This Or That

Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
KarateBitch#1: Penguin
Doughnutz: Katakuri

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Wed 3:00 AM

Doughnutz: dinosaurs or dragons

Strawhat: dinosaurs!

Kendokid: it is literally 3 in the goddamn morning

Kendokid: and dinosaurs wtf??

Kendokid: obv the answer is dragons

D-rex: no he is correct

D-rex: dinosaurs 🦕🦕🦕

Kendokid: ur both fuckin insane

D-rex: dinosaurs! 🦕 They! Big! Bois!

Kendokid: I rest my case; insane

Stawhat: I got to ride one at the museum!!

Soldier: u mean you jumped a dinosaurs bones ☠☠☠

D-rex: rip Larry the pterodactyl

Pinky: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

D-rex: may he rest in pieces 🦴💔

Captain: hahahaha

Captain: law! Get on here look at this shit!

Soldier: also I agree with dragons

Torao: wtf is this

Soldier: how does dinosaurs trump dragons

Kendokid: exactly

Pinky: 🐉🐉🐉🐉

Strawhat: dinosaurs are cool!

Torao: so are dragons

Captain: dragons are just dinosaurs that breathe fire 🔥🔥🔥

Captain: that's metal as shit

Pinky: @Doughnutz what brought this on man? At 3 in the morning?

Doughnutz: I literally have no clue

Doughnutz: just wanted to see the consequences I guess??

Torao: here we go thanks

Kendokid: all in favor of dragons

Captain: me

Torao: whatever

Pinky: yeye

Soldier: me

Kendokid: yeet

Kendokid: all in favor of dinosaurs

D-rex: all of you are blind

Strawhat: me!!!

Kendokid: the dinosaurs are defeated 👨🏽‍⚖

Doughnutz: mermaids or aliens

Torao: aliens fuck you

Captain: mermaids are just ocean aliens

Captain: aliens it is cause space is cooler 😎😎😎

Strawhat: mermaids!

Strawhat: cause pirates!!!

Kendokid: u love anything associated with pirates

Strawhat: yes!!!

Doughnutz: precious 💗💗

Kendokid: yess ❤❤

Pinky: mermaids 🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️

D-rex: mermaids 🧜‍♂️🧜‍♂️🧜‍♂️

Soldier: aliens coz I swear I saw that UFO 🛸🛸🛸🛸

Captain: omg for the last time it was a jet

Doughnutz: what's this story

Soldier: I saW SOMETHin

Captain: he had his wisdom teeth pulled out

Torao: Immediately he lost all legitimacy 💀💀💀

Soldier: I SAW it

Kendokid: naw man 😟😟

Kendokid: all for aliens

Soldier: I DID

Torao: ✋

Captain: yeet

Kendokid: all for mermaids

Strawhat: pIRATES

D-rex: here

Pinky: mermaidssss

Kendokid: mermaids win

Soldier: THAT WAS A SPLIT VOTE

Kendokid: I voted mermaids

Soldier: f u

Doughnutz: ok here's the deal breaker werewolves or vampires

Kendokid: .......

Captain: vampires

Strawhat: ....

D-rex: ......

Torao: werewolves 🐺🐺🐺

Pinky: uhhhh

Soldier: .......

Captain: what's with the rest of you!?!?

Strawhat: that's hard!! 😫😫😫

Kendokid: vampires only drink blood

Strawhat: werewolves

Pinky: 😂😂😂

D-rex: that's all he needed

Doughnutz: why vampires eustass? I thought u were a wolfy kinda guy

Soldier: wolfy kinda guy lolol

Captain: vampires are sexy 🧛🏾‍♂️🧛🏾‍♂️🧛🏾‍♂️

Torao: werewolves are sexier 🐺🐺🐺

Captain: bet u can't change my mind

Torao: bet I can ❤❤❤❤

Kendokid: stop there

Pinky: aww I wanted to see where that was headin

Strawhat: I think zoro'd be a sexy werewolf 💚🐺💚🐺💚

Kendokid: werewolves it is

D-rex: um I call bias where's the vote?

