Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
KarateBitch#1: Penguin
Doughnutz: Katakuri
KarateBitch#2: Shachi
Sorry: Bepo
Mellorine: Sanji
SniperKing: Usopp
RumbleBall: Chopper
CashMoney: Nami
Nico Robin: Robin
Cigarette: Smoker

Smoker: Smoker
Koby: Koby
Hina: Hina
Tashigi: Tashigi
Helmeppo: Helmeppo
2026295021: Katakuri

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Sat 9:05 AM

Strawhat: YOOOO

Strawhat: https://BigNews.com/kf1of9z/

Strawhat: THE STREETS FINALLY BE CLEAN 🤩🤩🤩

Doughnutz: hmmm

Doughnutz: sounds sus 🤨

Pinky: BRo-

Captain: I wanna leaveeee 😫😫😫

Torao: yeah

Torao: no offense to Sunny but I need to go touch some grass 🌱👨‍🌾☀️🤲

Soldier: GrASS

Kendokid: grAsS

Pinky: we need dat GRAss 😚

Strawhat: according to the news Kaido left the country 🙃🛩

Godfather: oop 🖐

Pinky: mans really said bye

Captain: cheers I'll drink to that bro 🍻

Kendokid: imma drink to anything at this point 🍾🍾🍾

D-rex: we know

Pinky: lmao

Doughnutz: ok listen

Strawhat: yee

Doughnutz: I'll take a look into it and if it seems legit you're free to leave

Torao: oh no 🥺

Soldier: AAAAAAA

D-rex: sounds like we in jail 😃

Torao: i mean yey

Kendokid: do ya'll ever think about if anyone else misses us otu there

Soldier: Penguinnn 💙💙💙💙💙

Pinky: oof

Captain: ew who cares about those fuckwads

Soldier: 🔪🔫💀⚰🤐

Captain: I'm not talking about him jesus

Strawhat: I miss Usopp and Chopper and Sanji and Nami and Brook and

Kendokid: we know

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Sat 9:20 AM

Hina: can't believe the nerve of some people

Tashigi: and-?

Smoker: eye

Koby: some jeRK tried to tiktok dance in the roaD

Helmeppo: I- I my god

Tashigi: shit again?

Smoker: they're like rats ew

2026295021: hey fuckers

Tashigi: LANGUAGE

Helmeppo: and here comes the murderer-

Helmeppo: what can we do for you today?

Koby: lemme guess they want to renegade out of the sidewalk and into these hands?

Smoker: wow u are kinda salty today

Koby: I've been working on it thanks

2026295021: is kaido gone?

Hina: what

2026295021: I have heard he left the country is that true?

Koby: THATS IT

Koby: *loads glock

Hina: uUuuUuuUuuUUuggGgghhH

Tashigi: im crying- why

Smoker: WHO TOLD YOURNKSKF

2026295021: https://BigNews.com/kf1of9z/

2026295021: its on the fucking news

2026295021: lemme guess

2026295021: this is confidential information?

Koby: do you want a cookie for figuring that out?

Tashigi: FUCKING MEDIA-

Smoker: thats it

Smoker: ladies and gents we are bombing the news hall

Hina: FINALLTY

Helmeppo: yeah can I sit out I don't wanna be arrested..

Koby: COWard

Helmeppo: I-

2026295021: coward

Helmeppo: oH COME ON

Smoker: now that the country knows that Kaido is gone for the time being, the underground has probably settled into a temporary new structure in his known absence

Hina: and this means..

Tashigi: *softly* please don't say it..

Smoker: we'll have to work overtime

Tashigi: motheR-

Koby: um yeah Tashigi just benchpressed my fucking desk into the wall

Hina: yesss at least its not mine!

2026295021: the kids are getting antsy and want out

Smoker: ugh

Helmeppo: so what

Koby: I miss Luffy tho 🥺👉👈

Tashigi: EMOJIS

Koby: you can't stop me 😗

2026295021: do I let the kids out or nah

Smoker: I'm thinking

Hina: MotheRFUcker

2026295021: jesus christ

2026295021: listen-

2026295021: these kids are LOOSIN 👏 IT

2026295021: Killer has been cooking nothing but fancy egg meals

2026295021: Luffy is Luffy

2026295021: Kidd has been BLASTING MONTERO

2026295021: aT FIVE AM FOR TWO DAYS NOW 😭

2026295021: Urouge has been slowly decaying in his bed and a few of them are already making sus bets

2026295021: Drake has been making SEX jokes

2026295021: DRAKE

2026295021: and Bonney is doing nothing but encouraging it

2026295021: listen I love these kids but they are slowly getting to the red zone here

Hina: my god

Tashigi: uhhh

Smoker: ....

Smoker: yikes

Helmeppo: why is everyone surprised? They do shit like this even when they're normal???

Koby: *face-plant

2026295021: 🌝🌝🌝🌝

Tashigi: nopenipenope

Smoker: aight

Smoker: i give up I'm too tired for this shit

Smoker: grab the glocks

Koby: ye

2026295021: fuck it

2026295021: I'm gon send them on a roadtrip, is that better?

