I honestly think I'm in a state of hunger more often than a state of consciousness. I'm one of those people who categorise midnight snacks as a human right, who doesn't think my love for a person could ever match my love for food and I definitely wouldn't put myself past dreaming about double-glazed donuts during P.E class. Yep. I love food.

Cooking shows where people cook, create and consume the most delicious specimens of amazing food? I actually can't deal. How am I meant to sit through an entire cooking show (a program based on the love of my life) without raiding my entire pantry? I don't know how many other people are like me, but I need a full-on bar fridge of snacks to pick out of while I watch a cooking show. If George and Garry get to eat a double layered molten lava cake on Masterchef, then in my perfectly delusional mind, so should I. Because no matter what my mum tells me, carrot sticks are NOT snack material.

Now, you know that your social life is way below the average when the main thing that you look forward to when going out with friends is checking out the dinner menu. Or in my case, it's just a part of being overtly obsessed with all things food. Before I even get to the restaurant, I'm already prioritising ANYTHING served with mash potato or a butter sauce and have most likely sussed out whether I feel like a fruity or chocolate dessert. Well, let's be real - the answer's ALWAYS going to be chocolate.

I don't know about anyone else, but regrettably, rules of hygiene don't always apply for me when it comes to food. I can't even begin to count the amount of times I've dropped a piece of cake or half of my toasted cheese sandwich on the floor somewhere. It's at times like these where I think about the 10 second rule. And then promptly respond with: Pfft. You know, as a general principle, I don't believe in rejection and I sure as hell don't believe in wasting a perfectly good slice of brownie...But, in saying that, I wouldn't recommend going anywhere near that slice of Swiss that's about to give every character in Diary of A Wimpy Kid the cheese touch....After all, there's only so long that you can delay the 10 second rule.

In conclusion, Facebook should add 'going out with my fridge' to their relationship status menu. After all, single and dating can get a little boring after a while, right?