Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
KarateBitch#1: Penguin
KarateBitch#2: Shachi
Sorry: Bepo
Mellorine: Sanji
SniperKing: Usopp
RumbleBall: Chopper
CashMoney: Nami
Nico Robin: Robin
Cigarette: Smoker

2026295021: ????

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Wed 11:43 AM

2026295021 was invited to the chat

2026295021: no time to explain

2026295021:

2026295021 shared Caesar.pdf

2026295021 shared Walker36.pdf

2026295021 shared CandyJacket.mp4

2026295021 shared HumanAuct.jpeg

2026295021 shared DrugPort.jpeg

2026295021 shared SMILE.doc

2026295021 shared MountainHag.doc

2026295021 shared SAD.jpeg

2026295021 shared HumanAuct-List.pdf

2026295021 shared LinLin-profile.doc

2026295021 shared Joker.mp4

2026295021: get this to officer smoker

2026295021: and stay in the Sunny

2026295021: don't go to your dorms

2026295021: and somebody please keep Luffy in check

2026295021 has left the chat

Wed 12:07 PM

Pinky: um

Pinky: 👁👄👁

Pinky: what's in the fuck did I just read

Captain: jesus fucking christ you OPENED THE FILES

Pinky: how can you drop shady looking shit and not expect me to click on it???

Captain: BONNEY THAT'S OBVIOUSLY FILTHY FUCKING INTEL YOU CAN GET TRACKED AND MURDERED

Pinky: OH WAIT FUCK I DID NOT THINK THIS THRIGH

Torao: what did they say?

Pinky: what-

Captain: lAw

Torao: what she already read it so might as well tell before she gets silenced 😗😗😗

Cigarette: NONE OF YOU READ YHAT SHIT

Kendokid: ah shit the party pooper arrived just as it got good 😑😑

Pinky: am I gonna die? 😨

Cigarette: THAG SHIT IS CONFIDENTIAL EVIDENCE I NEED TO BRING THIS TO TH

D-rex: uhh

Torao: are you gonna tell us or not?

Pinky: nO

KarateBitch#2: UM

Captain: Law we almost got arrested last night now you wanna dance with death???

D-rex: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

KarateBitch#2: imma just head out before things get to the point of no return

SniperKing: 👀👀👀

Torao: Last night was a tease, a glimpse of glory, a brief taste of euphoria. I seized heaven by the tail only to be cast aside and burned intimately with an avidity for insurmountable pleasures, which can only be known through the deeds of the wicked.

SniperKing: yeet

D-rex: 👁👄👁

Pinky: holy fuck

Kendokid: jesus ever living christ what on earth happened to you two last night

Captain: he's just being dramatic

D-rex: that's dramatic???

Kendokid: nah man we've all seem him when hes dramatic 😐💀😅

Torao: My pleas echo through the ears of my companions not unheard but unheeded. This thirst, this burning, desperate desire wrings me by the neck and leaves me choking on my knees, haunting me with the evident solitude that has been brought upon me in consequence.

Kendokid: and that ain't it

Kendokid: 😟😟😟

Pinky: what the fuck mna

D-rex: I almost want to let him know what's on those files just to make him stop

Captain: nO

Captain: see that's heo he gets tou

Pinky: please I'm already paranoid as it is

Torao: the files

Pinky: 👁👄👁

Torao: tell me

Kendokid: why am I scared 😱😱😱😱

Captain: law no

Pinky: never in your life pal I'm scared

Torao: lift this curse from my fragile, mortal soul

Pinky: NOOOOA 😱

Torao: release me from these hauntings that plague me

Pinky: IT BURNESSS

Strawhat: holy fuck caesar is part of the mafia

Strawhat: 💀💀😂💀

Kendokid: LUFFy

Pinky: SHHHHHH DONTTELLTHEM THAY

Kendokid: didn't we already establish this though??

Strawhat: yeah but this is the MAFIA mafia

Strawhat: we're talking international drug trades and human trafficking and illegal experimentation

D-rex: oh my fucking lord

Captain: pretty 🙃🙃

Kendokid: oh god..

Cigarette: STAP READING ITA

Torao: tell me more

Soldier: what the hell are Candy Jackets? 🤨

Cigarette: OUT

Godfather: 👁👄👁

Godfather: um

Strawhat: sup

Soldier: bad timing my dude

Pinky: go back to your nap

Godfather: are any of us gonna talk about who the hell that was

Captain: 😐😐😐

Kendokid: I

D-rex: 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Strawhat: well whoever they are they're nice

Cigarette: NiacE??

