Dipper pov

Someone brushed their hand over my cheek, gently trying to wake me up. I shift my body when I feel a smaller body curled up against me. I open my eyes. Everything was blurry.
"M-m-Mabel?" My voice still scratchy and dry and I slowly sit up.

"Hey Dipstick I'm right here. Rev.Dip had to go back home and work. He'll come by later. Also Grunkel Stan and Ford had to go home to the shack because there where a huge wave of people that Stan could not miss because we need money for the hospital bills."

"So what happened in the last couple of years?"

"Well after you went into a coma. Ryan got depressed and shit. Jace and Nathan moved away to some private island that their parents brought to be home schooled. Josh Grant. Heee........ Told the entire school of what happened. Of course they flipped out. Ummm. My friends still stand next to me.
Umm-"

"Mabel what happened!? Your not saying something. And it's getting me worried."

I hear Mabel sigh. "Josh and the quote on quote 'popular' girls and a few other guys tried to torture me to prove that I'm a demon."

"What day is it?"

"It's Thursday. Graduation is tomorrow."

"Well then let's go home then so you can get ready. I'll get Bill. My sight is coming back just blurry." I smile.

"Really! That's great. Come on I bought new clothes for you."

She handed me new boxers a red shirt blue hoodie and cargo pants. I get up and start with my boxers and pants then place the shirt over my head and then zip the jacket up.
I pick sleeping Bill up from the bed.
"It feels good to be back."

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We get back to the mystery shack. It looks bigger.
"Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford and I expanded the shack a little so now Bill has his own room now." She said as she parked the truck. On the way out of the hospital one of the nurses tried to flirt with me and I said
'slut I have a boyfriend.' Which made me and Mabel laugh so hard about it on the way home.
Also Mabcifica is yes Mabel and Paz. And my vision started to clear up. I also I forgot eye regeneration takes longer.

We walked into the shack that was full of tourists. Bill finally was starting to wake up. A few girls came up to me and asked questions.

"Awwww he's so cute what's his name?" Someone asked

"Bwill." He replied sleepily while rubbing his eye.

"How old are you cutie?"

"Trwee" he said holding three fingers up. Someone tapped my shoulder I look over to see a girl with makeup caked on. She pressed her chest against my arm.
"Why don't you give me your number and we can meet up at a motel."
I blinked.
"Umm no."

"Aww why not sexy."
I open my mouth to respond but I was pulled away with Bill from the group of girls.

"Because slut He's mine and no one can have him but me! So keep your whoar ass away from him and his little brother or I will chop your breasts off! He doesn't like fake people and he's not into girls. He's mine and only mine!"

Bill started to giggle. "You wittle stupid ass bitch I not fucking wit YOUUU!" He sang.
The girl stormed her way out of the shop.
"Hey babe." I turn to him and peck his lips.
"Thank you."
"Anytime love."
"AWWWWW BOYS LOVE! YOU GUYS ARE SO ADORABLE TOGETHER!"
The girls screamed. 
There was a small tug on my pants. I look down to see Will looking at the group of girls from behind my leg.
There was small squealing from the group of girls.
"Omg you guys are so cute together!"
They squealed. I put Bill down so he and Will can go play. But they hide behind Tyrone's leg and mine. Will looks up at us and Tyrone gives a small nod. Will gives a small smile and runs to the group of girls and one of them picks him up but Bill stays attached to my leg.

"Bill doesn't like that much attention. But Will does because me and My sister can become to busy to play with him."

Tyrone says pulling me closer by my waist. I rest my head on the taller me. Will came back over as waved with his arm fully extended to the girls that left the shack along with the rest of the other tourists. Once everyone is gone. Paz comes running into the shop and Mabel down stairs. Pacificia jumps on me giving me a bear hug. Tyrone laughs and Paz let's go.
"Did you tell yet!"

Mabel shook her head.
"Nope" she popped the p.

Mabel handed me a box. I looked at it and the at the too energetic girls. I tare the wrapper off.

"WHAT! No......how? Really!?"
It's was two positive pregnancy test.
Mabel nods. "Turns out if you have sex with a demon that is the same gender someone will get pregnant. But we did it and now...."

"Both of you are pregnant with each other's kid."

"Benefits" they say in unison.
"We where thinking about getting a condo not far from this town but an hour to two hour drive away so we can raise the kids."

"Or you can see if the house that our parents bought is still up for sale that's like 15 minutes away. It's far enough so that you can have your life but close enough so you can come see me and Grunkles Stan and Ford."

They looked at each other and smiled in agreement. Tyrone hugs me from behind.

Having a kid with Dipper sounds like fun but we will be separated.
I read Tyrone's mind.
"It does sound like fun doesn't."

Ty nods.
"Maple syrup and Pacific Ocean should get ready for graduation."

The girls nodded and walked out the door talking about what names they wanted their children. Ty kissed my cheek and ruffled Bills hair.
"I got to go. I told my sister that I will make dinner tonight and help her clean up back stage. It's nice to know I can get you pregnant so we can have a kid with our genetics. Love you Little Dipper."

"Love you to Big Dipper."
A portal opened and he stepped through with Will. A smile grows on my face. I pick Bill up and take him to my room. We curl up and cuddle each other as we both drift off to sleep.