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I JUST EDITED IT IM SORRY FOR THE NOTIF DONT SUE ME
TacoBell FistFights
LuKe: yo what up I'm selling that good shit u know
JigglyKoala: *gasps* YOURE THE ONE WHOS SELLING TOMATO TUBES
BryceMcDs: wtf is a tomato tube
JigglyKoala: ONLY THE GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME
LuKe: it's just a straw filled with tomato sauce
JigglyKoala: TAHTS WHY YOU SHOVE IT IN A BREADSTICK AND BLOW
Jon: wow ok thats a senior quote
BryceMcDs: tHERE IS NO BLOWING INSIDE OF BREADSTICKS IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD
Jon: ur household has a lot of very specific rules
BryceMcDs: I need a lot of specific rules if you guys are here
Jon: I'll have u know I am a VERY responsible adult
BryceMcDs: who is holding ur ex and his boyfriend, and your current boyfriend hostage
Jon: excuse me bitch that is in my household not yours
BryceMcDs: I apologize
LuKe: speaking of which, how's ev
Jon: still scared, but I think I'm growing on him
JigglyKoala: are you trying to give him Stockholm syndrome?
Jon: I can't do that with Lucas here
LuKe: get rid of him
Jon: pardon?
LuKe: Lucas, just get rid of him, Brian too, you don't need them, Evan is the only one you want right?
Jon: I don't want to kill anybody
LuKe: YOU STABBED BOTH EVAN AND BRIAN
Jon: no I didn't
LuKe: bitch what
LuKe: then why was Brian in the hospital
Jon: stab wound
LuKe: then who tf stabbed them
Jon: who knows
LuKe: but, I thought you did?
Jon: nope it wasn't me, how did u figure that?
LuKe: I was there at the hospital remember? When I went to the vending machine I heard his friends talking about it.
Jon: so they blamed me? I just started up a bunch of drama framing myself to make Evan seem crazy, I didn't actually stab them
LuKe: wtf is going on here
Jon: they just assumed I stabbed him because Brock exposed me and Brian for framing him that he was hitting on Brian
JigglyKoala: so ur only guilty of kidnapping?
Jon: yea
BryceMcDs: I did tell u guys that there is NO STABBING IN MY HOUSEHOLD
Jon: ik Bryce
BryceMcDs: good, but srsly who stabbed them
Jon: Evan doesn't know, he just assumed it was me cause that's what his friend told him
BryceMcDs: who told him?
Jon: Lucas
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