Shoutout to UnspokenHatred for helping me figure out the plot of these two books and sorry for not updating for a while I needed some things in the other book to happen before I could post this chapter

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TimHorton FistFights

Jon: I wonder how Evan is doing

LuKe: you have GOT to get over him dude

JigglyKoala: yea like srsly this ain't healthy

Jon: don't tell me what's healthy as you stuff your face with ketchup chips

BryceTimDs: what's wrong with stuffing your face with ketchup chips

ohMNOM: you two have a problem just accept it

JigglyKoala: I'll have you know that as a loyal American who has never tasted these heavenly chips that I am going to stuff my face with as much contraband as possible

Jon: you do whatever you want with your body dude

LuKe: yea you be as Canadian as you want, wait is what you're doing considered Canadian?

JigglyKoala: anything can be Canadian if you really think about it

ohMNOM: um i think that the real Canadians would disagree with you

JigglyKoala: well then they can come fight me in the parking lot of dollarama

JigglyKoala: I'll throw pennies all up in their grill

Jon: uh, pennies?

JigglyKoala: yes they discontinued pennies is Canada don't you keep up with these maple loving lumps?

BryceTimDs: dude I'm not Canadian yet your words offend me

JigglyKoala: I'll meet you in the dollarama parking lot loser

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Jon

RoastMasterV2: hey Jon, can we talk?