Now showing private messages between Terroriser and Fitz

Terroriser: hey cam! just wondering if u had a place to stay when u come in?

Fitz: hey brian

Fitz: you actually just reminded me that i need to look for a hotel-

Fitz: i might just be eating particles for the next three weeks ngl

Terroriser: dw about it dude

Terrrosier: come stay with me

Terroriser: well me and evan

Fitz: what do u mean?????

Terroriser: evan and i started living together a while back

Terroriser: we just didnt tell anyone but evan told craig when they met up so its only a matter of time until people know

Fitz: well i wont say anything

Fitz: are you sure about me staying tho??? i dont want to intrude

Terroriser: you and ev are the exact same yk that

Terroriser: seriously just stay with us and skip the hotel i already talked to evan hes cool

Fitz: hmmm

Fitz: alright im down but lmk if u change ur mind

Terroriser: i wont!

Terroriser: do u mind the couch??? bc im sure me and ev can share his bed and u can have mine if u want

Fitz: why tf would i kick u out of ur own bed??

Terroriser: you havent seen the couch-

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

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Terroriser: we got him

RoastMasterV2: that sounds so sinister wtf

RoastMasterV2: hes not like a pawn or anything

Terroriser: sorry i dont have much experience being evil like you do

Terroriser: but heres hoping our plan works!

RoastMasterV2: even if he sleeps on the couch we're sharing a bed you get that right

RoastMasterV2: its a fool proof plan

RoastMasterV2: not to mention the jet lag hes gonna be experiencing so he WILL be up all hours of the night

Terroriser: genuinely how long did it take you to plan all this all out

Terroriser: bc i thought it was all on a whim but things are a little TOO thought out now

RoastMasterV2: once the seed was planted i became an unstoppable force

RoastMasterV2: talking things out seemed a little TOO mature anyways

Terroriser: yea ur TERRIFYING i forgot

RoastMasterV2: all that time i spent wallowing in bed was worth something after all

Terroriser: yk now im curious

RoastMasterV2: oh?

Terroriser: what was your plan if i DIDNT agree to "date" you

RoastMasterV2: nothing concrete

RoastMasterV2: but most definitely another form of slow, drawn out, psychological torture

RoastMasterV2: or i was gonna burn his house down.

RoastMasterV2: once the meds kicked in, i realized that there was no use in being sad when instead i could be GETTING EVEN

RoastMasterV2: and whats better than getting even?

RoastMasterV2: crawling underneath his skin like a god damned parasite

Terroriser: why am i fearing for my life rn

RoastMasterV2: a word of advice, brian

RoastMasterV2: and i can tell you bc we're in love and all

RoastMasterV2: if youre going to mess around and fuck up someones life, you better be ready for them to get you back.

Terroriser: get them back? is that what ur calling this scheme

RoastMasterV2: this is going beyond payback, brian

Terroriser: terrified. but hyped!!

RoastMasterV2: exactly!!! i mean doesnt it piss you off that he led you on and then dumped you just bc his ex still liked him??

Terroriser: it does

RoastMasterV2: and then hes upset that youre upset that you got dumped- and THEN has the fucking AUDACITY to be upset that you need space

Terroriser youre so fucking RIGHT

Terroriser: HOLY SHIT

RoastMasterV2: and now? youve moved on- im over his meddling, and hes STILL throwing a tantrum

RoastMasterV2: so what do we do

Terroriser: we get him back

RoastMasterV2: so what do we do?

Terroriser: WE GET HIM BACK

RoastMasterV2: fuck yeah

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LOCATION: Brian and Evan's Apartment

TIME: 5:32 PM

"Let's go on a date." Brian emerges from his bedroom with a grin, clapping his hands together as he addresses his roommate.

Evan starts to choke on the water he was sipping. "W-What?" He sputtered, coughing as water dribbled down his chin.

Closing the distance between them, Brian took the glass from Evan's hands as he started gently rubbing his back. The two sat in otherwise silence for a few moments before Brian answered. "Let's go on a date. I mean, we told John we were going out, didn't we? Might as well. It beats staying in doing nothing, doesn't it?" Evan continues coughing. "And I'll pay." More coughing. "Are you alright?"

Finally, after a few more moments and a long sip of the same water he had been choking on, and Evan was back. "I'm okay. I'm okay. You should really warn a guy before you ask him out!" He playfully hit Brian on the shoulder.

"Then....is that a no?"

"I didn't say that."

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LOCATION: Restaurant

TIME: 6:27 PM

"So, this is like, a real date, huh?" Evan and Brian are seated in a nice restaurant just a few blocks down from their shared apartment. "I mean, you pulled my chair out and everything." He grinned, his head resting in the palm of his hand as they waited for their food to arrive.

"I did, didn't I?" Brian leaned back, sipping at his soda. "Do you want this to be a real date?"

"Is it weird that we're not really dating, though?"

"So? Just because we're fake boyfriends doesn't mean we can't go on real dates, right? Keeps our cover and gives us a reason to leave the house."

"All I'm hearing is that you want to keep buying me dinner, and who am I to refuse your urges?" Evan adjusts himself as he reaches for a roll of bread. "Who knew this place was so close?"

"I didn't know until like five minutes before I asked you out. I googled restaurants while you changed." Brian admitted as he watched Evan eat his roll for a couple of seconds before shifting his gaze back to the tablecloth. "So, these next couple weeks are gonna be pretty crazy, huh? Especially with Cam staying with us for a bit."

"Yeah, but I think it'll be worth it. I mean, everyone is gonna find out eventually, yeah?"

"How often do you plot revenge like this, Ev? Because like, this is really thought out-"

"Did the whole faking my death thing mean nothing to you?"

"Yeah, but that's a different thing-"

Brian was cut off as the waiter appeared with their food. Evan pushed his bread plate to the side, thanking the waiter as the food was placed in front of him. From across the table, his roommate did the same thing. He barely waited for the waiter to leave the pair alone before he was digging into his food.

"You can seriously take me on as many dates as you want if we keep eating at places that have food this good."

Brian smiled, watching Evan enjoy his food. "I'll take you anywhere you want, Ev."