Cigarette: you call endangering your lives and throwing about sensitive information nice?!?!?

Kendokid: they sure as hell did your job for you tho

SniperKing: ouch

Soldier: 🤭🤭🤭

Pinky: okay so is it cool to tell everybody that Doflamingo is a drug dealer?

Captain: we be know

Torao: how else does kizaru get his weed???

Godfather: oh shit hes in there???

Pinky: we talking real fucking drugs not just weed and coke bois

D-rex: 👁👄👁

Cigarette: that's it im done

Strawhat: YO BIG MOM IS IN HERE

Kendokid: oop-

Strawhat: HOLT FUCK

Soldier: oh damn it be bad

Captain: what other drugs could he possibly be selling more than coke and weed???

Torao: 💀💀💀💀

SniperKing: I'm just gon

SniperKing shared 2018_12_06.pdf

Soldier: oh lord

Pinky: was that at the winter dance??! 😱😱😱😱

Torao: 👁👄👁

Kendokid: here we go

Godfather: that explains the cops

D-rex: smile???

Strawhat: BIG MOMS BE A YAKUAZE LADY

Captain: I mean we all been knew

Torao: where do you think all her husbands go??

Pinky: okay who tf ISNT secretly dipping in the underworld?!?!?

D-rex: this shit is wildin

Kendokid: oh that explains some things

Strawhat: SHES A FUCKING CANNIBAL

Kendokid: WHA

D-rex: 👀👀

Godfather: oh my god

Torao: *chokes

Captain: ew

Pinky: 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Godfather: 👁👄👁

SniperKing: um, context??

Pinky: whY WOULD YOU ASK THEAT

Torao: cannibalism that's new

Captain: no wonder her whole family's fucked

Soldier: *except Katakuri* 🙏

Kendokid: especially not Katakuri

Torao: def not Katakuri

Pinky: Katakuri is the only valid Charlotte I'll feel safe nearby from now on

Godfather: does he know??

Captain: whoops u right

D-rex: I'm not sure 😨😨😨

Captain: *except Katakuri

Pinky: YO WE GOTTA SAVE HIM

Kendokid: we need some Katakuri adoption papers stat

Soldier: okay let's not go crazy here

Strawhat: SHE ATE HER FUKING FOSTER MOM

Kendokid: 👁👄👁

Godfather: oh lord in heaven

Pinky: how does that happen????

Soldier: NCRMIND GRAB THOSE ADOPTAION PAPAERS STAT

Torao: oh that's sad

Strawhat: WHO WAS A SLAVE TRAFFICKER

D-rex: are you done

Torao: nvrmind plot twist!!

SniperKing: 👁👄👁

Pinky: okay, so are we listening to the weird person that told us to stay at Sunny

Captain: how did they know abt sunny-

Torao: I'm gon stay right here

SniperKing: I AINT LWTTING MY ASS GET KILELD 😱😱😱

D-rex: I feel we should listen to them

Cigarette: NONONO

Cigarette: YOU ARE ALL COMING TO THE POLICE STATION RIGHT THIS INSTANT

Kendokid: that doesn't sound safe

Torao: how much you wanna bet theres a traitor among them who'll kill us?

Godfather: like the movies??

D-rex: exactly like the movies

Cigarette: kids, I assure you the station is 100% safe, we've dealt with all of the moles and conspirators since this case first began. You're not safe in that place anymore, it's location has already been proven to have been compromised

Strawhat: we don't like your funny words magicman >:(

Kendokid: what about Katakuri?

Soldier: yeah

Cigarette: what??

Captain: you seriously can't leave him with her??

Torao: oh I see what we're doing

Strawhat: if you want us to trust you then save Katakuri first 😤

Cigarette: I THOUGHT WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED TRUST?!?!

Strawhat: that was for something else this is completely different

Strawhat: trust btw that was broken when you interfered with our gang fight

Pinky: free him 😔✊🏻

Torao: set him free 😔🙏🏽

Cigarette: THAT WAs

Captain: save him 😞✊🏻

Cigarette: YOU CANT

Kendokid: let him go 😔✊🏼😤

Pinky: dooo ittrr

Cigarette: OKAy

Cigarette: fuck fine I'll see what I can do

Cigarette: but the moment I save him you all better leave that place pronto

Cigarette: and I'm sending an officer over

Godfather: no

SniperKing: NOOE

Pinky: WHAT

Cigarette: NO COMPLAINTS

Cigarette: his name is vergo he'll watch you all until we get this situation under control