Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
KarateBitch#1: Penguin
Doughnutz: Katakuri
KarateBitch#2: Shachi
Sorry: Bepo
Mellorine: Sanji
SniperKing: Usopp
RumbleBall: Chopper
CashMoney: Nami
Nico Robin: Robin
Cigarette: Smoker

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Wed 11:56 PM

Strawhat: zoro

Strawhat: I know what we're gonna do today

Kendokid: 😀😀😀😀

Torao: I'm getting bad vibes here

Captain: fuck it

Captain: I'll bite 😈

Strawhat: do any y'all remember those paper fortunetellers wed play with in preschool

Pinky: FUCKING YESSSS

Torao: they were the shit 🔥

Doughnutz: *pretends to know what they are talking about* 😃

Kendokid: my baby...

Pinky: 💀

Strawhat: Mochi...

Strawhat: u don't know what paper fortunes are?? 😢

Doughnutz: should I???

Kendokid: well you're gonna now

Torao: 😤😤😤😤

Captain: let's go hoes

Strawhat:

Strawhat shared papekrn.jpeg

Captain: what fucking file name is that

Pinky: man really said jibberish 🤪

Strawhat: are you seriously kinkshaming me for my choices in file names rn? 😛

Doughnutz: I'm sorry it has to be like this..

Kendokid: well I don't 🤭

Torao: Why are all the colors written in different colors than the ones they were written in??? 😃

Strawhat: coz fuck OCD bitch 🖕

Pinky: YAAA

D-rex: if anyone else isn't gon say it then I will

D-rex: I choose blue

Godfather: good call

Strawhat:

Strawhat shared pagdickskeld.jpeg

Soldier: ok that was just on purpose

Torao: lmao 🤣🤣🤣

Kendokid: I pretend I do not see 😎

Doughnutz: ngl im lowkey digging it

Captain: simp

Strawhat: what

Kendokid: speaking of things im not seeing rn- 😃

Doughtnutz: what

Godfather: lol

Pinky: OH CMON

Soldier: are we choosing a number????

D-rex: yeah yeah hold your mantiddies

Godfather: 👁👄👁

Captain: A-

Torao: 👀👀👀👀

Kendokid: what universe am I in 😀

Doughnutz: huh

Strawhat: um 😃😃

D-rex: what

Captain: u all read that right 🙃

Torao: u ok there buddy???

D-rex: read what?

Soldier: bro 🙂

Kendokid: what you just typed

D-rex: yeah??

Doughnutz: read it

Pinky: oh boy 😅

D-rex: And???

Strawhat: try it slower

D-rex: ????

Pinky: here it comes... 🤭

Captain: even he has his dumbboi moments huh?

D-rex: nfoskdnajlMNKKGFMLOMGG

Torao: of course he does

Torao: have you all forgotten the velociraptor incident? 🧍‍♂️

D-rex: I AM SO SORRY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAERE THAT COME TFORME

Strawhat: welcome to the ADHD instant regret squad 🤩🤪😎

Kendokid: we have no cookies

Doughnutz: but we sure know how to have a good tIME 🤝

D-rex: thanks i hate it

Pinky: katakuri that text is killin me bro

Soldier: hurry u and choose a nyumber hoe i wanna turn 😡

Godfather: every moment we stray further from god 🙃

D-rex: 7

Captain: babe

Torao: ye

Captain: do you want stuffed potato skins for dinner

Torao: 😍💕❣🥰 i FUCKING 💗☺❤💓LOVE YOU???? 💞❤🥵🍆😘

Captain: yes then

Kendokid: you whores best stop flirting on maiN IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME- 🔪🔪🔪

Doughnutz: and yall call me the simp

Captain: what was that??? 😃

Doughnutz: looky here what an amazing ball of lint 😁

Soldier: Kid?

Soldier: have I been evicted from the kitchen without notice??? 🧍‍♂️

Captain: no we're just having a date night ☺

Pinky: we're literally on house lockdown??

Torao: your fucking point??? 😃🔪

Torao: im bored bitch 😁😁😁

Strawhat:

Strawhat shared kinkshamingpaperscheme.jpeg

Kendokid: and thats it

D-rex: 2

Kendokid: im falling off the roof 🏃‍♂️

Pinky: drama king

Soldier: im never letting these names go 💀

Strawhat: good

Strawhat: ✨ I want my power to be forever stained in your conscience ✨

Godfather: jesus christ 🌝

Torao: nothing will stain like that fucking will

Captain: cursed

Doughnutz: ❤❤❤❤

Kendokid: nice ☺

Strawhat: ❤💗💚

Pinky: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS????

D-rex: 😃😄😃

Strawhat: Drake u got "found naked in a drainpipe by Cavendish"

Doughnutz: i what niowe

Pinky: RIIIIP 💀💀💀

Captain: why is that an option??

Strawhat: why not

D-rex: 🌝

D-rex: I feel like I just got played

Torao: so we are not doing that again holy shit

Soldier: yes let us never

Wed 1:09 PM

Doughnutz: guys

Doughnutz: guys

Doughnutz: guyZ

Doughnutz: WHETE ART THOU HOES

Doughnutz: guys

Pinky: I'm here

Doughnutz: I'm freaking out

Strawhat: what happened

Kendokid: 😁🔪

Doughnutz: I ate these cookies on the counter in the kitchen and I'm starting to feel sick

Soldier: you ate what- 😃

Soldier: how amny did tou eat!??!?!

Doughnutz: a couple

Strawhat: how much is a couple

Doughnutz: like

Doughnutz: three

Kendokid: 💀

Pinky: BAHAHAHAHA

Doughnutz: WHAT WAS IT?!?!?!

Soldier: dude

Soldier: those were edibles 💚💀

Doughnutz: WHY WERE YOU MAKING EDIBLES????

Strawhat: lmaoooo

Kendokid: 🤦‍♂️

Soldier: CAUSE WE LIKE THEM???

Pinky: Yo are we really gon see high Katakuri??? 🤣😂

Doughnutz: oh fuck-

Doughnutz: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THE CANNIBUS????

Soldier: I used weed butter

Kendokid: how high was the dosage btw?

Soldier: 😬😬😬😬

Strawhat: killer???

Strawhat: 😀😄😀

Pinky: oh boy

Doughnutz: the duckisnhapem

Soldier: pretty fucking strong

Torao: oh my fuck

Torao: we've had him for not even a year and y'all are already dopping him up 🙃

Kendokid: this is gonna be a long day...