Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo
Hentai???: Franky

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Tue 4:27 PM

D-rex: operation what

Kendokid: eh I like to call it operation matrix

Strawhat: no! Escaping the matrix sounds better!!

Pinky: care to share w/ us what this plan is?

Godfather: I am not sure with how this sounds

Captain: if it gets me the fuck out of here ill take it

Strawhat: ok well first

Strawhat: I need to add someone

Hentai??? has been invited to the chat

Captain: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK HAVE YOU BROUGHT IN HERE 😱😱😱

Hentai???: oh yo bros where am I

Strawhat: WE HAVE AN OPERATION ESCAPE THE MATRIX FRANKY GET THE SUNNY READY

Pinky: the what?

Hentai???: OH SHIT WADDAP

Hentai???: on it 😎😎😎

Hentai??? has left the chat

D-rex: what have you just done?

Godfather: I am confusion

Jazzman: wait is the sunny like some gigantic super weapon?!?!?

Kendokid: no

Strawhat: alright!

Strawhat: Zoro! 😎

Kendokid: yes

Strawhat: ready to take down Magellan? 😁

Captain: 😨😨😨

Pinky: HOLY FUCK WHAT 😱😱😱

D-rex: oh im out

Soldier: mood

Kendokid: of course 😎😚😁

Godfather: nO 😱😱😱😱

Kendokid is now idle

Strawhat is now idle

Torao: someone give me a play by play

Captain: ok babe

Captain: well everyone else has abandoned their phones to try and convince the two idiots what an idea this is

Torao: mood

Captain: Magellan is catching onto what we're up to 😨😨😨

Torao: rip 😱😱😱

Captain: somehow the brat has convinced everyone to rally together for operation escape the matrix

Captain: I am terrified of his ability to create such unity

Torao: god u have no idea

Captain: fuck they're jumpin Magellan

Torao: brave

Captain: heloY fucking shIt this t iF rkshsbSmd

Torao: Kidd?

Captain: THEY KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OUT

Torao: oh wow

Captain: STRAWHAT JUMPED ON ACID TRIP BOIZ SHOULDERS

Captain: SCREAMING WHILE MOSSHEAD KNOCKS THEM BOTH DOWN

Captain: AND KNOCKED HIM OUT W FUCKING CHLOROFORM 💥💥💥

Torao: ......

Captain: now everyone is rushing back to their phones

D-rex: WTF WAS THAT

Pinky: HOLY MOTHER SON OF A DUD

Godfather: I have so many questions

Jazzman: strawhat bro whERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT

Strawhat is no longer idle

Strawhat: learn what?

Jazzman: huh?

Strawhat: exactly

Pinky: 😱😱😱

D-rex: I feel very afraid 😨

Torao: this might be my fault 😑

Kendokid: luffy frankys ready

Strawhat: YOSH

Strawhat is now idle

Kendokid: fuck I love him 💚💚💚

Pinky: gay

Kendokid: thats the idea 😈💗😈

Kendokid is now idle

Torao: play by play?

Captain: on it

Captain: ok so we're all sneaking out of the detention room like cats

Captain: were going down the hallw

Captain: fucKFUCKUFCKUFCKFUCUC

Torao: did you die?

Captain: WE RAN INTO HAWKEYE DGIT WERE DOENA

Torao: oh carry on then

Captain: ZOROSHDOD RKSKWJGENSKAAI DOENA KNOW THWGAYDBNDN

Torao: Zoro? Gay? 💚

Captain: SHANKSANDNWIHTISNQWJBRLSHOWEDUPANDBTHEVSUNNYISBRKANRKSKS

Torao: shanks? 😨😨😨

Captain: hilufuckuhtisbthingsgotturbodvosstersomdidjwbsntmillegal

Torao: Illegal??? 😱😱😱

Torao: should I be concerned? 😧

Captain: HOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE ARE MAD

Torao: old news tell me something interesting

D-rex: we just blew it like jurassic park yo 🤗🤗🤗

Torao: context??

Jazzman: wait Bonney's typing all the deeds to you

Torao: waiting...

Pinky: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS NUTS WE LIKE LEFT THE DETENTION ROOM ONLY TO RUN INTO DRACULE AND HE WAS ALL LIKE "ZORO MY SON DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS" BUT THEN ZORO WAS LIKE YEET IM GAY AND WENT ON THE ATTACK AND HE WAS FUCKING SO SHITTY ROMANTIC FIGHTING FOR LUFFY'S HONOR AND SHIT THEN WE ALL RAN AWAY THEN WE MADE IT TO THE FRONT ENTRANCE AND SHANKS AND WHITEBEARD WERE THERE AND WE WERE ALL LIKE "FUCK THE COOL ONES ARE AFTER US" AND THEY WERE LIKE "LOL WERE PROUD BUT WE STILL NEED TO CATCH YOU BRO" AND THEN LUFFY PUNCHED THE FIRE EMERGENCY SWITCH THINGY TOTOALLY UNANNOUNCED THAT LITERALLY NO ONE USES AND T R I G G E R E D THE LIKE RAINY THINGYS THEN IT RAINED AND LUFFY WAS ALL LIKE "FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE" ANX IN ALL THE PAINC WE RAN OUTSIDE TO SEE THE MOST ATROCIOUS TOUR BUS I'VE EVER SEEN AND IT WAS DRIVEN BY SOME STRIPPER WHO WAS LIKE OUR GETAWAY GUY AND THEN AS HE FLOORED IT THAT FUCK SMOKER CAME LOOKING FRESH AS FUCK LIKE TERMINATOR STYLE IN HIS SHINY POLIVE CAR AND HE WAS BLOCKING THE WAY OUT SO BUDDY LIKE USED SOME ILLEGAL LOOKING SHIT AND TURBO BOOSTED US OUTTA THERE O V E R THE FUCKING SOCCER FIELD FENCE

Godfather: my life was flashing before my eyes 😨😨😨

Soldier: never thought I'd be in a getaway tour bus with a stripper driving us out of school with illegal boosters 🤣🤣🤣

Strawhat: franky is NOT a stripper guys

Pinky: what is he then?

Strawhat: a pervert 🤗

Torao: oh

Torao: I remember him now

Torao: I wish I didn't 😨

Captain: whatever, so worth getting out of that hell hole

Torao: you do realize they'll give you an even harsher punishment for pulling that shit 😑😑😑

Captain: fuck