Me: Aww man! Couldn't you let me be and just say I knocked you out or something?

Eraserhead: Kid, you just climbed through and pushed yourself from the window. A kid knocking out  hero.... no one would believe me. 

Me: Fair point.

Eraserhead: Now explain why you didn't listen to me?

Me: My life belongs to me and me alone and I never asked for it so I am returning it.

Eraserhead: By killing yourself?

Me: Duhh how else? I can also make you kill me but then I would have put someone in jail for it. On that note... Do you think if I asked a villain to kill me that they would do it?

Eraserhead: Kid no!

Me: Why?

Eraserhead: Just no.

Me: Ahhh fine.

Eraserhead: *Sigh*

Me: Sooo when will you release me from this chair?

Eraserhead: When you start acting normal and don't throw yourself of a window.

Me: Fine then I'll get a blade.

Eraserhead: No.

Me: A rope?

Eraserhead: No means no!

Me: How about a plastic bag?

Eraserhead: Kid what did I just say?

Me: Fine then get me bleach.

Eraserhead: *Sigh* I give up.

Me: Okay will you release me now?

Eraserhead: No. I'll take my coffee and will sleep till Hawks comes.

Me: ... And I am here to sit on a chair the whole time?

Eraserhead: ... Yup that's what I said.

Me: *Sigh* Can you at least turn on Netflix?

Eraserhead: Sure what do you want to watch?

Me: The hundred.

Eraserhead: Fine by me.

After I jumped I was quickly caught by Eraserhead's scarf and pulled up again. He then placed me into the next chair and then wrapped me up in it as if I was a prisoner. Not only that but he didn't let me argue with him at all. Now I am watching yhe hundred and hoping that Hawks arrives soon.

Should have done it in secret and not in front of the hero...

I am so dumb!

Eraserhead is known for saving suicidal kids too!

Ah goddammit how did I forget about that?

Now I need to tell Hawks about it...

As I was thinking about it the doorbell rang and I watched Eraserhead get out of the room from beside me. He soon came back with a lilac haired kid and Present Mic.

Mic: Sho! Why in the world would you tie a little listener to a chair?

??? : I'll untie him.

Eraserhead: He tried to jump out of a window in front of me.

Mic: *Gasp* No way! Little listener why would you-

Me: Shhh! This is the best part of the series!

??? : ... You're free now.

Me: Heck nah! Put them back on!

I was untied but the series I started to watch got me soo good. It was really interesting and so I didn't move from the chair even after the scarf fell to the ground watching it.

Mic: Okay Sho what in the world did you do to him rhat he doesn't want to move and be tied up?

Eraserhead: *Sigh* Kid what do you have in mind now?

Me: Ohh nothing much.

??? : The hundred?

Me: Yup.

??? : I'll join you. Want some coffee?

Me: Tea and thanks!

Eraserhead then turned off the TV right as it got pretty good. It was soo unfair too. Me and his kid immediately started complaining but to no avail. By now I knew that the other kids name was Hitoshi and the hero watching me wasn't Eraserhead but Mic and they got here as a family.

The only reason I was alone with Eraserhead for a while was because they went to get some breakfast for us that included coffee. Nice little family and I knew from my own sources that Hitoshi had a villainous quirk and got adopted after being depressed and suicidal. Well pall! Try being quirkless!

Me: Okay then I'll put the scarf back on.

Mic: But foods ready!

Me: Nah thanks! I'll gladly starve before eating a thing.

Eraserhead: *Sigh*

Mic: Is he the whole time like this?

Eraserhead: Why do you think I had him tied up?

Mic: Ohhh that suicidal?

Hitoshi: Ahm we got some pancakes too.

Me: Nope.

I then took the scarf from the ground and started to tye myself up. I knew how to do it. It was pretty tricky but there was a time I loved trying some escape techniques from an very old magician show. So I learned how to tie myself up.

Eraserhead: *Sigh*

Mic: Ohh nonono!

Mic came and tried to stop me before I decided he was annoying and reversed our roles. Now he was the one stuck on a chair tied up after I made him trip and pulled him towards the chair.

Mic: Wha-

Me: ... Something is missing here... Oh I know.

Duck tape!

That dude is way too loud!

How can anyone watch anything with him around?

I went to a cupboard where I found some duck tape. It wasn't hard to miss it since you could see all the different tapes there like normal tape, packaging tape, waterproof tape and duck tape.

After I was done I looked at my work and nodded in agreement.

Eraserhead: *Sigh* I am too tired for this shit.

Hitoshi: Welp how about we continue watching?

Me: Good idea!

Hitoshi came over to me with a plate and a tea cup and we both sat on the ground watching while we could hear some muffled screams coming from Mic. Eraserhead was laying on the ground sleeping. However I knew that he was just watching us how we were watching the show in silent.