Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
KarateBitch#1: Penguin
KarateBitch#2: Shachi
Sorry: Bepo
Mellorine: Sanji
SniperKing: Usopp
RumbleBall: Chopper
CashMoney: Nami
Nico Robin: Robin
Cigarette: Smoker

2026295021: ????

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Wed 1:44 PM

Torao: should we be concerned that the officer Smoker sent hasn't shown up yet

Godfather: I tired called him about it but it keeps sending me to voicemail

Captain: fuck them we don't need no babysitter

Godfather: *tried

Strawhat: does anybody wanna join me in the arcade? I'm playing space invader 👾

Kendokid: I do

Pinky: I'll bite

D-rex: um guys shouldn't we be worried

D-rex: its obv theres a lot of crazy big shit going on around us 😟😟

Kendokid: ignore

Captain: fuck them we ain't got nothing to do with it

Torao: we got a lot to do with it

Torao: our chat was where the information was passed to the authorities 😶🤭

D-rex: we also know of the sensitive information that was contained in those files

D-rex: thanks for that Luffy

Strawhat: 😁😁😁

Captain: ugh

Soldier: we are literally primed for sniping here

Strawhat: believe in Sunny guys!! She'll keep us safe!! 🥰😊

Kendokid: yeh

D-rex: where is everybody?

Captain: I'm with Law in the rec room

Torao: we're watching Godzilla

Torao: but it's the really bad 2016 version

Kendokid: I don't remember it being that bad..

Soldier: I'm in the lobby 👀

Soldier: waiting for the officer to show up 😅😅😅😅

Strawhat: rip

Godfather: I'm in the arcade with the big chompers 😋

Kendokid: big chompers

Pinky: I-

Pinky: no that's fair

Captain: sksksks

Captain:

Captain shared Godzilla.mp4

Torao: see, its bad

Soldier: sksksks

D-rex: that's funny

Godfather: yikes 😬😬

Pinky: I liked it

Wed 2:01 PM

Strawhat: did anybody else hear that

D-rex: what

Kendokid: there was a really sharp squeal?? And maybe a few noises that sounded like banging

Kendokid: I think it came from the entrance to the sunny outside

Pinky: WERE GONNA DIE THEYVE COME TO KILL US ITS THE ASSASSIN

Godfather: oh dear that sounds troubling 🤔🤔

Captain: there is no assassin dipshit

Captain: and if there were, they wouldn't be out there squealing at a million decibels

Strawhat: is killer on

D-rex: killer was chillin in the lobby last we heard of him

Torao: @Soldier

Captain: what's poppin down in the warzone

Pinky: 😰😰😰😰

Godfather: he be gone

Torao: probably fell asleep

Strawhat: the sunny will protect us

Strawhat: maybe it was nothing

Kendokid: i heard a crash now

Kendokid: I think its inside this time

Pinky: 😱😱😱😱😱

Captain: yeah we heard it this time too

Torao: and felt it 👀👀👀

Torao: it was from the lobby I'm sure of it

D-rex: 👀👀👀👀

Pinky: uM

Kendokid: yo @Soldier wtf is going on down there

Soldier: OH MY GOD WHAT THEIF OSYCK IS HAPPRNING TISHRK KSIFKDJ

Godfather: ....

Pinky: 💀💀💀💀

Strawhat: that's not an answer

Kendokid: maybe I should go check on him

Captain: UM ITS OVB HELES IN TROUBLE

Torao: YOU THINK

Pinky: 😱😭😱😭😱😭

Soldier: NO DONT COME DOWN EJFJEKSKS

D-rex: dude what is happening

D-rex: I'm halfway down the stairs and it sounds like two alley cats are in a brawl down there 💀

Kendokid: maybe that's what's happening??

Torao: wouldn't be the first time

Soldier: HEVOFFICE RIS FIGSTINGFIGHTING KAYAKISTI

Captain: E N GL IS H

Kendokid: pardon his french

Strawhat: ahahaha

Godfather: ok should we go down there 😟😟😟

Strawhat: oh that was LOUD

D-rex: did y'all hear somm??

Torao: 👀👀👀👀

Godfather: I am legitimately sweating with my brass knuckles at the ready

Pinky: it sounded like a slap of salami the size of a bus

Pinky: 💀💀💀

Captain: its awfully quiet now

Torao: did killer just like

Torao: die 😂😂

Kendokid: the assassin killed him

Captain: there is no assassin

Captain: and if there were killer wouldn't be letting one squealing in the parking lot get the best of him

Soldier: YALL WONT BELIEVE

D-rex: there he is

Kendokid: nope hes alive

Soldier: we got good news and bad news

Godfather: of fucking course 😂

Captain: bad news

Soldier: the officer smoker sent was an assassin

Captain: well then

Kendokid: 😒 ugh

Pinky: LSKSHFNEKEDK

Torao: called it

Strawhat: 👀👀

Pinky: ACTIVE THE GAON CANNOM

Godfather: oh lord 😅

Soldier: the man was no less then Jason Bourne lemme tell you that

D-rex: 😳😳😳😳

D-rex: who gon be the one to tell him

Captain: BRINF IT OONNNN

Torao: the gaon is outside in the parking complex

Strawhat: good news?

