Legiqn has changed the name of the chat to TimHorton FistFights

TimHorton FistFights

Legiqn: you guys need to keep up ur new Canadian branding

LuKe: what's a Tim hortons

Legiqn: idk how to describe it, it's like McDonald's, Starbucks, and a gas station combined into one

Legiqn: but like not Starbucks quality coffee, the food is better than McDonalds, and it looks nothing like a gas station

BryceMcDs: wow thx for that captivating description if I knew that a few years ago I wouldn't have even needed to go to high school

BryceMcDs: could've gotten my diploma right here

BryceMcDs has changed their name to BryceTimDs

BryceTimDs: am I on brand now?

Legiqn: yes yes very Canadian

Jon: I'm bored

Legiqn: tell me about your ex

Jon: what?

Legiqn: I mean I could always tell you about the time I took my ex on a cruise ship and fucked in the girls bathroom

Legiqn: it's quite a story, considering it was very alarming to find two men in a woman's bathroom on a cruise ship

Jon: his name is Evan

Legiqn: does he happen to be dating someone named Lucas?

Jon: how did you know?

Legiqn: Lucas is my ex, and I was so upset that he left me that I stabbed his boyfriend

Legiqn: glad to know he's alive and well

Jon: idk about well, but he's definitely alive

Legiqn: what did you do to the poor boy, when I met him he seemed nice, granted I only said hi and then stabbed him

LuKe: is this chat just full of psychos

Legiqn: want to be my next victim, hoe? No? Yea I thought so

Jon: I told you, I kidnapped him in hopes of Stockholm syndrome kicking in

Legiqn: that's not how you get your man back

Jon: and stabbing his current boyfriend is?

Legiqn: I'll have you know that Lucas and I had a great chat before I left him to deal with his dying bf

Jon: if you want to continue that chat I can give you his username

Legiqn: he uses this app?

Jon: yeah, and so does his Boyfriend

Legiqn: you better give me those users boi before you catch these hands