The Grunge

Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo

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Wed 11:09 AM

Pinky: so what yall think of horror night?

Kendokid: it was good

Soldier: you were sleeping the whole time

Kendokid: eh gore boring

Soldier: I

Captain: sweet fkn metal

Torao: I don't get flustered over blood either yet I don't see you compliment me

Captain: sadist cheat

Torao: smh

Pinky: he got a point bro

Torao: whevr

Pinky: soooo

Pinky: which was the best?

Soldier: eh It was prtty good

Captain: aliens was fucking sweet

Torao: scream was my kind of humor

Kendokid: the ring had a good twist I guess

Captain: the ring was fucking stupid

Captain: "Oh let's just watch this fucking ghost tape to solve a grisly murder" 😜👻🔪💀

Soldier: guess I'll die

Soldier:

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Pinky: eyyyy

Captain: "Oh I'll just leave this tape lying around so my son can find it"

Captain: stupid bitch

Torao: thats what got me^^

Kendokid: tbh I would have burned tf out of that shit

Pinky: right???

Soldier: I mean

Soldier: I wouldn't of left it

Strawhat: the grunge

Soldier: I

Pinky: what?

Captain: fuck 😱

Torao: DELETE THSI SHIT NOW

Kendokid: shit should have saw this coming

Pinky: what's the grunge

Torao: PUT IT VACK

Kendokid: he means the grudge

Pinky: oh lol

Soldier: grunge

Pinky: the grungeeee

Captain: the fresh fuck? 🙃

Kendokid: it's a long story

Torao: well then I guess we dont need to hear it lets just move on fromt this naow

Soldier: someone is freaked

Pinky: spill the deeds

Kendokid: Luffy?

Strawhat: yee

Kendokid: mind if I tell the whole thing?

Strawhat: .....

Strawhat: ok 🙂

Pinky: OKY IT S A GO WHAT THSI STORY??

Kendokid: well

Captain: watch it be stupid as hell...

Torao: shit noooo

Kendokid: well me and luffy watched the grunge

Captain: no shit

Kendokid: *grudge

Soldier: oh lol

Kendokid: we were watching it w/ those freshmen

Kendokid: u kno those police wannabes

Strawhat: Koby isn't a wannabe

Soldier: oh those two

Kendokid: yeh Koby and asshat

Kendokid: anyway

Pinky: go on

Kendokid: so we watched the Grudge and four eyes pissed his pants

Captain: lololol

Kendokid: but I didn't get to the best part

Torao: plez no

Kendokid: so before we went over to watch the movie

Torao: fuck

Captain: what happened

Kendokid: me and luffy asked Trafalgar if we could borrow some snaks

Torao: I SIAD I WAS SORRY

Kendokid: SORRY AIDNT GOOD ENOUGH

Kendokid: anyway..

Pinky: Woah 😲😲😲

Kendokid: Trafalgar told us that we could take his cookies

Torao is now idle

Captain: WHAT HAPPENED

Kendokid: and he failed to mention that the said cookies were stolen from Kizaru

Soldier: oh fuck

Pinky: LOLOLOL

Captain: oh...

Captain: I see where this is going

Kendokid: so yeah we finished the movie

Kendokid: and I notice that Luffy was quiet the whole fn time

Kendokid: I turn around

Kendokid: and he's high AF WITH AN EMPTY BOWL OF COOKIES

Captain: I was wondering who ate my weed snaks

Pinky: YOU HAD WEED SNAKS

Soldier: omg was he ok?

Pinky: what

Soldier: ingesting too much weed can seriously harm you

Captain: wait...

Pinky: oh shIT

Captain: did not know that

Soldier: so was he ok??

Pinky: yet you have a medical student as a boyfriend

Captain: fiance get it right

Kendokid: stop texting Jesus I was typing it down

Kendokid: yeah, he was alright but high as a fucking kite, me and the freshmen had to drag his ass to my place under radar and

Pinky: and???

Kendokid: and I uh kinda had to find ways to keep him occupied for a couple hours...

Captain: fuckin knew it, that's all I used the weed for lol

Pinky: aw I wanna try that w/ Drake!

Soldier: oh shit

Pinky: @Torao yo hit me up w/ some Kizaru quality weed!!!

Torao is no longer idle

Pinky: yo hit me w/ the weed!!

Torao: I highly doubt he would condone such behavior

Pinky: I'll eat it when he not looking

Torao: still

Torao: imagining you on weed

Captain: fuck thaT

Kendokid: yikes

Soldier: no thnx

Pinky: you guys r so mean!!

Kendokid: listen the experience was great but I dont recommend it

Pinky: NOW I REALLY WANT IT

Captain: oh yeah its great ain't that right babe? 😘😘😘

Torao: I will throw out this phone

Soldier: Kidd we're gonna have a talk later

Captain: noooo

Kendokid: whtvr you fucks we're off topic

Pinky: oh yeah

Soldier: so explain 'grunge'

Kendokid: well while he was high he siad some weird shit

Kendokid: and when the movie topic came up

Kendokid: Luffy screamed high af

Kendokid: "I'll fucking beat the Grunge's skinny bedsheet looking ass!1!!!"

Captain: lol

Soldier: thats it I'm done

Pinky: you lost me at "skinny bedsheet looking ass"

Kendokid: it was a rough time ill tell u that

Torao: im sorry

Kendokid: u should be I had to buy new furniture

Pinky: WHICH FURNITURE 😏😏😏

Soldier: I'm gonna pretend nobody just asked that

Captain: whtvr

Captain: I'm just gonna go get some weed

Captain is now idle

Kendokid is now idle

Soldier: I got homework

Soldier is now idle

Pinky: lazy bastards

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Wed 11:48 AM

Strawhat: u still selling me the good cush right?

Torao: definitely 😏

Strawhat: exchange again 2night?

Torao: don't be late

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