I was walking minding my own business and suddenly da butt screamed. I ran to da toilet and sat down. Next thing I knew I was pushing out a mother load. Then it all stopped. Whoosh, it came out. I had a cramp in my butt from fight a bull with my butt. This was coming out all to fast.
                                       "I think I broke da butt" I clucked quietly...
                                                       Dun dun duuuuuun
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          P.S. This was for fun. I made this with my friend Kennedy! ;D