u Will!" Bill took off.

"No I'm not running in girl shoes!" Will pouts. I shake my head sweeping him off of his feet and hand him to Tyrone.

"Mama Bill isn't being nice."

"Did he call you mama? Since when did you start calling him mama Will?" Ty asked

"We made a deal." I quickly say holding his hand and walking down the stairs to the attic and out the door.

-(time skip brought to you by waddles)-

Mabel and Pacifica had finished graduating ceremony.

"This is exciting!" They hug each other. Candy and Grenda were also jumping up and down.

"Congrats kids." Ford and Stan pat their backs.

"Where did the twin Ciphers go?" Ty asked looking around.

"PINE TREE! BURNING TREE!"

Will sprints to us crying, his dress was dirty with mud small cuts and bruises. Bill was right behind him clothes dirty, Lip bleeding.

"What the hell happened!?" Ford asked.

"YOU BRATS GET BACK HERE!"

Oh shit. The preschool teacher and oh great the fucking bully and his gang.

"So they're your kids!"

"Yea I basically take care of them like a Mother! Why what's your problem?"

"You freaks deserve to die! Go back to hell from where you came from you..... DEMONS!"

"Excuse me! One you have threatened a family. Two we are not demons!" Mabel backs me up.

"Oh yea? Your brother turned into a cat and wolf in front of my students." The teacher argues

"YOU WERE GOING TO HIT HIM WITH A SLAB OF WOOD WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?"

A preacher steps in front of the crowd and throws freaking water at me. It burns a tiny bit but not enough for me to say ow. My skin starts to smoke.

"Holy water. burns like a bitch hu?" he opened the bibel and started to chant words. I groan holding my head. he holds a cross out.

"Pfffff HAHAHAHA you actually think that will do anything to me? bahahahah You meat sacks really are stupid! Honestly I'm far more worse than a particular demon. And to think you would come after my family,"

The wind picked up harshly my dress sawed back and forth.

Bill pov

Pine tree was really angry. His eyes has a blue mist coming from them as they glowed his pupils became tight slits.

"BE GONE YOU DEMON!"

"GET EM!"

They started to throw food and rocks at us. They froze just two feet In front of us, all of it drops to the ground.

"You're making me angry." he sternly said

"y-y-you m-made m-mama angry." will said hugging mama's leg tightly.

"He's very angry." I add

"Indeed along with his family" papa said looking at the others.

 "we're all very angry."