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I asked my friend, Eda, what I should talk about in my book of absolute and total randomness.

She said:

"Talk about monkeys!"

So I'm talking about monkeys.

My sister hates monkeys. And mascots. They're her biggest fear. If you put the two together... It's her worst nightmare come true.

I know it's weird you guys.

I asked her why she didn't like monkeys and she said because they're dumb and throw poop at you.

Well...
They're just afraid of humans or anything bigger than them

They don't have weapons or anything

So it's kinda smart to throw poop at something that they see as a danger to them because no one wants to be around something that throws crud at you.

But then again that's why my sister doesn't like them.

Whatevs

They're still pretty cute

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