Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Terroriser

RoastMasterV2: lets have some fun, what do you say?

Terroriser: wtf????

RoastMasterV2: brian you need to hear me out on this

Terroriser: what happened to hello???

RoastMasterV2: hello

RoastMasterV2: look, i am about to meet up with craig and tyler and i am going to set in motion a scheme

RoastMasterV2: are you in?

Terroriser: are you off your meds this is a genuine question

RoastMasterV2: i took them right on time today i can assure you

RoastMasterV2: i woke up with more clarity than ive had in weeks

RoastMasterV2: but if youre not in i will find another way

Terroriser: a way to what???

RoastMasterV2: im getting even.

RoastMasterV2: are you in??

Terroriser: I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

Terroriser: but im also incredibly intrigued

Terroriser: whats your idea?

RoastMasterV2: oh great! youre in

RoastMasterV2: we're in love now

Terroriser: WHAT

RoastMasterV2: ive given this a lot of thought

RoastMasterV2: and remember that time when i said i wish you and i were in love bc it wouldnt be complicated?? and you agreed???

Terroriser: WHAT

RoastMasterV2: well you were right

RoastMasterV2: and we BOTH have problems with craig

RoastMasterV2: and they have to do with relationships

RoastMasterV2: so you and i should date

Terroriser: WHAT

Terroriser: WHATTTT

RoastMasterV2: can you say literally anything else

Terroriser: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Terroriser: I PROMISE YOU IM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU

RoastMasterV2: no i know youre LITERALLY my best friend

RoastMasterV2: but do you trust me?

Terroriser: i trust you but idk if i trust this plan

RoastMasterV2: just leave it to me

RoastMasterV2: but youre in?

Terroriser: im in

Terroriser: but if things start to go south we are breaking up

RoastMasterV2: DEAL.

RoastMasterV2: also i need to get back in the groupchat

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Fuck Witcha

RoastMasterV2 has been added to the chat.

RoastMasterV2: hey guys!!!!!

Kryoz: WHAT

Four07: WHAT

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: WHAT

Fitz: WHAT

RoastMasterV2: something wrong??

Moo: youre in an insanely good mood

RoastMasterV2: what can i say?? life is pretty good

WildHoe: can confirm he is just that happy in person as well

Kryoz: YOU GUYS ARE TALKING AGAIN???

ChokingIsMyKink: yes

ChokingIsMyKink: we had an enlightening discussion earlier

RoastMasterV2: i had a great time!

WildHoe: we did too!

ChokingIsMyKink: so great!

RoastMasterV2: isnt brian supposed to be in this chat????

Terroriser: right here

RoastMasterV2: good so we're all here

ChokingIsMyKink: im gonna go lie down

RoastMasterV2: get some good rest! you looked a little sick earlier too i hope u feel better

Kryoz: anyone else terrified of evan rn

Terroriser: hes just in a good mood?????

Fitz: so youre saying i should book a flight to the states rn so we can hang

RoastMasterV2: omg yessssss

RoastMasterV2: we all havent hung out in sooo long

WildHoe: that sounds good

Four07: john is right im a little scared

RoastMasterV2: wow okay i see how it is

RoastMasterV2: you want me to be miserable all the time is that it??

Moo: the switch up is CRAZY.

RoastMasterV2: im KIDDING

RoastMasterV2: anyways i gtg

RoastMasterV2: btw brian check ur dms

ChokingIsMyKink: WHAT

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Terroriser

RoastMasterV2: BAHAHAHAAHHAHAJAS

Terroriser: i am shocked at how well that worked

Terroriser: WTF HAPPENED AT LUNCH

RoastMasterV2: i showed up, smiled, heard them out, hugged things out

RoastMasterV2: and yk what? i did honestly believe them

RoastMasterV2: and i let it slip that im staying with you

RoastMasterV2: and didnt elaborate much further if u know what i mean

Terroriser: WHAT

Terroriser: no way that was all u said

RoastMasterV2: hand on my heart thats all

RoastMasterV2: CRAIGS EYE WAS LITERALLY TWITCHING BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

RoastMasterV2: this is gonna be fun

Terroriser: okay so we're keeping it on the low???

RoastMasterV2: yes

RoastMasterV2: we CANNOT be too open about it otherwise itll look sus

RoastMasterV2: our relationships are kinda high profile in the group if you didnt notice

RoastMasterV2: not to mention we are the pair literally no one expects

Terroriser: youre evil

Terroriser: suddenly im really excited about this is that weird

RoastMasterV2: NOT AT ALL

RoastMasterV2: so now we're gonna plan our hang out

RoastMasterV2: you and i arrive together (like minutes apart) and we stay kinda close

Terroriser: im listening

RoastMasterV2: but there IS someone we have to watch out for

Terroriser: john?

RoastMasterV2: john.

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Terroriser has been added to the chat.

Kryoz has been added to the chat.

The name of the chat has been changed to ISTG.

