Don't you just hate it when people lie?

Especially if you know that they're obviously lying.

Like that who stole the cookies from the cookie jar song.

In reality, you're really saying,

"Man up and admit you stole the cookies."

If you're in court

And you're made to swear on the bible to tell the truth.

Would someone please make the lawyers tell the truth?

I mean you know they did it.

Do you really want a criminal running around Jump City just to be caught again?

Call forth the shrubbery!

I wish for one ride to 21 Jumpstreet!

Say hi to Ice Cube for me.