Statefarm
I got this idea from @Thatweeb8 and I just couldn't resist it was so funny!!!
"So that'll help me save money?"
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"Wow that's incredible!" Emma sits on the couch holding a phone to her ear with both hands talking to someone on the phone
"Emma?" Leo walks in the room with a towel around his neck considering he just got done training. "Who are you talking to?"
"Jake from statefarm." Emma turns to him still holding the phone to her ear
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"Just my big brother."
"Jake from State Farm talking to a five year old." Leo mumbles to himself angrily automatically thinking some creep pervert was talking to his little sister, he takes the phone from her putting it to his ear "Who Is This?!"
"It's Jake .... from statefarm?" Emma raises an eyebrow with a face that said I just told you already
"And what are you wearing Jake from Statefarm?" Leo does hand quotes as he rolled his eyes scrunching up his nose not believing it for one second
"Uh ......... kakis?" A statefarm agent looks at his pants sitting by the phone
"You listen to me you little pervert, if you contact this number again I will promise I will personally break every bone in your body and send you sucking on your thumb running to your mommy with your head between your legs!!!" Leo whispers into the phone so Emma wouldn't hear him threatening the guy on the other line
Leo ends the call, he picks Emma up carrying her on his side "Emma from now on we don't answer phone calls if we don't know who it is ok?"
"Ok." Emma nods
"Ya wanna watch spongebob?"
"Yay!!!"
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