Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
KarateBitch#1: Penguin

Dr.Facilier: Moria
Amazonian: Hancock
Vulture: Mihawk
Flamingo: Doflamingo
Sandworm: Crocodile
Cigarette: Smoker

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Mon 8:29 AM

Kendokid: who tf locked my door better come open it up now

Pinky: can't you unlock it?

Kendokid: it was locked from the outside all the doors in the dorm are like that

Kendokid: but only with a key

Kendokid: so hurry up and let me out whoever did it

Captain: wtf my door is locked too

Pinky: whAt

Captain: bonney I swear if you did this I'm gonna cook you

Pinky: I didn't do it hold u

Pinky: MY DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!!!! 😱

Strawhat: AHH I'M LOCKED IN MY ROOM

Kendokid: u too?!?!

Captain: Law! Get on here now!

Torao: I'm trapped too 🙃🙃

Pinky: *dramatic gasp* WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED 😱😱😱

Captain: EVERYONE GET ON HERE RIGHT NOW AND CHECK UR DOORS

Soldier: wtf is going on

Strawhat: killer!!

Kendokid: is ur door locked

Soldier: wha

Captain: just check the fucking door

Torao: we are in dire need of assistance just come to our dorms please

Soldier: wtf did you guys do now

Soldier: what the shit

Soldier: my door won't open

Pinky: OMG 😱😱😱😱

D-rex: my door is locked too

Pinky: AAAAAAA

Captain: everyone calm ur tits

Torao: hohoho this just got interesting 😈

Strawhat: does this mean we gotta climb through the windows

Kendokid: NO

Torao: No

Pinky: NOO 😱

Soldier: no luffy

Soldier: last time you nearly died

Torao: and we dont have access to the elevator shaft this time

Strawhat: oh shit u right

D-rex: so what we gonna do

Torao: find the liar amongst us

Pinky: OOOOOO

Soldier: what

Captain: WHat

Strawhat: *gaSp*

Kendokid: ah shit here we go again

D-rex: liar??

Torao: the keys to the dorm rooms are kept in the residence director's office. The only people who know this are us and Smoker. Smoker is obviously not the culprit, and so one of us is simply lying abt being locked up and is laughing at us all, or worst case scenario- the idiot accidentally locked themselves in their own dorm room in the process and is too embarrassed to own up to it.

Kendokid: ah shit 😬😬😬

Captain: when I find the fucker I'll lock them in their own dorm for the whole weekend

Pinky: WAIT I HAVE A MATH TEST TODAY IM GONNA MISS IT 😱😱😱

Soldier: we're all trapped in our dorms and ur worried abt math? 😑

Strawhat: so who's the culprit torao?

Torao: who else? 🧐

Torao: you 👆🏾

Strawhat: WHAT

Captain: u lil shit

Strawhat: it wasn't me!!

Pinky: prove it 😤😤😤

Strawhat: how do I prove it?!?!

Kendokid: Luffy couldn't have done it

D-rex: why

Captain: don't get soft just bc he's ur bf

Torao: wow thanks 🙃

Captain: no problem 😝

Kendokid: me and Luffy have a date he's been excited abt for a week now planned today

Strawhat: OH SHIT WE GONNA MISS IT IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE

Kendokid: we were planning on going to the baratie

Strawhat: AAHHHHHH 😱😱😱

Kendokid: Luffy chill our reservation isn't til 12

Pinky: the baratie?!? 🤯

Captain: that place expensive as fuck how'd you two poor tramps afford a reservation there

Kendokid: a friend of his works there and got a spot on the house

Strawhat: *ours :DDD

Pinky: hoky fuck

D-rex: alright he's clean

D-rex: no way Luffy would risk losing an opportunity to go to the best restaurant in town

Torao: true

Torao: alright it wasn't you

D-rex: now who's next on the list

Pinky: Killer's been awfully quiet..

Soldier: OMFG

Strawhat: SUSPECT

Soldier: IT WASN'T ME

Captain: a liar would say that too

Pinky: hes being awfully defensive!!!

Soldier: it wasn't me! 😱

Torao: proof

Soldier: hold on

Captain: hes escaping!

Kendokid: damn class is starting in five mons

Pinky: AHHHH 😱💨

Torao: I don't even have a class at this time

D-rex: I can kiss my good attendance goodbue

KarateBitch#1: Killer and me were uh

Pinky: ohohoho 😈😈😈

Captain: wat dis? 😈

KarateBitch#1: ShuT uP

KarateBitch#1: we were up late last night texting each other

KarateBitch#1: and I'm sure Kid can attest to what Killer's like in the morning after no rest

Captain: shit he's clean

Captain: Killer would never have the braincells left this early in the morning

Soldier: thank you for clearing my name

KarateBitch#1: no prob 💞😊👍

KarateBitch#1 but uh

KarateBitch#1: do you want me to just call someone to get you guys out

KarateBitch#1: in fact, have any of you even tried calling for help? 😐

D-rex: whoops 😶😶😶

Torao: too anticlimactic that way

Captain: I ain't giving anybody a way to get us to school any faster than possible 😛

Soldier: oh

Kendokid: too lazy to do that 😪😪😪

Strawhat: no! We gotta find the culprit!

