"I would like to thank Robin Buckley, for consistently remembering that I exist and being a kickass friend."

"Mike, the last time you called me your favorite sister you asked me for twenty bucks in quarters."

"Why does your nerd overlord have better hair than me?"

"The only one of you kids that doesn't stress me out is Max and she's currently cursed."

"Has anyone ever told you that your hair kinda makes you look a little like Brian May?"