PLEASE READ BEFORE READING THE CHAPTER: in this chapter i mention the misfits, or more specifically Toby. I AM AWARE OF HER COMING OUT, but I want to make a spin-off book of this series that has the misfits as the main characters and I want to incorporate the transition/coming out into that book so I although I am using male pronouns in this chapter I do NOT mean any harm or anything like that, this is just the introduction of her character and in this book I have already previously mentioned her so I just wanted to clarify my reasoning for doing this since I do have plans for her character later on in a different book, please understand my point and reasoning here. Normally I wouldn't explain myself but in this situation I felt the need to. Thanks for reading this long ass thing, please enjoy the chapter and keep this in mind.

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D.S.A.W.

Kryoz: so you mean to tell me

Kryoz: that you decided to yeet yourself to Australia without telling anyone in order to meet up with your weird ass friends

FuckBoi: they're not weird! they're just...different

FuckBoi: and you guys aren't exactly normal either so stfu

Kryoz: ok moving on

Kryoz: you want one of those weird ass friends to msg Evan completely anonymous and report his findings back to us?

Jon: honestly

Jon: it doesn't sound like a horrible idea

Jon: except for the part where Evan has called us out MULTIPLE TIMES for tricking him

Jon: how is this different from those times?

FuckBoi: bc this time we're really worried about him and just want to help!!!

Terroriser: it's basically like all those other times then

ChokingIsMyKink: anyone else kinda feel bad for always trying to trick Evan even though we just want what's best for him

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: yea honestly no wonder he didn't want to reveal himself

Kryoz: this would be the ultimate payback if I hadn't exposed him oops

Four07: damn you really did it to him huh

FuckBoi: guys!!! This could still be a good plan!!

FuckBoi: we don't have to tell Evan /any/ of this, this can be our secret, all we want is to know he's okay

Kryoz: idk anymore Lucas...keeping secrets from Evan is a road we've taken and personally I don't think we should continue to go down it

FuckBoi: ugh

FuckBoi: can I at least send a little intros about them before you make up your mind

WildHoe: dude it's not gonna happen just give it a rest

WildHoe: if Evan wanted to talk to us then he would talk to us we can't just force him to do things like this anymore what kind of friends would that make us

LuKe: since when did Tyler get so mature

WildHoe: shut your whore mouth

BryceTimDs: he is a whore finally someone agrees with me

LuKe: wow babe I'm hurt

JigglyKoala: you called him a whore yesterday tho-

Jon: Lucas if it will help you move on from that idea then yes send the intros

FuckBoi: yay!!! Ok so there's six of them

FuckBoi: first of all there's mason, and he's a retard but he genuinely cares, he's like 19 but he's SUCH A LITTLE KID who honestly shouldn't be allowed to live without his parents bc of how much stupid shit he does but he's great probably bc he's an Aussie boy also there's like a 75% chance he won't show up to events

FuckBoi: next there's swagger (I don't know his real name either but we call him eric as a joke) and he's an "edgelord" and is obsessed with knights and astronomy and most of the time he acts like mason's dad and always watches out for him and shit and he takes no shit and is very opinionated, High af 25/8 but gives genuine, solid advice and is lit at parties probably bc he's American he also has a deep ass voice and is as short as my attention span

FuckBoi: next there's Matt, he's a tall boy and for some reason makes me think of cheese. Honestly he ain't all that but he's a good guy and I respect him for it. Also American. Total memelord.

FuckBoi: there's Jay, from New Zealand or something weird like that, not super tall but taller than swagger so that's going for him at least and he's kind of a wild card. You never know what he's gonna do next almost

FuckBoi: then there's Toby, also from New Zealand and his favorite color is pink and he's the gayest straight man I've ever fucking met. Always cracking gay jokes and hitting on pretty much everyone online even though he's honestly pretty shy irl. Loves fashion and clothes and certified chill rich boi vibes. Def the drunk mom of the group

FuckBoi: finally, there's Cameron. I always go to him for advice bc he's always genuine. Hard worker but doesn't show it and is definitely the supportive dad type of guy,

FuckBoi: so who's gonna message Evan??

WildHoe: Lucas. NO

ohMNOM: yea idk what's really going on but this seems like a bad idea we should just leave him alone

JigglyKoala: ^^^

Terroriser: ^^^^

Moo: ^^^^^

LuKe: for once he's actually right leave him alone he'll talk when he wants to talk

FuckBoi: wow y'all really don't care about him that much

Jon: we do care about him and not only do we care we trust him to take care of himself

Jon: because in the past we didn't trust him and we made hasty decisions like this and it only got us hurt in the long run so this time we are going to be worried but we are going to trust him and trust that everything will come out okay

FuckBoi: fine. I get it. Y'all don't want to do it

FuckBoi: But he'll hate me either way

FuckBoi: so fuck your opinions I'm gonna do what I want

WildHoe: LUCAS DONT DO IT

FuckBoi: too late I already did it

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Now showing private messages between FuckBoi and Fitz

FuckBoi: hey

Fitz: im literally downstairs what the fuck

FuckBoi: wow rude much

Fitz: sorry

Fitz: hello. I'm literally downstairs what the fuck

FuckBoi: I need to ask you something

Fitz: and you're too lazy to say it to my face why?

Fitz: I ain't flying your bitch ass back you're gonna have to do that by yourself

FuckBoi: no it's not that

FuckBoi: before I tell you just know that this is important to me, okay?

Fitz: oh my god I swear if you ask me what font you want to display on your phone I'm gonna block you and put you on the streets

FuckBoi: Cameron

Fitz: oh shit. This /is/ serious

FuckBoi: I need you to msg someone

Fitz: I'm not gonna be your wingman dude just because mason completely fucked it up last time doesn't mean I'll do any better

FuckBoi: no it's not like that, I need you to message my ex

Fitz: WHAT THE FUCK THATS EVEN WORSE

FuckBoi: JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO ME-

FuckBoi: he is my ex but he's also my friend but it's complicated rn so I'm calling him my ex to make it simple and I need you to msg him

FuckBoi: DONT TELL HIM YOU KNOW ME ISTG

FuckBoi: just talk to him and tell me how's he doing

Fitz: if this is your weird way of getting over someone id much rather just slap the love out of you

FuckBoi: for the last time it's not like that, he has a boyfriend

Fitz: I know you think you're helping but you're mAKING IT WORSE

FuckBoi: fine. My ex has depression and attempted suicide, for personal reasons he kept the fact that he was getting help hidden from all of his friends (including me) while secretly planning with another friend (who we also thought was dead but moving on) to get rid of Jordan from my life (But I'm still moving when I get back home dw) but before getting rid of him they explained what happened and I freaked out on him and fuckinfg blamed him for everything so now he's shut everyone out and we just want to make sure he's okay

Fitz: I have so many questions

Fitz: the first being, if you had all this shit going on....

Fitz: how did you find the will to get mad at swagger for drinking all the milk?

FuckBoi: SHUT THE FUCK UP

FuckBoi: ugh fuck it I'm gonna ask swagger

Fitz: no no I'll do it

Fitz: it sounds really serious and I want to help because I care about you and honestly I care about him now

Fitz: what's his display name I'll message him

FuckBoi: it's RoastMasterV2

Fitz: thank you

FuckBoi: dont fucking mention me or anyone else he may know to him

Fitz: I won't I won't

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Now showing private messages between Fitz and RoastMasterV2

Fitz: hello!