I was rudely woken up by Hawks who immediately hold a hand to my mouth and shushed me. It was weird and I didn't expected it for sure.

Hawks (whispering): Someone is in the house. No one should be able to. 

Someone is in the house?

How?!

You need a keycaerd to enter!

Are you sure it's not just that damn rabbit or the cockatoo?

I mean you gave them the spare one....

Nope!

You wouldn't wake me up and you would have known who it is with your quirk...

So someone broke in!

My eyes went wide when I realize what was going on. He let go and so I answered him.

Me (whispering): Do you know who it is?

Hawks (whispering): A burgler maybe or someone after me. Go hide in the box over there and stay there.

Me: No.

Hawks: Shhh!

Me (whispering): Sorry but I am not gonna hide.

Hawks: But feathers! I want to make sure that you are okay.

Me (whispering): I will. I can help!

Hawks: NO!

Me: SSSSSHHHH!

That was the moment the door to the room we were in got busted and there was standing a man completly dressed in green.

Hawks: AH DANG IT!

Me: Is it halloween or something?

Villain: Do you have a death wish?

Me: Maybe.

Villain: Sounds like it.

Me: Then let's find out!

Villain: Be my guest!

Hawks: Oh hell NAH!

Villain: Ohh and what do you want to do chicken.

Me: He is a hawks not a chiken and from what stone did you crawl out of?! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS?!

Villain: Oh I know who that damn chicken is.

Me: And you just broke into a heroes home?

Villain: DUHHH! OR else I wouldn't be here! NOW get on your knees!

Me: Make me!

The villain was so focused on me as I was defying everything he said that he didn't even realize that Hawks used his feathers to attack the poor man. 3 steps was all he did before collapsing on the ground before me.

Hawks: Feathers... next time don't argue with a villain.

Me: You needed a diversionary maneuvers and I got you one.

Hawks: Thanks but I could have gotten us out of there.

Me: I know but this was the easiest way.

Hawks: Just don't do it again.

Me: We'll see.

Hawks: NO!, WE WON'T!

Me: Ahm It might not be the best timing but do you think he is alone?

Hawks: No, but I already took care if the rest of them.

Me: When?

Hawks: While we were talking.

Me: Oh. Cool!

Hawks: We also will need to stay at a hotel.

Me: Why not at your agency? I mean you have your own floor with a beedroom to crash in, right?

Hawks: How do you know that?

Me: As I said, I can get to information like no one can.

Hawks: .... Fine, we will go to my agency.

Me: What about them?

Hawks: Ah right!

I watched Hawks take the guy and cary him away with the help of his feather and put them all one by one on a chair in the living room. 

Hawks: Do we have a rope?

Me: Why would you need a rope?

Hawks: Not me but you.

Me: Huh?

Hawks: Just tie them up.

Me: You sure?

Hawks: Yes.

We both went on a short search for a rope and then I tied them all up but before Hawks could say a thing I already dragged one of them and put them on the balkony. The guy woke up and looked at me.

Villain: Cut me lose.

Me: Or what?

Villain: I'll kill you and that chicken!

Me: He is literally the number three hero. I want to see you try that.

Villain: You damn bitch, untie me.

Me: Nope.

Villain: You will regret that bitch!

Me: Oh no, you will regret that bastard.

Just like that I gave them a push and he fell down. Don't worry he was actually tied to a rope that was also tied to the balcony too. So he wouldn't die at all but he sure let out a girly high pitched scream.

Hawks: THE FUCK FEATHERS!

To make it short it alarmed HAwks who came my way looking at me and then over the balcony and seeing the guy dangle there up in the air.

Hawks: Why would you do that?

Me: He insulted you by calling you a chicken and telling me I was a bitch.

Hawks: He did? Then let another hero get him up.

After that the others in the room didn't say a word and we needed to wait for the police to come before we went to the agency and made his office our new home. Naturally we got some chicken to ear for a late night snack even if it was really early in the morning right before sun rise. I also got an earfull too!

All in all just the average occurence when being with a hero.