R.I.P.E

WildHoe: did u guys get the invite too?

FuckBoi: this can't be real

Four07: we saw it with our own two eyes, dude

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: I don't want to go

Moo: ^^^

BirthingCoach: same

FuckBoi: it's Evan's funeral, we HAVE to be there

BirthingCoach: a funeral makes it too real

FuckBoi: it's already real, Jon, it's best if you start accepting that

BirthingCoach: like how you should accept that you played a role in his death too?

BirthingCoach: he probably never forgot that comment you made about getting hit by a bus

FuckBoi: oh yeah? Well he probably never forgot about all the times you made him cry

BirthingCoach: at least I never lied to him

WildHoe: would you two just stop already? We get it, you're upset, there's no need to take it out on each other, okay?

WildHoe: as much as we hate to admit it, we ALL probably played a role in his death

ChokingIsMyKink: we're supposed to be celebrating his life, looking back on the moments we're grateful for, we're supposed to be trying to be happy for him

ChokingIsMyKink: why can't we just do that?

Zoyrk: because it's hard to believe that he's actually gone

Moo: remember the first thing he said in this groupchat?

Terroriser: 'did this work or are there actually robots taking over'

WildHoe: *beep beep*

BasicallyIGetFucked: it's funny cuz you ruined the mood when it happened

WildHoe: I never thought he'd be one of my best friends

WildHoe: I never thought I'd miss all those stupid jokes and make believe fights and self deprecating jokes even though I should have been concerned

ChokingIsMyKink: I'll never eat cereal again

Moo: oh yeah, he never gave you the right

FuckBoi: Jon this is all your fault

FuckBoi: I wish Evan had never met you

FuckBoi: fuck you, you killed him this is your fault

Legiqn: babe calm down I'm sure it's not his fault

FuckBoi: you wanted him dead in the first place! You stabbed him

Legiqn: babe calm down

FuckBoi: Evan just wanted to help you guys, and you didn't help him, he just wanted everyone to be happy but no one noticed that he wasnt

FuckBoi: and I, I lied to him, over and over

Legiqn: lucas, sweetie, it's okay

BirthingCoach: everyone lied to him, we couldn't even make his last days happy

BirthingCoach: I just wanted to make him happy

Four07: guys we should focus on the happy moments

Four07: sushi on his birthday

Four07: the first time we ever met

Four07: deep three am conversations

Four07: the way he became he our best friend without us even knowing it

Four07: Chick-fil-A

ChokingIsMyKink: the last time he went to Chick-fil-A he was in pain, and we just ignored it

BirthingCoach: Lucas is right, I didn't deserve Evan, he was too good for me and I was just manipulative and shitty

Moo: I bet he related to that stapler

BasicallyIGetFucked: not the stapler, anything but the stapler

ChokingIsMyKink: guys

ChokingIsMyKink: I think we know that we all have to go to the funeral

ChokingIsMyKink: one step closer to closure

BirthingCoach: it won't be open casket

Zoyrk: me and Tyler will fly out in a few days then, it's in Canada right? That's where his family wanted it?

BirthingCoach: yes, it's in Canada

WildHoe: I should book a hotel then

BirthingCoach: why don't you guys just stay with us? Unless Jordan doesn't want to since he lives here as well I completely understand

Legiqn: I'll spend the night before and the day of with you guys, but other than that I'm fine in my house with Lucas of course

FuckBoi: yeah, although I'm sure I'll visit a couple of times before the, erm, event

Four07: I like that

Four07: event

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: Jon maybe you should add your roommates so we can discuss sleeping arrangements?

BirthingCoach: are you sure?

ChokingIsMyKink: idk about that, David, his roommates are kind of douchebags

BirthingCoach: it's true

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: I don't like it as much as you don't, but we have to, Craig, we're adults and sooner or later we are going to have to make adult decisions

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: they may be bad people who have done bad things but right now we need their help so we are going to act like civilized people, okay?

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: Jon, add them

LuKe has been added to the chat.
ohMNOM has been added to the chat.
JigglyKoala has been added to the chat.
BryceTimDs has been added to the chat.

LuKe: once again, Jon, wtf

ChokingIsMyKink: oh it's you

LuKe: excuse me but you have no right to judge with your nickname, which is stupid btw

ChokingIsMyKink: Evan picked this for me, asshole

LuKe: oh, well this is awkward then

ChokingIsMyKink: fuck you

BryceTimDs: sorry but that's my job

JigglyKoala: I'm sorry for their behavior

LuKe: u can't apologize for me it's against the rules

ChokingIsMyKink: settle down we added you for a reason

LuKe: need relationship advice? I got you

WildHoe: Evans funeral is in three weeks and it's happening in Canada and we need a place to stay for just a few days

WildHoe: if you can handle having a group of civilized humans in your home

JigglyKoala: that's fine, most of you are couples so me and Ryan can double up, so can Luke and Bryce and then Evan and Jon

JigglyKoala: shit sorry I forgot I'm stupid

BirthingCoach: it's okay

ChokingIsMyKink: can we just clear up who here is a couple?

Terroriser: Craig and I

ChokingIsMyKink: ^^^^

Zoyrk: me n Tyler

WildHoe: ^^^^

Moo: Marcel and I

FuckBoi: me and Jordan

Four07: me and David

Lui: I have a girlfriend named Taylor

BryceTimDs: me and LuKe

JigglyKoala: me and Ryan

ChokingIsMyKink: ok so eight couples

BirthingCoach: it should've been nine

ChokingIsMyKink: is there enough room for all of us?

ohMNOM: there should be it's a huge house

ohMNOM: is that okay luke?

Lui: why do you need his permission

ChokingIsMyKink: exactly what kind of cult shit is this

LuKe: okay so maybe y'all don't like me but I mean the house is under my name

ChokingIsMyKink: just because you were invited to this chat doesn't mean you're going to stay

JigglyKoala: we found the angry gays it seems

BirthingCoach: as someone who has partaken in both of these chats I would like every original member of this chat to know that my friends have essentially no filter

Zoyrk: and you think we do????

WildHoe: exactly we are fueled by depression and aggression

Moo: now can I get THAT on a t-shirt??

JigglyKoala: actually yeah i want that on a shirt too can I place an order for an XL????

WildHoe: ofc they can be our new team shirts we can wear them when we coach little league

Zoyrk: oh man the other team will never know what hit em

Zoyrk: the parents are just like "fuck our kids on the wrong team"

Zoyrk: "honey we got get a refund on his uniform" and then like they do it and go to our team

FuckBoi: that was a lot more complicated then it needed to be

Zoyrk: that's how you get things done borther

ChokingIsMyKink: you know what? I think we're gonna be okay