Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo

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Mon 3:59 PM

Pinky: GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I PICKED UP DRAKE FROM DETENTION

Strawhat: u discovered he committed seppuku

Pinky: i

Pinky: what-

Strawhat: he will be missed

D-rex: NO IM ALIVE

Torao: usually this is my kind of humor but, coming from Strawhat of all people...

Godfather: boy, I think we need to talk abt what ur going through

Strawhat: no!

Godfather: well ok then

Captain: weak

Pinky: luffy, are you on some kind of man period? Do you need some help?

D-rex: who hurt you child

Jazzman: WAIT HOW DID DRAKE GET IN DETENTION AND WHAT HAPPEND?? 😱😱😱

Pinky: Drake went jurassic park on the gym teacher

Captain: Kizaru? Are you stupid? That man dont bluff

D-rex: I didn't mean to

Pinky: I got a text from Perona saying you were screaming at him after he said raptors were birds

D-rex: tbwkfbsndjdn

Jazzman: T R I G G E R E D

Soldier: oh mood

Captain: why would you take anything that fucker says seriously? Hes always high? 💨

Torao: I can confirm, I've went through his office and found his drawers stuffed w/ cannibus 🤭🤭🤭

Pinky: WHAT WE'RE YOU DOIN IN THERE

Torao: stealing some cannibus ;)

Torao: and doin some....stuff

Pinky: what "stuff"??

Strawhat: Kizaru gave kidd a 10% on an assignment when he showed up hungover so Traffy snuck in his office and changed it to a 98% 😇

Captain: !!!!

Torao: I TRUSTED YOU

Strawhat: 😇😈😇😈😇

Kendokid: that is so gay

Strawhat: Zoro we're gay

Kendokid: ur point 💓 ???

Jazzman: FUCK WERE GETTIN OFF TOPIC GIYS THE DETENTION STORY

Pinky: right right

Captain: NO WAIT TRAFALGAR YOU DID THAT

Torao: THE DETENTION STORY

Pinky: I

Captain: FUCK THE STORY

Pinky: well then

Captain: YOU RISKED EXPELSION FOR MEE?

Strawhat: he does it all the time 😇

Torao: STRAwhat

Captain: whatnehebfksjehskzlssesnh 🥰❤💦💞💘👅💋😚🍆

Torao: Kidd no

Captain: get ur ass over here now

Torao: KIDD NO

Captain: get ur aSS OVER HERE

Torao: NO

Captain is now idle

Torao: FUCk 😱😱😱

Torao: I CANT BELIEVE YOUV DONE THIS

Strawhat: well I did :D

Torao: FUCK KIDD NOWNDUABDH

Torao is now idle

Strawhat: 😚😚😚😚

Kendokid: gay

Jazzman: BACk to the story

Pinky: ok well it was aftr school and I went to pick my bby up

Pinky: cuz I'm a good gf

D-rex: bc I had food

Pinky: bc he had food

Pinky: I get in there, and Mr. Dracule was there lookin like shit

Kendokid: woah what?

Kendokid: he nvr lets himself look bad at work

Pinky: anyWAY

Pinky: he turns to me

Pinky: gets up and goes all "finally I can leave"

Pinky: then he starts bitchin to me abt keeping my man well behaved when im not around

Pinky: and im pretending to listen like I care

D-rex: you should have listened he had some very good tips

Pinky: stfu this is the good part

Pinky: as we talk, suddenly

Pinky: theres this loud sound from the roof and then running

Strawhat: a murder?

Jazzman: I feel like this is going somewhere

Soldier: this sounds bad

Godfather: oh my Luffy

Kendokid: eh, he's said worse

D-rex: wait for it

D-rex: I looked to Mr. Dracule for an explanation but then I noticed he looked like he was abt to murder someone

Pinky: then suddenly

Pinky: SHANKS THE FUCKING VICE PRINCIPAL JUST KICKS OPEN THE DOOR

Pinky: THEY BOTH TALK IN A STRANGE CODE OR SUM FOR AWHILE CONFUSING TF OUTTA ME

Pinky: AND THEN SUDDENLY SHANKS GRABS A NERF GUN THAT WAS TAPED TO HIS BACK

Pinky: AND SCREAMS

Pinky: "yippie kai yay, motherfucker!!"

Strawhat: YAASSS SHANKSSSS :DDD

Kendokid: omg

Kendokid: isn't that the punchline in that one scene in that old movie the school made us watch cause they thought it was popular for some reason???

Soldier: that's a normal sounding day

Jazzman: I WOULD HAVE KILLED TO SEE THAT

Pinky: then Dracule just stands there unimpressed as shanks shoots at him, the bullet bouncing off his forehead

Kendokid: OH SHit

Strawhat: awww mannnnn!

Pinky: when he noticed me and Drake there just watching he paled on the spot and just..

Pinky: stood there

D-rex: me and Bonney then decided to just yote to escape the awkward

Jazzman: guys

Jazzman: do you kno what this means????

Kendokid: we need to find a new vice principal?

Soldier: we need to blackmail them?😈

Jazzman: OUR TEACHERS ARE CULTURED