No, I don't wake up like Sleeping Beauty
After watching Frozen for the 3rd time, I am definitely singing their praises. For once, a Disney princess did not wake up with perfectly straightened hair or gorgeous makeup and even better, wasn't woken by the sound of chirping robins. There was no subtle sigh, and no dreamy smile. Spoiler alert - sorry.
In the film, Anna woke up a little less gracelessly than Sleeping Beauty with some serious bed hair, a face-full of drool and I'd even risk suggesting that she had her fair share of morning breath. No, her eyelids didn't flutter open into rays of golden sunshine. Alleluia. Finally, we get a little slice of reality. Because, let's be honest - who wakes up with a perfectly ironed ballgown, clasping a bright red rose?
"Did you wake up like that?" "Don't girls just roll out of their bed like that?" To any of you guys out there who ask these questions, please prepare to be slapped. I can't speak for every girl, but trust me when I say that a fair few of us wake up with hair that more or less resembles a squirrel's nest and roll out of bed with just as much (or little) grace as a whale trying to dance Gangman Style in a swimming pool of golden syrup. And that may or may not be coming from someone who has woken up on the floor.
Oh, and don't forget the alarm clock part of waking up - the random swiping of hands across the bedside dresser with the hope of hitting the 'snooze' button that will guarantee another couple of minutes of glorious sleep. Let's just say that a couple of valuables on the dresser fall victim to that storm of destruction and end up on the floor.
So, to anyone who thinks that anyone wakes up as a living, breathing version of Sleeping Beauty - maybe you should ease off the fairytales for a while........
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