i wanted this chapter to be longer but i like the suspense :) how's quarantine for you guys? it's actually been pretty good for me since i'm a huge introvert who hated everyone anyway

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Fuck Witcha

Terroriser: someone talk to me

Kryoz: how's it hanging my dude

Terroriser: not you

Kryoz: why not :((

Terroriser: because something always seems to go wrong when it's just you and another person

Kryoz: we're literally in a gc but ok go off

Terroriser: john you can't even deny that you get yourself in the most stupid situations

Kryoz: but i always have a plan for them

Terroriser: i mean ig but you're still a dumbass

Kryoz: ugh you sound like evan

Kryoz: speaking of which, where tf is he that bitch has no life

Terroriser: i think he's still at chickfila with craig and tyler

Kryoz: ah...those two

Kryoz: how are you handling that btw?

Terroriser: i've been better; talking with evan kinda helps since he's so void of emotions

Terroriser: kinda scary how he does that now that i think about it...

Kryoz: evans got a lot going on his head dude, it's probably best if we don't question it

Kryoz: thats just his vibe

ChokingIsMyKink: Ev wait

ChokingIsMyKink: shit wrong chat

Terroriser: @ john what the fuck did i just tell you shit is going wrong after we were talking

Kryoz: you can't possibly blame that shit on me also wtf is happening

WildHoe: nothing

ChokingIsMyKink: nothing

Fitz: well that's not suspicious at all

Terroriser: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS ALONE WITH JOHN WE COULDVE PREVENTED ALL THIS

Fitz: have you forgot THAT I LIVE IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA

Terroriser: excuses excuses

Fitz: also you're probably overreacting?? just bc suspicious shit happens doesn't mean that something colossally bad happened?? people just have disagreements and sometimes those disagreements get out of hand

Fitz: we're all adults, shit happens

Kryoz: i mean id agree but i've also been in this chat for too long to know shit doesn't work like that

Fitz: that's your opinion and i can't change that, but i respect where you're coming from

Terroriser: wtf since when were you a therapist

Fitz: ok so like maybe i took a bit of an edible a couple hours before i went to sleep and am lowkey still high

Kryoz: wtf

Terroriser: how tf did you get an edible??

Fitz: we always have them at the house??? although my bf prefers just a straight up joint but edibles are just easier sometimes

Terroriser: wtf is going on in australia-

Fitz: well this probably doesn't normally happen but this is a normal for me and my friends so

Kryoz: so you're just high like all the time?

Fitz: not all the time, but we do have the opportunity to get high all the time if we so wish

Kryoz: how tf

Fitz: my friend ryan has hookups like everywhere, like weed isn't even the most extreme thing i've tried. one time we took a thomas the tank engine toy and turned it into a bong just for fun

Fitz: but yeah so like i was saying i get pretty profound when i'm high but like bottom line we're all adults here so we all know what choices we're making and not every little problem has to just be blown tf up

Fitz: serious shit does happen i'm not denying that, but you guys have so many minor problems that you turn into major problems and you need to stop and take a more mature approach

Moo: ok boomer

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Terroriser

RoastMasterV2: i wish we could've been those side characters that unexpectedly fall in love once all their other pairings turned out to be huge flops and we realize that maybe it was us who were meant to be

RoastMasterV2: because you were right, Brian, i shouldn't have trusted tyler and craig so easily

RoastMasterV2: you were fucking right