... Suicidal Kid? Nah! Chaos in a package!

Time flew by as we were watching episode after epidode. Me and Hitoshi both enjoyed watching thr series and at some point Eraserhead really just nodded off. That was when I decided to glue the zipper of his sleeping bag with a strong glue together. This way he couldn't escape from it and I could try again.

That was what I was thinking but it was already late and I started to get hungry.

Me: How about we get something to eat?

Hitoshi: Sounds like a good idea.

Me: What should we do with them?

Hitoshi: Ahh let them sleep, they need ot anyways.

Mic was in a chair tied up and for some reason sleeping. Eraserhead was sleeping in a sleeping bag unaware that he was trapped in there. I was careful and I also knee how to mask my presence thanks to a rabid Pomeranian I used to escape from.

I wonder what we should eat...

Hawls only has chicken and still some cake as well as soo many toppings..

Guess I am making some chicken for us.

Me: Hawls only eats chicken so...

Hitoshi: Isn't that cannibalism?

Me: Technically no but ethically yes.

Hitoshi: I mean he is a bird.

Me: I know but do you know what a Hawk eats?

Hitoshi: Nope.

Me: Welp me neither but I do know that they eat meat and so I say a hawk eating some chicken can be natural.

Hitoshi: Ohh I see.

I got out a frying pen and made us some chicken nuggets. After that I tried to open up some ketchup but somehow spilled it on myself. As if the moment couldn't be any better I decided to play injured.

Me: Look at all the pretty blood! I can literally turn into a vampire!

Hitoshi: Hahaha.

Me: Nope wait! I am Vladimir the Vampire! I meed more bloood!

Hitoshi: Hahaha.

Stepping yowards Hitoshi he madr a corss with his fingers and played with me. It was fun after all.

Hitoshi: Where is my cross when you nerd one! Ahh this must br enough! BE GONE!

Me: Ahhh!

With rhat I over dramatically dropped to the floor and that was when the door slammed open and Hawks came in looking completely pale.

Hawks: IZUKU!

Hitoshi: Chill he's fine.

The giant rooster still didn't wanted to listen and came to my way checking on me before I sat up and looked at him as well as licked my in ketchup drenched hand.

Me: I need to say... I taste pretty good.

Hitoshi: Pffff.

Hawks: You got me worried there for a second feathers... Where is Mic and who are you?

Me: Hawks this is Hitoshi. Hitoshi Hawks.

Hitoshi: I am Mic and Eraserhead's son. If you are searching for paps than hes in the living room with dad.

Hawks: Ohh nice to meetcha nugget. What were you guys doing?

Me: I made some chicken nuggets want some?

Hawks: Uuuuuuuhhhh you are a life savior! Come to papa my little chickens!

Just like he said he used his feathers and then chucked one piece after the other. However he made sure to leave us something too. Me and Hitoshi both started laughing seeing hoe he just ate them as if he never saw food before. We soon followed his example until there was not a single one left.

Hawks: Okay now let's go to the heroes shall we?

I eonder what he will say about the chaos?

It's not really chaos since I am alive covered in ketchup, I have a hobo stuck in a sleeping bag and a screaming cockatoo tied up to a chair.

Yup no chaos at all!

The moment we entered the room Hawks bursted out laughing his ass off.

Hawks: Hahaha lol I would have never thought I would see Mic like this! Good one.

Eraserhead: ... *Sigh* kid did you do something?

Me: Who knows?

Eraserhead: Hitoshi what did he do?

Hitoshi: Looks like you are stuck being a caterpillar!

Eraserhead: Hitoshi!

Hitoshi: Don't look at me! I didn't do anything!

Me: That's true! I was the one using a strong glue to male you stuck in it.

Eraserhead: Why?

Me: Because!

Eraserhead: *Sigh*

Hawks: Pffff! Let me get you out of there.

We watched Hawks cut the sleeping bag oprn and Aizawa coming out of it.

Me: Look at the beautiful mothra being born.

Hitoshi: Hahaha you mean Venomoth.

Me: Nah that thing is way too bright to be him.

Hitoshi: Amd mothra too beautiful and elegant.

Me: You might be right on this one.

Now we watched two heroes trying to untoe Mic. It took them an hour of trying until they gave up. Since it ws lso a capture gear it wasn easy to cut through and Hawks feathers were not able to do that at all.

Eraserhead: Okay kid how did you do this?

Hawks: Wait! This was Feathers too?

Me: Of course eho else?

Hawks: Why?

Mic: Because he was stuck like I am roght now.

Hawks: I can't follow.

Me: Eraserhead tied me up then Mic decided it was time to eat and I wasn't allowed to finish what I was watching so I tied him up.

Eraserhead: Don't forget the jumping part.

Me: Didn't. He just didn't asked why I was tied up.

Hawks: Which I would have!

Me: ... Well now you know.

Eraserhead: ... *Sigh* You got your very own problem child.

Hawks: He's not a problem child!

Me: Yes I am.

Mic: Get me out of here.

Me: Fine.

Seeing as I was the only one that knew hoe to untie the knots I made, I was the one undoing him and once he was free he was stapped back again. There was a simple explanation to it and that was Eraserhead who wanted to learn how I did that. All in all a very odd bunch of chaps and fun.

Tho I learned something new. The windows were not option if I wNted to succeed.

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