Pinky: but! Class!

Strawhat: it's the principle that matters!

Torao: how do you even know what that means on a spiritual POV

KarateBitch#1: aight

KarateBitch#1: just dont get into too much trouble guys 😕😕

KarateBitch#1: if smoker catches y'all outta class he'll nail you all hard 💀

Captain: we'll just say we stuck

Captain: nothing he can do 😏

D-rex: I think smoker knows we're smarter than that 😑😑😑

Strawhat: but he can't use that as evidence

Kendokid: he can bitch at us all he wants for being stupid but he can't punish us for being dumbasses

KarateBitch#1: ok my human biology class is starting now gtg

Soldier: 😘

KarateBitch#1: 🥰😚😚

KarateBitch#1 is now idle

Pinky: alright whoever locked us all in here please just give up the key so we can go to class 💀💀💀

Captain: fuck that 😤😤😤

Soldier: how do we know it ain't you bonney?

Pinky: WHat 😨

Strawhat: yeah!

D-rex: oh boy..

Pinky: I WANT to go to class!! 😠

Torao: you could just be acting to avoid suspicion

Pinky: sksksksksksk

Kendokid: can I go take a shower 😑

Soldier: sure

Strawhat: send nudes plz 😚😏😚

Captain: yeah

D-rex: LUFFY 😱😱😱

Pinky: I AM SCREECHING 🤣🤣🤣

Torao: I doubt you would've done this knowing how upset luffy would get with missing that reservation

Captain: LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂

Torao: you check out

Torao: also Luffy no being horny on main 🍆🍆🍆

Torao: we went over this

Captain: yeh if I can't ask for nudes on here you can't either

Torao: kid 🙃🙃🙃

Captain: okok 😅

Strawhat: hmph fine

Kendokid: aight thanks

Kendokid: also luffy

Kendokid: ok 😏😏😏

Pinky: OMGGGGG

Strawhat: yessss 😈😝😍

Kendokid is now idle

Pinky: u horny gays

Torao: we are getting distracted from the trial of miss Jewelry

Captain: bitch ur out

Pinky: I need this math test guys!!

D-rex: since when 😐

Strawhat: oooooo

Soldier: even the boi don't believe it 😂

Pinky: my parents promised me pizza next time we go out if I aced it!!!

Torao: that's good and all

Captain: but that proven shit

Torao: but we need ur proof not a defense

Pinky: what do I say?!?!

Soldier: how abt a wtf is that noise

Strawhat: zoro sings in the shower 😍

Soldier: how can I hear him from up here

Pinky: he's not bad

Captain: hold up you ain't distracting us that easy

Pinky: fuck guys it wasn't me!

Torao: until evidence is brought in you are under the top priority radar 👤

Pinky: what abt kid?! Hes the only one who doesn't give a shit abt leaving?!?!

Strawhat: oooooo

Soldier: ..she's not wrong

Captain: the fucK

D-rex: Eustass fucking Kidd Is2g 😠

Captain: hold up! I love this but it wasn't me!

Torao: he couldn't

Pinky: whyyy 😩😩😩

Soldier: here we go

Torao: I crippled him last night

Torao: no way he can stand to run around the whole dorm and do this

Captain: fuck off 🖕🏻💗💖💓💗

Torao: love you too and ur welcome ❤🖕🏾

Pinky: fuck offfff 😩😩😩

Soldier: this leaves you missy

Pinky: if wasn't me guys im literally crying rn 😭

Soldier: the jury is not sympathetic to ur crisis 😌😌😌

Strawhat: brb

D-rex: bonney do you maybe have texts from ur parents abt the arrangement w/ the test you could screenshot?

Pinky: WAIT!!

Captain: crap 😒😒😒

Soldier: do you

Torao: show the evidence

Pinky:

Pinky shared 2019_11_17.jpeg

Pinky: HAHA IM FREE 🍕🍕🍕

Torao: alright, she lost her motive

Pinky: eat it!! 😜😜😜

Soldier: alright

D-rex: who are still suspects?

