Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
KarateBitch#1: Penguin
KarateBitch#2: Shachi
Sorry: Bepo
Mellorine: Sanji
SniperKing: Usopp
RumbleBall: Chopper
CashMoney: Nami
Nico Robin: Robin
Cigarette: Smoker

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Wed 10:21 AM

Godfather: so

Godfather: I'm back from Europe

Godfather: and I see I've missed quite a bit 👀👀👀

RumbleBall: hello

Godfather: this is Chopper right?

RumbleBall: that's me ^w^

Godfather: not to be rude but is anybody else on?

RumbleBall: I think everyone's at the secret base, there's no outside connection there 😕😕

RumbleBall: it's weird

Godfather: do they not have wifi or access to data? I saw that Katakuri had a tv in his room

Godfather: I've never been to the secret base before

RumbleBall: oh they have wifi its just that for some reason you can't recieve calls or texts from ppl not connected to the wifi it's like a barrier

Godfather: ah I see

Godfather: if that's the case could I just ask a few things, it's fine if you don't have the answers 🙂

RumbleBall: sure! I'll try my best to be helpful!

Godfather: okay so

Godfather: Do you know what happened with the fight between Katakuri and Zoro? I left before word could get out about it

RumbleBall: ah

Godfather: also yes, I've skimmed through past messages but I doubts it creates a complete story

RumbleBall: okay, sit down, cause imma bout to recap you on everything that's gone down so far

Godfather: 🍿👀

RumbleBall: so Zoro ended up missing the fight, got lost

Godfather: yep I got that 🍿👀

RumbleBall: I remember lots of shit was being thrown at Zoro in school for a couple days, cause apparently some of Katakuri's siblings are gossip whores

Godfather: *chokes* 🍿👀

RumbleBall: there was some rumors floating that Katakuri slept with Luffy as a victory fuck or somm

Godfather: jEsuS cHRisT

RumbleBall: yeah it was ugly

RumbleBall: of course none of the rumors were true except that they did in fact share a bed since Luffy couldn't be bothered to go back to the dorms

Godfather: wtf, how are they acting like total buds after all this shit!?!

RumbleBall: Luffy didn't know abt the whole thing until a few days after it blew over

RumbleBall: he just laughed it off

RumbleBall: anyway things went to normal after that except Luffy started hanging our w/ Katakuri more

RumbleBall: andi believe things got awkward again during their spelunking trip

Godfather: ah yes 🍿👀

RumbleBall: nobody knows the details, but Katakuri and Zoro buried the hatchet or somm

RumbleBall: and Katakuri officially joined the gc battle

Godfather: I see that

Godfather: so I'm guessing the rest is just you guys subjecting him to our crackhead culture?

RumbleBall: pretty much

RumbleBall: I think we're like

RumbleBall: lowkey a cult now 😅

Godfather: um 🙄

RumbleBall: you won't believe how many times we've all gone to the Wendy's parking lot at ungodly hours on the weekend 😗

Godfather: that sounds important

RumbleBall: don't worry all we do is order takeout, scare the delivery guy, and slam poetry and rap till dawn

Godfather: nobody called the cops on you for loitering in the parking lot?

RumbleBall: some tried, but whenever a cop actually showed up the moment they got out of the car and saw us, they'd just look really tired

RumbleBall: then they'd call Smoker and tell him to come pick his kids up

Godfather: sksksks

SniperKing: Man, those are good times

RumbleBall: hey Usopp! ^w^

SniperKing: sorry, everyone's at the secret hideout, I just came out to get the takeout

Godfather: what are they all doing?

SniperKing: 😅😅😅😅

RumbleBall: oh God 😟

SniperKing: they're playing with an ouija board 👻

Godfather: FUck thaT

SniperKing: yeah..

RumbleBall: have they found anything?? 😟

Godfather: imma need to go buy some sage now

SniperKing: update: they just made friends with something named Harvey

RumbleBall: Harvey?

Godfather: Harvey the demon? 👻

SniperKing: just Harvey

RumbleBall: well then that's ominous

Wed 11:39 AM

SniperKing: YOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Godfather: what?

SniperKing: YOU GUYS WONT BELIEVE THIA

RumbleBall: did the demon kill someone? 😟👻

KarateBitch#2: oh my god

SniperKing: I WENT TO HET THE TAKEOUT AND THE CASHIERS NAME WAS HARVEY

RumbleBall: 🙂🙂🙂

Godfather: wow

KarateBitch#2: the chances of that...

RumbleBall: do you think Harvey should be our cult's deity?

KarateBitch#2: 😳😳😳😳

Godfather: oh nooo

SniperKing: YOOOOO

Godfather: what have you done

SniperKing: I'll go tell Luffy now!!!

SniperKing is now idle

RumbleBall: what

KarateBitch#2: you fool

RumbleBall: what have I doNE 😱

Godfather: you just triggered a one way ticket to hell 💀💀💀