Fuck Witcha

Moo: hey evan can i ask something

Kryoz: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP

Moo: ????

Kryoz: sorry idk what that was about HAHAHAHA

Four07: breakup mania is finally getting to him

Kryoz: YES THATS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHA OMG UR SO FUNNY

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: BACK OFF MY MAN

Kryoz: I DONT WANT YOUR MAN I JUST THINK HES REALLY FUNNY

ChokingIsMyKink: god why cant you be depressed like brian after a breakup

WildHoe: dude

ChokingIsMyKink: did you just DUDE me??

WildHoe: what are you gonna do about it

Moo: brian youve GOT TO BE SEEING THIS

Kryoz: NO NO NO

Kryoz: HES PROBABLY SLEEPING HAHAHAHA

Kryoz: wow brock yk ur rlly funny too

BasicallyIGetFucked: WHAT THE FUCK??? THATS MY MAN???

Kryoz: HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Kryoz: GOD UR ALL SO FUCKING FUNNY

Kryoz: anyways when did yall wanna meet up??????????

Fitz: i booked my flight and i come in next week!!

Kryoz: NEXT WEEK

Kryoz: THATS FANTASTIC GUYS ARE YOU SEEING THIS

Four07: evannnnnnnn are you seeing thissssss??????

Kryoz: NO DONT BOTHER HIM HES BUSY

RoastMasterV2: john

RoastMasterV2: what the fuck

Kryoz: OH MY GOD EVANNNNN

Kryoz: have i told you how funny you are?

RoastMasterV2: yea im gonna go back to what i was doing....

Kryoz: HAHAHAHAHA UR SO FUNNY

Moo: dude.

WildHoe: hes finally lost it

Four07: im blaming tyler for this one

Four07: and craig

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RoastMasterV2: john youre a dead man.

Kryoz: WHAT DID I DO

Terroriser: YOU FREAKED THE FUCK OUT IN THE GROUPCHAT THATS WHAT YOU DID

Terroriser: you could not have made it MORE OBVIOUS that evan and i were unavailable???

Kryoz: OHMYGODIRUINEDYOURDATEIMSOSORRY

RoastMasterV2: brian you handle this im going to lay down i feel a headache coming on

Terroriser: listen up motherfucker

Terroriser: you promised to be cool so you better get real fucking cold really fast alright??

Terroriser: i will NOT have you stressing evan out like this okay??

Terroriser: ill kill you

Kryoz: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

Kryoz: IM COOL I PROMISE IM COOL

Terroriser: im watching you

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Kryoz has been removed from the chat.

Moo: wow this chat is ANCIENT

Moo: anyways we ALL saw how weird john was being right

Four07: break up mania

Four07: it gets us all sometimes

WildHoe: should i really be in this chat??? i mean i AM his ex

ChokingIsMyKink: please dont leave me with these lunatics

LuKe: i forgot i knew you guys

LuKe: ANYWAYS not to interrupt or anything but like?? anyone know what happened with evan and jon???

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: they broke up

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: anyways brock ur right he was so weird

LuKe: WHAT

JigglyKoala: ohhhhh that explains a lot

WildHoe: okay why am i invested in this now

LuKe: yea jon hasnt left the house in like weeks

Moo: how did you NOT know they broke up

LuKe: how do i say this

JigglyKoala: all the roommates are kinda busy in happy relationships so its kinda easy to forget about jon and his life

ChokingIsMyKink: wow thats so fucked up

ChokingIsMyKink: so whats up with john

Moo: i have a theory

Four07: SPILL

Moo: its a little crazy but

Moo: i think john is in love with evan

Terroriser: WHAT

WildHoe: WHAT

ChokingIsMyKink: WHAT.

Moo: oh hi brian

Terroriser: ELABORATE????

Moo: well he started acting weird as soon as i mentioned evan and was rlly trying to keep him out of the conversation????

WildHoe: that does make a lot of sense

BasicallyIGetFucked: but then why was he hitting on everyones man???

ChokingIsMyKink: hes trying to cover his tracks!!!!

Terroriser: OH MY GOD

Moo: and he must see brian as a threat bc hes like the only other single guy AND hes yet to have any problems with evan

Moo: well at least lately

Terroriser: WHY AM I INVOLVED

WildHoe: omg is that why he wanted to know when we're meeting up???

ChokingIsMyKink: OH MY GOD HES GONNA MAKE A MOVE

Terroriser: WHAT THE FUCK.

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Terroriser has sent 5 attachments.

Terrroriser: EVAN WHAT THE FUCK

Terroriser: JOHN LOOKS WHAT YOUVE DONE

Kryoz: WHAT

RoastMasterV2: LMAOOOOOOOOO

RoastMasterV2: THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY OMLL

Terroriser: NO ITS NOT

Terroriser: EVERYONE THINKS JOHN IS IN LOVE WITH YOU

Kryoz: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM

Kryoz: I DONT WANT YOUR MAN

RoastMasterV2: brian what are you worried about nothing is gonna happen

Terroriser has sent 3 attachments.

Terroriser: THEYRE GONNA TRY TO SET YOU TWO UP WHEN WE MEET UP NEXT WEEK

Kryoz: WHAT

RoastMasterV2: okay i see your point

Terroriser: this is TERRIBLE

Kryoz: EVAN I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU

RoastMasterV2: its okay we can fix this

Terroriser: ev how tf

RoastMasterV2: lets just us three stick together

RoastMasterV2: OR

RoastMasterV2: john stays the fuck away from me

Kryoz: NO I WANNA SEE YOU IVE MISSED YOU

RoastMasterV2: oh brian wait did u get my meds??

Terroriser: yea theyre in the bathroom

Kryoz: YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE

Kryoz: OKAY FINE ILL STAY AWAY BUT WE WILL BE MEETING UP ANOTHER TIME!!

Terroriser: YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BF

RoastMasterV2: i love when you fight for me

Kryoz: BRIAN I DONT WANT HIM HES YOURS

Kryoz: also why is craig the biggest supporter

Terroriser: hes jealous that ev and i live together

Kryoz: SO HE KNOWS ?????

RoastMasterV2: when i worked things out with them i mightve let it slip we live together but THATS IT

Terroriser: yea craigs been like a feral animal ever since

Terroriser: i told him im over him and hes all like "wdym youre just over me tf???"

Kryoz: WTF

Kryoz: oh im gonna fight him

RoastMasterV2: YOU JUST WANNA MAKE THINGS OBVIOUS???

Terroriser: no wait maybe its a good thing

Terroriser: they think john is in love with evan then the attention is off me and evan

RoastMasterV2: i DONT want to be set up with john

RoastMasterV2: also i forgot my ex's roommates are in there

Terroriser: jon is in there too i think he just isnt talking ofc

RoastMasterV2: FUCK

RoastMasterV2: should i apologize to him? we left things off weird

Terroriser: if you need the closure thats all u ev

Kryoz: yk you two together just makes so much sense why did you wait so long

Kryoz: especially since evan and jon had that constant back and forth and the whole will they wont they business

Kryoz: but you two?? now that is something special

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: Evan.

RoastMasterV2: I know i KNOW

Terroriser: this is going so well!!!

RoastMasterV2: I KNOW

Terroriser: so its really okay that they think john is in love with you???

RoastMasterV2: YES ITS PERFECT

RoastMasterV2: i just need to act totally oblivious when we all hang out