I was walking minding my own business and suddenly da butt screamed. I ran to da toilet and sat down. Next thing I knew I was pushing out a mother load. Then it all stopped. Whoosh, it came out. I had a cramp in my butt from fighting a bull with my butt. This was coming out all to fast.
                  "I think I broke da butt"I clucked quietly...

                                                                        Dun dun duuuuun
                 Thank u for reading this beautiful story. If u want more please comment chicken butt. Thx again!
                                              P.S. This was for fun. I made this with my friend Kennedy! ;D