Pinky: I for one like vampires

Pinky: no aging bitch duh

Soldier: but you gotta be immortal an shit who wants that 😵😵😵

Doughnutz: many people crave immortality

Soldier: why tho 🙃🙃🙃

Strawhat: they're fuckin stupid 🤪🤪🤪

Torao: that is the question 🧐🧐🧐

D-rex: fuck being immortal that shit sounds horrible 💀

Captain: it's all a bunch of capitalism

Captain: a fantasy that drives society down a stairwell face first into poverty

Kendokid: oof

Strawhat: werewolves eat meat!! 🍖🍖

Doughnutz: yes

Doughnutz: yes they do

Torao: when you're a vampire you're basically dead 💀💀💀

Pinky: your argument is invalid

D-rex: omfg

Soldier: the only good thing abt being a vampire is being invisible

Captain: and being sexy 🖤🧛🏾‍♂️🖤

Pinky: hell yeah ^ 💗💗💗

Torao: the super strength ain't bad but werewolves got that too

D-rex: I'm pretty sure the invisible shit only applies to mirrors

Soldier: then fuck that 🖕🏼

Kendokid: but you can fly

Strawhat: they can!??!

Torao: what if you're afraid of heights

Pinky: are you?

Torao: no 🙂🙂🙂

Pinky: thennnn

Doughnutz: the opinions are fascinating ngl

Doughnutz: but we must decide, the meeting is almost over and someone will notice I'm not paying attention

Pinky: meeting?? 😮😮😮

Captain: at this time

D-rex: at 3 in the morning??

Doughnutz: we usually have them at one

Strawhat: is it that stupid thing you were talking abt with the guy who wants to sue ur mom with shit?

Torao: luffy I- 💀

Kendokid: that shit sounds crazy

Captain: she's actually being sued for something for once!?!?! 😱😱😱

Soldier: RIP suer

Soldier: he will never be found 🌹

D-rex: why are you texting with us then?!?!

Doughnutz: I guess I got bored

Doughnutz: and suddenly I found myself on here

Pinky: awww 💗💗💗💗

Strawhat: we love you too mochi!! 💗💗

Strawhat: right zoro!?!? 😊😊😊

Kendokid: yep 💗

Doughnutz: fuck I wish

Captain: hahaha

Torao: 💀💀💀

D-rex: sigh

Torao: wait hold up-

Doughnutz: all those for werewolves

Kendokid: here

Strawhat: meaT 🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖

Torao: awo bitch 🐺🐺🐺

Soldier: me

Doughnutz: for vampires

D-rex: me

Pinky: hehehe

Captain: 🖤🧛🏾‍♂️🖤🧛🏾‍♂️🖤

Doughnutz: vampires defeated

Doughnutz is now idle

Pinky: oof

D-rex: @Torao why were you all hold up earlier??

Torao: well

Soldier: this better not ruin the mood of the night 😑😑😑😑

Kendokid: bet it will

Strawhat: no it won't, be positive!!

Torao: it just struck my tired ass mind that when Katakuri said "he wished" he wasn't specific 🙃🙃🙃

Kendokid: 😶😶😶😶

Strawhat: what????

Pinky: and I oop

Soldier: I-

Pinky: 😱❤😱❤😱❤😱

Strawhat: what

Kendokid: hahaha no 😑

Captain: I mean if you squint ur eyes

Captain: the possibilities 😈😈😈

Kendokid: I saiD NO Y'ALL OVERTIRED AND COMING UP WITH WEIRD AHIT GO TO HELL

Kendokid: I meant bed*

Pinky: hahahaha 😂😂😂

D-rex: aight imma head out

Strawhat: wait what 😵😵😵

Kendokid: bed luffy these fucks r overdue

Strawhat: kk

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