Torao: I believe it's still me and Drake

Pinky: law u looking a lil shady there 😎

Torao: how

Pinky: bc

D-rex: it wasn't me so it was Trafalgar

Soldier: it's always the stoic ones

Strawhat: torao! I wanna go eat! 😡😫

Torao: it wasn't me and I have proof

Kendokid is no longer idle

Pinky: show us the evidence! 🧐🧐🧐

Torao shared 2019_11_17.jpeg

Captain: wtf am I looking at

Pinky: .....oh 😶😶😶

D-rex: !!!!!!

Strawhat: oh damn 🤭

Torao: these

Torao: are two tickets to a private camping grounds on Little Garden that are booked for about an hour from now

Captain: why tf do you have those

Torao: I knew you were planning on skipping before the holidays so I figured I might as well whisk you away for a romantic getaway

Captain: ❣❣❣❣❣

Pinky: damnnnn

Kendokid: those sound expensive

Torao: oh it just cost me my monthly salary 🤑🤷🏾‍♂️😵✌🏾

Captain: DRAKE GET US TF OUT NOW OR I WILL GRIND U UP IN A DUMPTRUCK

D-rex: what it wasn't me 😵😧😱

Soldier: ur the only one without an alibi left

Strawhat: it was youu!!!

Kendokid: damn this is a turn of events

Pinky: DRAKE I CANT BELIEVE THIS 😱

Captain: I AM NOT MISSING THIS CAMPING TRIP I JUST LEARNED OF NOW HAND OVER THE FUCKING KEYS

Kendokid: damn I just want some coffee at this point ☕☕☕

D-rex: it wasn't me!

Torao: just please hand over the keys 🙃

D-rex shared 2019_11_17.jpeg

Pinky: wait a fuck

Captain: omfG

Soldier: oh yeah I forgot you had that field trip today 😮😮

D-rex: I've been excited abt this for months and I already missed the bus even though I PAID for this in advance

Pinky: oh I remember you texting me abt that last night 😶

Torao: hold on..

Strawhat: wait then who's the culprit??? 😵😵😵😵

Torao: I

Soldier: 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Captain: 😶😶😶😶😶

D-rex: 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Pinky: oh for fucks sake let's just use the goddamn windows

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Mon 12:03 AM

Cigarette: I blame you for this

Flamingo: care to elaborate? Who u talking to?

Cigarette: you obviously you fucking pink ass palm tree

Sandworm: that's a new one

Flamingo: creative 😎😎😎

Sandworm: but yes please elaborate

Sandworm: I'm bored

Flamingo: I can change that 😚😚😚

Sandworm: fuck off

Flamingo: love you too! ☺️☺️☺️

Cigarette: I just had to rip off every door by the hinges of this stupid dorm with a screwdriver and crowbar because some idiot locked all the students inside

Sandworm: oh my fuck

Flamingo: ahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cigarette: it's not a laughing matter

Cigarette: a lot of them missed some pretty important things today and they're all pissed

Sandworm: oh?

Flamingo: oh?? 😯😯😯

Cigarette: Strawhat and Roronoa had a special reservation at the Baratie and they were barely able to reschedule it without having their heads torn off

Sandworm: oh shit

Cigarette: Trafalgar and his fiance were able to catch their camping reservation at Little Garden but it certainly wasn't pretty, and they certainly won't be welcome there again

Sandworm: oh shit

Cigarette: miss Jewelry had a very important math test that cannot be retaken

Cigarette: she missed it by the way

Sandworm: oh shit

Cigarette: Drake missed a field trip today, and he already paid for it beforehand and he cant get a refund

Sandworm: oh shit

Cigarette: all of it was expensive by the way

Cigarette: they are all pissed and I'm pissed too so you better get ready for the suspension of a lifetime

Flamingo: waitwaitwait it actually wasn't me!! 😫

Sandworm: I'm actually disappointed in you Doflamingo

Flamingo: wait babe! I really didn't do this! 😱😱😱

Sandworm: I know you like to joke around and be a pest but this was too far, you ruined those freshmen's day

Flamingo: I didn't do it!! 😱😱😱

Vulture: Perona did it.

Flamingo: whA

Sandworm: your brat??

Vulture: She thought it would make a fun prank to lock her brother up for a few hours.

Vulture: But then, she decided to lock everyone in the building since they would just help him out.

Vulture: And then she lost the damn key.

Sandworm: why didn't you say anything

Vulture: I only found out about it half an hour ago.

Vulture: By that time, Smoker was already working on the doors, so I let it be.

Cigarette: Hi, this is Tashigi. Smoker is currently recieving First Aid after choking on his cigars, so please stop whatever your doing to stress him out. Goodbye.

Flamingo: hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sandworm: wow

Vulture: I already grounded her for the month, but if you still want a suspension then I'll be sure to tell her.

Cigarette: goddammit Tashigi

Cigarette: yes, there will still be a suspension, for a week

Vulture: ight I'll tell her.

Vulture is now idle

Flamingo: did he just SlaNG