ISTG

RoastMasterV2: john ISTG

Kryoz: why is it always you and me in a groupchat of three

Terroriser: just threw up in my mouth a little

RoastMasterV2: yea yea whatever brian

RoastMasterV2: john theres a reason youre here

Terroriser: oh so we're jumping straight into business

RoastMasterV2: yes now be quiet ur terrible with words

Terroriser: ouch

Kryoz: im so confused

RoastMasterV2: john can you keep a secret

Kryoz: did your whole faking your death era mean nothing

RoastMasterV2: look

RoastMasterV2: youre here because brian and i think that of all the people in the groupchat ur the person to pick up on things the quickest so

RoastMasterV2: brian and i are together

Kryoz: WHAT

Kryoz: NO WAY

Kryoz: ur joking

Terroriser: its true

RoastMasterV2: we just want to keep it on the DL rn

RoastMasterV2: wait for things to settle

Kryoz: NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

Kryoz: i feel lightheaded

Kryoz: WHATTTTTT

Terroriser: seriously dude we need you to be cool about this

Terroriser: people cant find out

RoastMasterV2: craig is already tweaking over the fact that me and brian are living together

Kryoz: WHAT THE FUCK

Kryoz: YOU CANNOT SPRING THIS ON ME

Kryoz: WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIVING TOGETHER

Terroriser: evan and jon had broken up and he rlly didnt want to be alone in his apartment so i offered him my place

Kryoz: YOU CANNOT BE CASUAL ABOUT THIS

Kryoz: WHAT THE FUCK

Kryoz: DETAILS I NEED DETAILS

RoastMasterV2: its still new okay??

Terroriser: yea so can u promise not to tell anyone

Kryoz: YES

Kryoz: but you HAVE to tell me who asked who out

Kryoz: WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST KISS

Kryoz: ARE YOU BOYFRIENDS OR IS IT A CASUAL NO LABEL THING

Kryoz: thank GOD i moved into my own place if i was still living with tyler he'd send me to an asylum

RoastMasterV2: hey :/

Kryoz: DETAILS I NEED DETAILS

Terroriser: i kissed evan while we were watching a movie in the living room like a month ago, and he asked me out after i locked myself in the bathroom :/

RoastMasterV2: dont be embarrassed i told you i thought it was cute

Kryoz: NO FUCKING WAY

Terroriser: we have a date night tomorrow but id say we're bfs right ev

Kryoz: EV

Terroriser: ive always called him that tf??

Kryoz: ITS DIFFERENT NOW

RoastMasterV2: yea id say so

Kryoz: BOYFRIENDS.

Kryoz: oh my god.

Kryoz: IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS

Kryoz: AHHHHHHHHH

RoastMasterV2: if you tell ANYONE ill kill you

Terroriser: ^^^^^^^^^

Kryoz: ITS SO CUTE HOW UR THREATENING MY LIFE AS A COUPLE :((((((

RoastMasterV2: yea this was a mistake

Kryoz: NO IM COOL

Kryoz: IM COOL I SWEAR

Kryoz: on GOD i am cool

Kryoz: i wont tell anyone im just excited rn

Kryoz: ENJOY YOUR DATE

Kryoz: also evan TEXT ME

Terroriser: hes taken

Kryoz: I DONT WANT YOUR MAN I PROMISE YOU.

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Now showing private messages between ChokingIsMyKink and Terroriser

ChokingIsMyKink: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVAN IS LIVING WITH YOU

ChokingIsMyKink: LIKE IN YOUR HOUSE??

Terroriser: its not a house

Terroriser: its literally an apartment

ChokingIsMyKink: YOU UNBLOCKED ME???

Terroriser: why are you YELLING

Terroriser: yes i unblocked you

ChokingIsMyKink: oh

ChokingIsMyKink: so thats it huh

ChokingIsMyKink: youre really over me???

Terroriser: itd be kind of awkward if i wasnt

ChokingIsMyKink: SO YOURE SEEING SOMEONE??? LIKE THE SOMEONE IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE???

Terrroriser: genuinely what is wrong with you

Terroriser: im not seeing anyone

Terroriser: im just over you

ChokingIsMyKink: bullshit

Terroriser: EXCUSE ME???

ChokingIsMyKink: you cannot be serious

ChokingIsMyKink: you made a big stink about how youre in love with me and you need to heal or whatever and now youre just like "im over it"

ChokingIsMyKink: NOT TO MENTION YOU LITERALLY MADE EVAN MOVE IN WITH YOU???

Terroriser: i didnt MAKE HIM do anything

Terroriser: he didnt want to be alone and i live in a two bedroom so i offered him the room what is so weird about it

Terroriser: also why do you care so much

ChokingIsMyKink: i DONT

ChokingIsMyKink: not everything is about you

Terroriser: wow ur rlly losing it arent you

ChokingIsMyKink: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Terroriser: look if ur jealous that im over you then thats your business

Terroriser: but im kinda busy rn so talk soon okay?

ChokingIsMyKink: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

ChokingIsMyKink: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

ChokingIsMyKink: IM NOT JEALOUS OR OBSESSED WITH YOU

Terroriser: never said you were

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and WildHoe

Terroriser has sent 3 attachments.

Terroriser: can you PLEASE keep ur bf in check

Terroriser: i rlly just want to move past everuthing

WildHoe: WTF-

WildHoe: i am so so sorry brian i WILL be talking to him

Terroriser: its alright i just hope he feels better

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: i think im gonna rlly like being in love with you