Happy birthday to me (I have a vanladd book out now, it's called 'the roommate' and I'm very proud of it that's all later)

TimHortons FistFights

RoastMasterV2 has been added to chat.

RoastMasterV2: um, hey?

LuKe: OMG ITS EVAN

BryceTimDs: I take it things went well

Jon: yup

RoastMasterV2: wait how come ur name is jon in this chat but it's a different name in the other chat?

Jon: I changed my settings, took about an hour

RoastMasterV2: sounds like a waste of time

JigglyKoala: oh shit u just got roasted

ohMNOM: finally there's someone to put Jon in his place

BruceTimDs: bless

JigglyKoala: damn Jon out here getting the good succ

RoastMasterV2: excuse me bitch I'm asexual

JigglyKoala: ik Jon already gave me a stern talking to

Jon: hell yeah I did

LuKe: this chat is weird

RoastMasterV2: this is normal compared to what I'm used to

LuKe: I'd hate to spend a day in ur chat

Jon: yo his chat is lit ngl

LuKe: not as lit as this chat

Jon: it's better than this chat

JigglyKoala: well it looks like we've been replaced

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LuKe has sent one attachment.

LuKe: here we have a wild gay texting his bf

Jon: u may think ur exposing me but it just shows that I'm better than all of you because I have found love

BryceTimDs: we r supposed to be unpacking??????

JigglyKoala: let the gay live damnit he's being soft with his bf

ohMNOM: I agree let him text

RoastMasterV2: u know I'm right here, right?

Jon: oh shit I legit forgot I added u here

RoastMasterV2: go back to texting me it was cute

Jon: k

Jon: <3

LuKe: ok I now approve of the gay

BryceTimDs: same tbh