Pinky: SHit

Soldier: good news is..

Kendokid: did he die 💀

Strawhat: not yet

Captain: oh we being dramatic here 💅🏻

Pinky: WHAT

Soldier: KATAKURI JUST BUST IN AND SAVED MY LIFE

Kendokid: SKSKDUSJ

Pinky: THE KING HAS RETURNED 👑

D-rex: yay :D

Godfather: oh, we finally get to meet

Strawhat: Sksidbdky

Kendokid: 💗💗💗

Torao: I'm conflicted now

D-rex: welcome back doughnut boi

Captain: hey 🙂

Pinky: WHY YOU CONFLICTED BOI OUR BODYGUARD IS BACC

Strawhat: 💗💗👑💗💗

Torao: what is happening to have driven our bodyguard to return???

Godfather: an assassin

Kendokid: 😑😑😑😑

Pinky: shit u right

D-rex: lol

Kendokid: can Katakuri come back onto the chat yet?

Captain: what happened to the assassin?

Pinky: 👀

Torao: asking the real questions

Soldier: uh

Soldier: abt that..

D-rex: EHENEHDKEMEKE

Strawhat: what

Soldier: yeh hes kinda dead

Godfather: 😳

Kendokid: SKSKSKSK

Strawhat: oh damn

Pinky: aWhaT HAPPENEDA

Captain: fuck

Torao: there goes another one

Godfather: what??

Pinky: 👀👀👀👀

Strawhat: another one?

Kendokid: 🙃🙃🙃

D-rex: pardon me what

Captain: yeah remember when we said we almost got arrested last night

Torao: it was from almost getting caught hiding a body

Captain: we didn't know it was an assassin at the time ok

D-rex: you guys hid a body without me

Godfather: jesus fuck guys

Pinky: 😱😱

Godfather: DRAKe

Kendokid: so they were targeting us before the info leak??

Captain: like dude just stepped to us with a gun what else were we supposed to do???

Godfather: run away?

D-rex: Call the cops?

Torao: look 👏🏾

Captain: LOOk

Pinky: we are lookin

Torao: we pANICKED OK???

Strawhat: what happened to the officer guy

Soldier: LeaamME TYPE GUYS

Captain: oop

D-rex: sorry 😂😂

Torao: continue

Soldier: ok so I was just minding by business

Pinky: he be vibing 😉

Kendokid: mood

Torao: good good

Soldier: and then I hear a bit of a commotion outside and I'm like

Soldier: do I go check?? Do I get the others??

Soldier: AND THEN A COP CAR AND A MOTORCYCLE COME CRASHING THROUGH THE FROMT DOOR AND NEARLY RUNS ME OVER

Captain: ThaTS WHAT THAT WASksksk

Pinky: JESUS 😱😱😱

Strawhat: damn franky will not be pleased 🙁

Kendokid: oof

Soldier: while I'm trying to figure out what the hell is going on the officer steps out of the car which is halfway into the broken elevator shaft btw and pulls a fucking gun on me 💀

Soldier: just when I was abt to fight for my life Katakuri comes flying out of the debris kamikaze style and seemingly flies onto the guys gun

Pinky: I be swoon

Torao: 💀💀💀💀

Captain: jeez leave some guys for us man 😅

Strawhat: 😭😍😭😍😭

Kendokid: what a 🐐

Soldier: at this point I'm a shooketh maiden clutching for dear life against the wall

Soldier: Katakuri and assassin guy are fighting like stunt doubles on movie sets

Godfather: gahahahha

Pinky: oof

D-rex: this sounds surreal aND I WAS CONSIDERING WALKING IN ON THAT

Soldier: kataKURI THEN YEETS THE GUY ONTO THE COP CAR, HAS A KNIFE FIGHT ON THE HOOD, KICKS THE GUY INTO THE BACKSEAT, BACLFLIPS OFF THE FUCKIGN CAR AND THE WHOLETHINK FALLS DOWN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT IN SLOW MO 💀💀💀💀

Kendokid: I would've paid to see that

Strawhat: 🤩🤩🤩🤩

Torao: sweet jesus damn

Captain: 💢💢💢💢

Soldier: yeah it was great

Soldier: made the mistake to have looked down and yep dude was impaled on some sharp debris

Captain: metal 😝😝

Pinky: so are we safe or what

Strawhat: man we got a body here now? Franky is gon kill us 💀

Kendokid: get Katakuri on here now

Soldier: wait ok 😗

D-rex: aaaaAAAAAAAHH

D-rex: WERE KILLERS

Torao: accomplices*

Captain: can we claim self defense in this?