Tashigi: y

Helmeppo is now idle

Koby is now idle

Tashigi is now idle

Smoker is now idle

2026295021: well then

Hina: uh

Hina: sure do whatever

2026295021: k

Hina: just do it before the revolt starts

2026295021: already underway

Hina is now idle

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Sat 9:51 AM

D-rex: where the fuck are we going to find enough dynamite to dig a tunnel to the center of the earth? 💀

Soldier: I'm sure the black web has some C4 available

Captain: we can just make some duh

Strawhat: like pipe bombs? 💥✨💣🤗

Pinky: aw yisss

Kendokid: how the fuck do you even make bombs tho?

Pinky: I can roll up a youtube video

Soldier: fuck yeah hollow earth here we come 🍾🥳😝

D-rex: dinosaursssss

Pinky: we gon see the dinosaurssss

Strawhat: ADVENTURE 🤩

Strawhat: WERE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN

Kendokid: Kaiju battle!!! 👾⚔🤖

Torao: kaiju battle ✊🏽

Strawhat: KAIJU BATTLE

Doughnutz: um

Soldier: oop-

Pinky: 😳

Captain: fuck

Doughnutz: I- I'm scared to ask but what is going on???

D-rex: its

Kendokid: uhhhh

Torao: well.. 👉👈

Captain: 🏃‍♂️💨

D-rex: it's not what it looks like

Strawhat: WE ARE GONNA DIG TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH AND FIGHT KAIJUS AND RIDE DONOSAURS ✨🤩

Doughnutz: um

Doughnutz: why don't we take a vacation to the middle east instead?

Captain: no

Captain: the robots are waiting for me..

Torao: babe no! It's too dangerous!!

Captain: babe.. 😔✊🏻

Torao: babe..! 😭💔

Doughnutz: well too bad I already bought the tickets for our flight, it's at 4

Doughnutz: pack whatever you need

D-rex: WAIt

Torao: your being serious rn????

Strawhat: 🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍

Strawhat: Mebskfhskahsgdkt

Strawhat: ZORO YOU KNOW WHAT IM THINKING

Kendokid: super adventure?? ✈

Soldier: global geographing 🌍📍

Captain: exotic mafia battles 🥊💥

Torao: exotic butters 🧈

D-rex: I was going to say tourist hotspots but now exotic butters got me interested

Soldier: I'm so ashamed of not thinking about the cuisine first

Pinky: Foood

Strawhat: YOU ARE ALL WRONG

Strawhat: THIS MEANS A HONEYMOON

Pinky: 😶

D-rex: oh fuck-

Captain: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Pinky: LUFFY YOU FUCKING GENIUS I COULD KISSS YOU DRAKEEEEE

D-rex: oh fuck

Torao: but

Torao: but we haven't even gotten married yet for a honeymoon

Kendokid: boom your married congrats now go pack your bags 💞 🤵💍🤵

Captain: this can just be a trial run babe

Soldier: .....

Strawhat: ✨ we can adventure romantically ✨

Kendokid: oooooo

Doughnutz: I'm listening..

D-rex: GAGAGAGAGAGA

Strawhat: ✨ draw stupid shit in the sand romantically ✨

Strawhat: ✨ crash other people's events romantically ✨

Strawhat: ✨ restuarant shop romantically ✨

Kendokid: ☺☺☺☺

Strawhat: ✨ dine and dash romantically ✨

Strawhat: ✨ evade authorities romantically ✨

Doughnutz: is this what you guys do for dates?

Captain: those are baller ideas ngl

Soldier: ..........

Kendokid: yeah so...? 😃

Doughnutz: nothing it just

Doughnutz: sounds a lot like what we do together 👀

Pinky: 👁👄👁

Torao: EY

Soldier: 😐

Doughnutz: just setting that out there..

Kendokid: bro

Strawhat: bro

Doughnutz: bro

Strawhat: now that you mention it

Strawhat: sounds a lil gay bro ngl

Kendokid: bro we are gay???

Doughnutz: brO?

Strawhat: bRO?

Soldier: oh my fucking god I can't take it

Captain: is this you weirdo's way to finally tell us outright your fucking?

Torao: lmaOo 🤣🤣🤣

Kendokid: the fuck you talking about

Doughnutz: we bros 🤜

Strawhat: bros 🤛

Pinky: I am crying from the stupidity of this rn

D-rex: bonney come help me decide what to bring pls

Torao: listen you one track minded himbos

Captain: oof haven't heard that one in awhile 🤭

Torao: what part of the middle east are we heading to?

Kendokid: oh shit yeah that's actually important

Strawhat: 🍿👀

D-rex: pls not Yemen pls not Yemen..

Doughnutz: its Jordan, but after a week we'll be traveling through Isreal to Egypt, after that we're back home

D-rex: *fucking dies from excitement

Pinky: ya did it

Pinky: you killed him by speaking nerd 💀