go check out my new book 'hey' pls its h2ovanoss and i promise its good

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Legiqn

RoastMasterV2: wow my presence has literally stunned you into silence im HONORED you shouldnt have

Legiqn: what do you want, no one is gonna believe it's really you

RoastMasterV2: doesn't matter, a little birdie told me you're even more of a dickhead than usual

Legiqn: says the dude who literally FAKED HIS OWN DEATH AND LIED TO EVERYONE

Legiqn: they hate you, you know

Legiqn: YOU SHOULDVE ACTUALLY DIED

RoastMasterV2: thats no way to treat an old friend, is it, jordan? I think youre just mad because I've caught you off-guard is all

Legiqn: how many dicks did you have to Suck to let the guards give you back your phone?

RoastMasterV2: wow you're just as ignorant as the day i left smh didn;t anyone ever tell you not to believe everything you hear? I've been out of there for a good few months, waiting for the right moment

Legiqn: you're still fucking pathetic if you think your empty words are gonna mean anything to me

Legiqn: what do you mean by empty words, jordan?

Legiqn: what the fUCK DID YOU HACK MY ACCOUNT??

Legiqn: you've been up to some dangerous business, haven't you jordan?

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Legiqn: get off my account before i make sure you stay dead this time you piece of fucking trash

Legiqn: since you can't even kill yourself properly maybe this time i can help you out

RoastMasterV2: you don't have the guts, j

Legiqn: i fucking stabbed you didn't I?

RoastMasterV2: and if you had really wanted to kill me, you would've went for the throat

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Kryoz

RoastMasterV2: you were right, the hacking got him a little rattled, what's next?

Kryoz: now, we wait, everyone else has their own plan as well

RoastMasterV2: no offense but how do you know he's gonna fall for their trick?

Kryoz: the timing, ev, it's all in the timing. the way we waited until they decided to execute the 'j' plan for you to message him, making him think that you were behind it, the same way we wait for the right moment to reveal me. we're in a chess game and we currently control the board

Kryoz: for once, we have the advantage, the lies, the secrets, everything.

RoastMasterV2: really? us? are you sure?

Kryoz: evan, you and I have the most clever skill sets out of everyone, that's why we needed to be 'taken care of' by jordan so that the whole chat would fall into a panic but now that he knows you're alive, he isn't going to be so sure of himself anymore.

Kryoz: he is terrified of you, evan, because you hold so much power over the chat. everyone loves you, everyone wanted to take care of you, evan. it's all about you

Kryoz: but me? they hated me, because i was so focused on the truth and making sure that everyone knew what was really going on, but look at them now, evan, they are scrambling, the best plan that they could come up with is creating some 'mysterious' account with the name of 'j' and spelling out a word with their names

Kryoz: they don't even know where lucas is, they're so focused on one thing

RoastMasterV2: so you're saying we're like a secret weapon? like those people who are so irrelevant at the beginning of a movie but then come back at the end and save everyone almost effortlessly?

Kryoz: precisely, but first, we're gonna have some fun

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R.I.P.E

C's name has been changed to WildHoe

H's name has been changed to Four07

E's name has been changed to Moo

C's name has been changed to Terroriser

K's name has been changed to BasicallyIGetFucked

M's name has been changed to LuKe

A's name has been changed to JigglyKoala

T's name has been changed to ohMNOM

J has left the chat

Legiqn: ok what the fuck was that

Legiqn: "checkmate"? What is this are we fucking five?

Moo: idk i just text here

BasicallyIGetFucked: i'm trying to finish my paper for class and you're making it that much more difficult you swine

LuKe: so, we're /not/ gonna talk about what just happened there? we're just gonna go back to our regularly programmed shit post?

Jon: pretty much we're too lazy to actually do anything about the threats against us anymore since by this point we welcome death with open arms

Moo: jON WHERE WERE YOU WHILE ALL THAT WAS HAPPENING IT WAS W IL D

WildHoe: idk it could've been better 

WildHoe: it was honestly a pretty poor execution

ohMNOM: yall are really out here-

ohMNOM: CRITICIZING A PSYCHOPATH

BryceMcDs: your point?

JigglyKoala: they do this at the end of horror movies too they just forget anything ever happened like at the end of the conjuring they act like the mom hadn't almost shredded the faces of the two youngest kids and they run back into her arms like nothing even happened like nO YOU CANT DO THAT AFTER YOU WERE JUST POSSESSED BY A SPIRIT WHO WANTED TO TURN YOUR KIDS INTO SCRATCH BOARDS

Legiqn: so yall dont care that a demon wants to eat my face how nice

Moo: its not that i dont care....its that i actually dont car e and hope it chokes you

WildHoe: we CARE its just theres not much we can really do about it ya  know

Jon: WOW BROCK TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

ChokingIsMyKink: wow what did i miss

Terroriser: quite a lot actually babe theres something out to get jordan apparently 

Legiqn: nice to know what kind of people i surround myself with

ChokingIsMyKink: go cry to your boyfriend about it why dont you?

Legiqn: i would if i knew where the hELL HE IS

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FuckBoi has been added to the chat

RoastMasterV2 has been added to the chat

Kryoz has been added to the chat

The name of the chat has been changed to D.S.A.W.

D.S.A.W.

FuckBoi: what the fuck

Kryoz: shut up we can explain

RoastMasterV2: don't say a word