2026295021 was invited to the chat

2026295021: sup fuckers

Pinky: sksksksksksk

Godfather: no..

Torao: hahahahahahahah

Captain: 😂😂😂

Kendokid: Katakuri

2026295021 changed their name to Doughnutz

Doughnutz: I'm here, I'm queer, and I could use some beer

Doughnutz: and maybe some painkillers

Captain: dude

Torao: welcome back king

Pinky: WE LVOE YOU

Captain: care to explain what the fuck is going on

Strawhat: welcome home Katakuri! 🥰

Doughnutz: about that

Doughnutz: ok everyone lemme explain

Torao: alright then

Soldier: it's a wild story I tell you 💀

Captain: better be good

D-rex: I'll grab the medical kit

Pinky: SILENCE THE KING WISHES TO SPEAKA

Kendokid: 👍🏼👍🏼

Strawhat: go on Katakuri!! 😆

Doughnutz: fuck ok

Doughnutz: so as you all probably know now my family is also quite literally a mafia fam

Kendokid: yep

Pinky: what about your mom being a cannibal?? 💀💀💀

D-rex: BONNEY

Godfather: 😰

Doughnutz: oh that

Doughnutz: that I actually didn't know until a few days ago

Captain: rip man

Doughnutz: it was actually one of the deciding factors that led to this

Kendokid: I would imagine

Doughnutz: anyway

Doughnutz: after some thought, I've decided to cut myself off from the family business

Captain: hes breaking free!

Torao: now he's the real me he'll ever be!

Godfather: good for you 😌

Strawhat: aw yeah!

D-rex: I imagine that went horribly

Doughnutz: oh fuck no I didn't bring this to their faces

Doughnutz: I couldn't just leave my siblings in her care tho so after that I decided to dig up some shit to lock her away for good

Doughnutz: hence the extra content cannibal past being unlocked

Pinky: you sound so chill abt it

Torao: honestly can't relate

Soldier: he's currently pale as fuck btw

Captain: rip

D-rex: I found the medical kit I'm omw

D-rex is now idle

Doughnutz: after that I may have panicked, had a crisis, and gotten kinda hasty

Captain: no shit

Doughnutz: yeah I was planning on sending Smoker the info through his dms but I went full impulse mode and dumped it into the chat whoops 💀

Torao: I should curse you but ur 🐐 so I can't

Pinky: 🤡🤡🤡

Strawhat: aw it's ok mochi

Strawhat: u doing great!! 💗💗💗

Kendokid: even guys like you get impulsive huh?

Doughnutz: yeah sry abt that

Godfather: what led to you getting into a knife fight with an assassin??

Doughnutz: well needless to say mama found out abt the info leak crazy fast

Torao: that's beyond ultra instinct man

Doughnutz: I was already in the clear so she couldn't do anything to me, and the damage was already done

Doughnutz: next best thing?

Torao: killing us??

Pinky: what did we do we're just vibing????

Captain: 😑😑😑😑

Strawhat: 😮

Doughnutz: yeah

Doughnutz: the assassin wasn't actually sent under her directly.. protocols and hierarchy bullshit, but it's the same thing

Doughnutz: its basically free real estate

Pinky: in the underworld?

Doughnutz: of def

Doughnutz: most of the shit down here is a ring toss that's literally on fire 🔥

Captain: damn bruh

Doughnutz: anyway I only knew abt the assassin after I officially cut myself off

Doughnutz: after that it's all history

Pinky: BRO

Torao: you gotta give more detail then that!!

Captain: 😡😡😡

Godfather: give us the deets

Kendokid: I wanted to hear about how you killed a man

Pinky: THE JUICE

Strawhat: same!!

Torao: feed us father 💀

Doughnutz: I will pay you to never say that again

Torao: the tea

Doughnutz: ok so I stole a bike and intercepted the cop car are you satisfied

Strawhat: CAR FIGHT

Kendokid: 💗💗💗👍🏼

Pinky: niceeee

Doughnutz: we shot at each other for a bit before crashing into the Sunny and duking it out

Doughnutz: end of story you thirty whores

Torao: JADBALAKKDM

Pinky: I just threw my phone!

Captain: 😂😂😂

Godfather is now idle

Strawhat: KATAKURI DUDE

Kendokid: hahaHa

Soldier: jesus christ what I have missed that led to this

Doughnutz: so long story short I'm living here now

Kendokid: we know 💗💗💗

Strawhat: we know! 😁💗😁

Torao: well if that ain't shady

Doughnutz: and big mom has been officially arrested

Doughnutz:

Doughnutz shared https://www.Newspaper.wgg

Doughnutz: but this don't mean we can stop laying low yet

Soldier: wow ok

Pinky: 😳😳😳😳😳

Captain: 🎉🎉

Kendokid: 😏

Strawhat: 😁😝😁