12/28/14

To Whom This May Concern,

See I just pulled some fancy Shit for this letter.I don't really know what I'm supposed to tell you.All I know is that my English teacher Mrs.Bitchass is making me do this because "You need more social interactions Lucas.The only friend you have is Micheal." I politely told her I didn't need anymore friends,& that my name is not fucking Lucas.I go by Luke.I guess I'll just tell you about myself.My name is Luke,I love music, I don't like people exept for my best friend Micheal who dyes his hair more than he exercises & is also forced to do this, I live with Micheal, my favorite & least favorite foods are Baked potatoes & my least favorite cauliflower,& I've decided to actually give this a chance.Enough about me.I know your name is Ashton.Micheal just said he got someone named Calum.Do you know Calum? Are you a dumbass,because I'm seriously allergic to stupid.Do you like music? If you don't I don't know if I can continue sending these letters.Lastly what are your favorite & least favorite foods?I'm gonna end it here because my class is about to end.

Sincerely Yours,

                                Luke.

(Ps.I pulled more fancy Shit.IM SO FANCY-sorry I had to.)

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Hello!I don't know how to properly send a letter because I could give two shits about what my English teacher said.I apparently don't have enough friends(I DO HAVE A FRIEND!HIS NAME IS LUKE!) so I'm writing a letter to you.I don't know what to put.I dye my hair a lot.Right now it's a lava rush as Luke calls or.Cherry red & basketball orange.Luke teases me & says period red & I'm just like ugh vaginas.They're so weird.Sorry my gay is showing.I hope your not homophobic.If you are you can choke on a vagina.I don't know of that's to aggressive for the first letter but I don't care I'm always like this. Luke's one off the only people that puts up with me because he too is an asshole. But I love him.Not in that way like a brotherly way.We live together since we're both 18.How old are you?I just tapped Luke to see who he's writing to.Some dude named Ashton.I though Ashton was a girl name.Do you know of this dude who's name is Ashton.I have no more to write & Luke's already done so I'm gonna end it here.BYE!-Micheal