Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
KarateBitch#1: Penguin
KarateBitch#2: Shachi
Sorry: Bepo
Mellorine: Sanji
SniperKing: Usopp
RumbleBall: Chopper
CashMoney: Nami
Nico Robin: Robin
Cigarette: Smoker

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Sat 4:13 AM

Cigarette: so for reasons I am not willing to disclose, I shall be frequenting this gc more often

Soldier: you got pressured by your coworkers abt being too friendly with us

Strawhat: !!! 😲

Kendokid: oop-

Cigarette: where'd you get this information?

Soldier: intuition 😉

Cigarette: fuck

Torao: why tf are you even a cop? You've done your fair share of illegal shit

Cigarette: I HAVR NOT

Kendokid: ahem, that time you broke into that casino???

Cigarette: WOULD YOU STOP REMINDING ME OF THAT

Cigarette: BESIDES I WAS RIGHT ANYWAY

Strawhat: hahahaha

Torao: I got some news

Soldier: hit us

Soldier: my body is ready

Torao: oh good 😄

Torao: just got word that we're gonna be having a little raid at the Sunny so grab your katanas y'all

Strawhat: YO WHAT

Cigarette: excuse me what-

Kendokid: not again..

Soldier: oh shit

Strawhat: tell Franky to bring the FR-U, V, the van Sunny, and to prepare the Gaon Cannon

Soldier: aight

Kendokid: should we call up the fleet?

Strawhat: mmm, tell them what's going on but it's their choice to join in or not

Soldier: is everyone gathered at the Sunny now?

Torao: you mean the Sunny Sunny or the van Sunny

Soldier: obv the Sunny dumbass 🤨

Torao: jesus just checking..

Torao: most of them, Robin and Franky are out in the van Sunny getting ammo tho

Strawhat: good 😀

Cigarette: WAIT

Torao: yes?

Cigarette: wHAT IS GPING ON

Kendokid: what's it to you?

Soldier: yeah you don't hang in the Sunny

Kendokid: yeah, you're not one of the bois 😎

Cigarette: if there's something dangerous going on then I gotta do something about it!

Torao: dude no

Kendokid: Smoker, do you remember why you even had an argument with your peers? 😣

Soldier: we're literally discussing illegal shit and your first worry is it being dangerous? Maybe you have gone over the edge

Cigarette: No listen!

Cigarette: if this is what I think it is then you need to call the police and let us secure the perimeter and arrest these fools

Kendokid: HA

Strawhat: lmao no

Solder: hAH

Torao: LOL

Soldier: do we look stupid???

Torao: you want us to hand over Sunny's location to you?? 🤭😅

Torao: after all the threats you made to demolish it on sight?

Soldier: like bruh

Kendokid: yeah, what just so you can arrest us all and blow the place up once your done? ☠

Torao: I be no snitch

Cigarette: No!

Strawhat: Smoker

Torao: oooooo

Strawhat: Sunny is our home, and we're gonna defend her with every inch of our beings. This doesn't concern you, it's your job to hand us in, not help us.

Kendokid: if I didn't know any better..

Kendokid: I'd say you like us 🤭🤭

Cigarette: YOU BRATS STOP ACRING LIKE YYR BETTER AND LICSTNE

Soldier: yeah no thanksss

Torao: yikes

Strawhat: meet up at the usual spot

Strawhat is now idle

Kendokid: I'll buy some alcohol for the afterparty

Kendokid: on both occasions

Soldier: good plan

Cigarette: DONT IGNORE ME

Torao: oh hush you

Soldier is now idle

Torao: if participating in this situation matters so much to you, then maybe you should start making an effort to be

Cigarette: what?!

Torao is now idle

Cigarette: to be what??!?

Kendokid: Smoker

Kendokid: instead of trying to figure is out, maybe you should focus on yourself first

Cigarette: what?!?!

Kendokid is now idle

Cigarette: GET BACK HERE ALL OF YOU WHAT THE FUCK

Cigarette: NONE OF YOU ARE MAKING SENSE

Cigarette: I MENA It

Cigarette: ILL ARREST YOU ALL

Cigarette: YOU FUCKIGN BRATS

Cigarette: YOU SUC AT BEING PHILOSOLPHICAL

Sat 6:27 AM

Pinky: @Nico Robin where are you with those top ups girl :/

Nico Robin: I'm almost there

Nico Robin: Some cars behind us looked suspicious so Franky had to shake them first 😉

Pinky: fUCK

Pinky: IM SO NERVOUS

Pinky: WHY DID YOU GUYS HAVE TO LET SMOKER IN ON THIS SHIT

Torao: its not like hes ever going to actually find us

Strawhat: *le shrug*

Kendokid: dont look at me

Godfather: I brought my brass knuckles for this shit im hype

Soldier: I know I love it

KarateBitch#2: yeh they really extenuate your hands

CashMoney: such elegant knuckles

Captain: absolute king

Godfather: thanks I hate you guys

Strawhat: welcome to the Sunny!! ^w^

Mellorine: oh shit this is ur first time here

Kendokid: great

Godfather: first time here and I'm already in a gang fight

Pinky: this is a great start

Pinky: but also

Captain: when are they showing up I'm bored

Pinky: why tf iS EVERYONE SO CALM

Torao: they said they'll be here seven sharp

SniperKing: yo so I finished setting up the booby traps

Sorry: I helped!!

RumbleBall: so did I!!!

Nico Robin: great job! (^U ^)

D-rex: has anybody seen my taser

SniperKing: seven sharp? Then ig I have enough time to finish the crackpit

Strawhat: where did you last see it?

D-rex: in my fucking pocket

Pinky: I can attest to this

Captain: look alive comrades they'll be here in ten mins

Nico Robin: okay uwu

CashMoney: maybe it fell out on the ground somewhere

Torao: HAHAHAH

Soldier: jesus no way

Godfather: that's not a possibility I'm afraid

CashMoney: why?

Pinky: Drake's pants are waay too tight to cough up anything lol

D-rex: they jsut fit right their not rtight

Pinky: suure

SniperKing: movement in three o'clock!

Kendokid: it beings

Sat 8:01 AM

Soldier: wha

Soldier: wh a

Soldier: w

Torao: take your time

Strawhat: shut up im ded

Pinky: what he sed

Torao: mute the chat then

Soldier: what the fuck

Soldier: has transpired on this fine day

KarateBitch#2: bro im so tired i cant even

Godfather: I thoguht you said smoker wouldnt show up

Torao: well i didnt expect him to involve the air force

Pinky: my soul ascended when that helicopter came outta nowhere and put us in spotlight

D-rex: no cap

Soldier: bruh i tyhought the government came back for a hot minute

Captain: what the fuck

D-rex: bro where is everybody

Captain: who calls up the fucking a i r f o rc e

KarateBitch#2: we sleepin

Godfather: those with rooms are sleeping in them, those who don't are in the couch lounge

Pinky: how are we not arrested

Torao: I aint questioning that

Soldier: mood

Captain: fuck this shit

Captain: next time i seee smoker its on site

D-rex: i think u mean sight

Captain: did i fucking stutter

Soldier: go to sleep we can talk abt this later

Cigarette: thanks you ungrateful shits

Pinky: w

Torao: ugh

Soldier: bruh come back tomorro

Cigarette: I saved your asses and this is the thanks I get

Cigarette: also I'm taking one of your guest rooms for the night

Godfather: hwa

D-rex: hES INSDIE THE SUNTYYY

Soldier: IM AWAKE

Captain: you two handle it imma bed

Torao: same