The Bachelor? I thought you said the Bitch-elor?
Now, to all of us rom-com-loving, happily-ever-after-obsessed, hopeless romantics - the Bachelor season is always something to look forward to. Between the nightly cocktail parties and the amazing one-on-one dates, it's not hard to guess why a lot of us teenage may opt for a night in front of the T.V rather than giving some much needed love to that impossible physics project. In saying this, there are some things about the Bachelor that are bound to drive any normal person nuts.
Okay, let's start off with the girls. Now, I get it. Being forced to live in a house with 20 other girls drooling over the guy you're crushing on is not exactly what I'd call my ideal home situation, but some of the girls in the Bachelor mansion take things a little too far. I mean, when you start throwing in relationship sabotage, almost-comical cat fights and some seriously immature insults, the show can seriously get you questioning whether you're watching an adult reality T.V program, or a bunch of pre-schooler's fighting over the only red crayon.
Next up is the overly unrealistic dates. Let's just talk about the real world for a second. Nine times out of ten, people have to work seriously crappy hours in seriously crappy jobs and they come home in a seriously crappy mood more often-than-not, so I'm rating their chances of then taking their special someone out on a private, chauffeured helicopter ride to the nearest picnic set-up, as somewhere next to Donald Trump's chances of ever getting a decent hair style, on a scale of the most impossible things in the world. Now, don't get me wrong, any guy who hires out the MCG for a private one-on-one dinner with me, or organises for us to go skydiving out of a plane, followed by a 5-star buffet meal, definitely equals boyfriend goals - but, in saying that, these dates just simply cease to really exist once the show's over and the cameras stop rolling. Speaking of which, the whole camera situation is a little bit dodgey. I mean, I don't know about anyone else - but the romance in sharing an intimate conversation or a quick kiss with a cute guy, definitely drops down about 80% when you have to do it in front of about 50 members of cast and crew and with 10 cameras watching you like that really creepy neighbour who has a thing with binoculars and bathroom windows.
Just in conclusion - I'm no environmental scientist, botanist or biologist - but I'm going to take a guess that a serious number of roses and rose bushes have been brutally murdered in the making of the Bachelor.
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